I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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gramman74 ago
For the love of GOD block Allforfunlife.com!
KingMortales ago
What the fuck is that? I keep seeing people here upset by it and I've never seen it posted.
gabara ago
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗢 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵:
𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗡
Handroid7 ago
Who is this supposed to depict?
FightKevinOwens ago
𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗡
Brainpod ago
"It just works."
gabara ago
He is correct. The executable launches. Yes. After that point you're basically fucked.
Brainpod ago
LOL.
toobaditworks ago
𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗡
gabara ago
Thanks!
toobaditworks ago
I'm so ready for my g𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝘀!
gabara ago
First you have to log 1000 hours as an intern for me -- I mean Todd Howard.
toobaditworks ago
Ok. Here's my resume. There's no calculators involved is there?
Drstrangebeard ago
dammit, gabby. why you always gotta be so evil?
gabara ago
What'd I do now?
Drstrangebeard ago
someone told me you were one of the bad guys. cant member who. probably more fake news. nemind.
gabara ago
I got kicked out of SBBH for banning trigglypuff and rotteuxx for a few hours. So now I'm sdbh. Also Beatle got back with Gothamgirl so it's basically the apocalypse so stock up on bacon and bagals
Drstrangebeard ago
I heard an interesting theory today. bagels are jewish. they are a bread form of worship for the synagogue of satan. baag'al. its made to look like a human butthole. did I say "interesting"? I meant "stupid". you've banned me from sbbh like...….dozens of times. I assumed it was how banhammerers show affection.
gabara ago
Bagels are Polish. The Jews stole credit.
Drstrangebeard ago
wilford Brimley warned me about bagels. I think carbohydrates might be evil.
XxGetRektNiggerxX ago
TODD HOWARD CAN GET REKT. OBSIDIAN>BETHESDA
DrSelfAppointed ago
Literal Nigger-Faggots > Obsidian > Bethesda
Not that hard to be better than Bethesda
XxGetRektNiggerxX ago
True, although I'd say Activision, Blizzard, and EA are worse.
DrSelfAppointed ago
Also true.
gabara ago
Post a new video, Kevin.
XxGetRektNiggerxX ago
Didn't you call me Kevin once before? I'm not Kevin lol. Just an old /pol/fag who got tired of the 10 shills per 1 real poster ratio.
gabara ago
Stop doing so many Sims 4 episodes. It should be PS2 games all the damn time.
jewsbadnews ago
𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗡
newoldwave ago
TL,DR
Ol_Hickery ago
This guy named todd takes it in the ass. Typical voat love story.
VoatContainmentGuard ago
Unben me, fegit
HateCumbuckets ago
What you do?
VoatContainmentGuard ago
I dindu nuffins, mang
Inaminit ago
Sheeeitt!
gabara ago
y tho
VoatContainmentGuard ago
Its a major violation of my rights. You wait until I become mod somewhere. I will ban you so hard your eyes will spin.
gabara ago
[Rolls eyes] Oh yes, I am so fooled!
VoatContainmentGuard ago
I resigned from a bunch of mod positions for you and that wasn't good enough, was it, poutine eater?
gabara ago
You what?
VoatContainmentGuard ago
I did. and now you benned me for more than two days like Crensch would do. You're just being a poor mans Crensch except you can walk.
gabara ago
Hey yeah, hey, hey did you know you were banned? You should have asked me or @clamhurt_legbeard to removed it, silly.
VoatContainmentGuard ago
If I'd have thought I would have. I'm so dippy sometimes
gabara ago
I banned you? Let me check
albatrosv15 ago
Oh look who is religious now.
obvious-throwaway- ago
Dear Leader PuttItOut,
If I may so inquire by piggybacking off the top comment. There was talk at the water cooler that a certain subforum, /v/GreatAwakening, of the bastion of free speech known as Voat was, dare I say, banning people for speech. Obviously, I was taken aback by this and with great concern immediately reached out to the moderator of said subforum, @Crensch, and inquired if there were any truth to the scandalous rumor that he was being quote, "an edgelord faggot". I was promptly banned from that subforum. When I conveyed my concerns to @Crensh, he informed me as such, "I can do whatever the fuck I want faggot, it's in the rules, so eat a fat cock and die".
True to his word and without even posting something at the /v/GreatAwakening, I was banned and no longer able to participate in their reindeer games. Typically, I wouldn't be bothered by such shenanigans, but this particular subforum has risen to the top of Voat and currently takes up half the front page of Voat. I understand completely that I can simply block the subform and remove myself from many conversations from Voat, but that is how Reddit started. First I was banned from one forum, then many, and eventually all. I would prefer if Voat didn't follow the same path as Reddit, unless that is your intentions.
