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argosciv ago

Turisas rasputin live Hämeenlinna 2017 (Boney-M cover)

^ Published on Aug 19, 2017


There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire


RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on


He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy healer

Who would heal her son


RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on


But when he's drinking and lusting

And hungers of power become known to more and more people

Their demands to do something about this outrageous man

Grew louder and louder


"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies

But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"

No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us" they kept demanding

And he really came


RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

They put some poison into his wine

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"


RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

They didn't quit, they wanted his head

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

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argosciv ago

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HAHAHAHAHAH! Don't take the following too seriously, but, well... FUCKING LOL!

Rasputin

RA RA RASPUTIN

RA S PUTIN

RA's Putin

@fogdryer @LA_Trump @carmencita @Wisconsin_Is_Corrupt @GothamGirl

carmencita ago

RAH RAH Oh now Dear Vladi is Entering The Mix Perhaps a picture of him bare chested on a horse?

argosciv ago

hahaha relax, if there's any meaning to it, it's a good one xD

have a giggle

carmencita ago

Tee Hee. Tee Hee. I believe there was some funny business going on between Lennon and his uncle whom he lived with. The wife felt odd about the kisses Uncle George gave him and him putting him to bed each night. They lived in Mandip house on Manlove St. Now @UnicornAndSparkles tells me there is a trafficking ring right near Liverpool. Liverpool is a Cesspool and I believe that there was something the Beatles were trying to say with the album and all the people on the front of it. Rigby imo was part of it. It all fits together somehow. I am done for now.

argosciv ago

same, sun's up here n shit, time for others to take over xD