So, if possible, could you please do to that forum what you did to the QRV forum. Make it anonymous and open it back up to all users, not just those that one user @Crensh deems worthy to be a part of. Nobody wants to come to a website where one wrong word removes them from the ability to join in conversations.
Thank you for you time.
Crensch ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
obvious-throwaway- ago
How many alt accounts are you up to now cripplekike?
LlamaMan ago
Ah the classic turn to 'banning something I dont like'. I literally have never seen anything from that sub and will likely continue to not see anything.
You cant have it both ways
obvious-throwaway- ago
It is half of the front page and what all new people to Voat see. If you don't see it, you have it blocked. I didn't ask to have it banned, I asked for it to become anonymous and/or removed from the front page of Voat. It can still exist, it just shouldn't be shown on the front page.
From a website perspective, having half of the front page of your website that claims, "Voat - Have your say" doesn't make a lot of sense if new people are immediately banned for saying something that one person disagrees with. The only reason people come to Voat is because it allows free speech. Anyone who doesn't care about free speech is already using Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, or Faceberg. There are far to many platforms that censor speech out there for anyone to come to this little website to practice censored speech. If @PuttItOut wants this website to continue, his only choice would be to allow free speech, specially on articles that fill up his front page. Without free speech, this website is nothing. Then again, rumor is he now works for some Jews and will most likely release all our IP addresses and personal information on the web so we are all doxxed and end up unpersoned, homeless or in prison.
LlamaMan ago
So let me get this straight, your solution to free speech is to remove free speech for some groups?
Boy that sounds familiar.
obvious-throwaway- ago
Try reading a comment before replying to it. Feel free to quote where I say, "BAN THE FORUM" or "BAN SPEECH".
I said, not that you'll read this, that the forum should be either opened up for everyone or not appear on the front page. The front page of a website that claims "free speech" shouldn't have half it's front page littered with articles that half the people on this website can't comment on because of one solitary single user with 50 alt accounts.
LlamaMan ago
Read the whole thing, mental illness and all.
forum should be either opened up for everyone or not appear on the front page - both of these are currently true.
obvious-throwaway- ago
I can go to any Jew media site and "READ" their "OPINIONS". I come to voat to comment on articles, not fucking read others opinions on them. Every single media site already has that, what the fuck would be the point of coming here? You dim fuck, alt account for cripplekike, people come to voat to comment on things because they are censored everywhere else. I, and half the people here, can't comment on that forum because the kripplekike has his little feelies hurt and wants to feel powerful from his fag chair and wants to tell others what they can and can't say. Fuck Voat and fuck PuttItOut if he is going to allow one faggot to completely ruin this website.
LlamaMan ago
If you got banned from a subverse for breaking their rules why not move on with your life? Instead of constantly bringing them up furthering their viewership?
Why does this effect you so much on such a personal level?
Niggerfaggot.
obvious-throwaway- ago
What the fuck is with people 2 or 3 words from a post and then feeling the necessity to comment on it? I was banned for something I said NOT ON THE SUBVERSE. It's important because it's called slippery slope you complete fucking nigger. Why the fuck did you come to Voat in the first place, not enough faggots for you over at Reddit?
LlamaMan ago
Because Voat used to feel like the internet pre mass usage. Now it just feels like a republican pussy site where people want control just as bad as any other site.
It's not a slippery slope, they can do what they want, that is the point. Getting personally offended and constantly being enraged in a simple debate is going to drive you to the grave.
Good luck on your conquest.
obvious-throwaway- ago
The Kikes are picking off websites one by one. We are no longer allowed to go outside and talk with people, if we lose our ability to talk about things the Jews don't want us talking about, then you tell me what avenue is left?
VoatContainmentGuard ago
Putt names Crensch and Srayzie as "builders" so he sides with them
Rotteuxx ago
When did he name croonsch a builder?
VoatContainmentGuard ago
Didn't he? Or am I mistaken? I know he named Srayzie as a builder but I thought he also said Crensch.
Rotteuxx ago
Nah, twaz Kev, Virge & Srayzie I believe.
VoatContainmentGuard ago
Okay. Then I stand corrected. Thanks
heygeorge ago
He also admitted to dropping the ball 100% on that.
Notice all of the named Builders have vaporized.
VoatContainmentGuard ago
I wont let him live it down, though. He sides with fucktards, other than Kev, I like Kev.
DanglingGoatBalls ago
kev is cool, and a righteous dude.
heygeorge ago
I, too, am kevdude!
DanglingGoatBalls ago
maybe even @gabara
DanglingGoatBalls ago
we could even invite @rotteuxx, @voatcontainmentguard, and the whole crazy crew,
VoatContainmentGuard ago
My body is ready for a good ol' fashioned SBBH meet-up, but with social distancing. and midget hookers! With 10% more Herpes!
DanglingGoatBalls ago
well hell, we need to throw a huge kevdude party. We might even invite @deshy if we can get her to behave :)
Deshy ago
Fawshure I miss him...
Lol... yeah that’s gonna be hard you lazy fiend!
@heygeorge don’t mess with me, you know @kevdude has gone to the woods to be one with nature... ;)
I think he just ran out of TP, as putts confessed to stealing it all earlier today...
heygeorge ago
I’ll let you know how it goes once I’ve survived the virus.
;F
Deshy ago
Wut virus?
heygeorge ago
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/ransomware-computer-virus-encrypter-cyber-attack-screen-illustration-bad-rabbit-ransomware-computer-virus-encrypter-cyber-attack-105141863.jpg
tokui ago
There's more than one Q related verse you can spam. Why you hot for crunch?
Tallest_Skil ago
CONFIRMED THAT THE Q-LARPERS HAVE BANNED ME FROM POSTING SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE THE QUESTIONS I ASKED.
Virtually every single other legitimate user of this website has also been banned on GreatAwakening, and with NO VIOLATIONS OF EVEN THEIR MADE UP RULES LISTED. They even ban people for “overwhelming unpopularity.” They all need to be removed from Voat entirely.
RedditSureDoesSuck ago
No matter how hard this faggot gets buttfucked, he always claims victory.
Tallest_Skil ago
Yeah, I don’t expect anything of value from you anymore.
BarbaricHamSammy ago
Or, because you’re a bot...there’s always that.
Tallest_Skil ago
Without knowing what I proved you wrong about, I can only tell you to cry more.
BoomerHater1488er ago
Lmfao I was banned for "forum sliding" or something retarded that isn't even possible on Voat.
Rotteuxx ago
@Crensch benned me for saying bye to @Srayzie.
Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago
Banned me for saying trust the plan
glownig ago
Though it does not happen any more in ages, Crensch banned people for complaining that others were unfairly being banned by him. Now those logs and messages do not show up. But that was a LONG WHILE AGO.
I thought the actual controversy died down ages ago?
itsALWAYStheBANKERS ago
Theyre jews leading idiots. What else do you expect
DanijelStark ago
"Oy vey , shut it down !"
Tallest_Skil ago
Why not kill yourself since you’re too retarded to read English?
DanijelStark ago
You , and some others here behave 100 % like a rotten kikes ...
You claim transparency and claim youre against kikery - while doing it whole the time . Putting yourselves above others , like you own this place . Making double standards - a standard .
And then you deflect the topic with typical "uh, muh, youre retarded" ...
Anyone with an IQ above 30 sees through the morons like you and sees who you truly are .
SaxonWolfcock ago
Shhhh...he thinks hes effectively influencing us with his posts. He has the tallest skil in all of tel aviv, dontcha know!
How terrifying.
DanijelStark ago
Every single time its the same story with those idiots . Every single time they eat the same bait . Every single time the same downvote and upvote kikebrigade goes out in 10-15 mins to give them the illusionary "edge" . Every single time they use the same method of deflection and gaslighting .
In short time , they wont matter anymore , because they wont have a medium to latch onto .
steven_feelsperg ago
Pretty easy when working from the same JIDF warehouse. Probably initiated by a floor monitoring, bagle eating kike supervisor. Imagine, if you will:
"Oy vey!" cries out the thick necked jewess as the anti-semetic posts are updated on her greasy non-5G wireless tablet. The crumb ridden kikekubs momentarily pause, more from the ear piercing screech than the fictional exasperation of pain, and wait for the next command. "The goyim are knowing on voat #3739691!" The yid brigand open a new tab and wring their hands before instinctively releasing a torrent of rhetoric honed by thousands of years of treachery.
SaxonWolfcock ago
The comical side of it is that they go through alllll of this trouble just because they are deeply jealous of white people. Just tics on our back hoping we dont get wise and shake them off.
What a sad existence.
VicariousJambi ago
It's easy to spot the jews because they have to constantly put others down.
Tallest_Skil ago
You fail so horrifically.
lol, answer my questions about your god you fucking race traitor coward.
Talc ago
I have a feeling this spammer has another few domains up their sleeve.
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
corona is a DISTRACTION from the economy
Belrick ago
Small minded retards can only envision one threat a time.
Chinese virus is as deadly to many as economic destruction and authoritarian takeovers are.
This is a Tri force strike
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
1 threat (economy) and 1 DISTRACTION (wu flu)
Belrick ago
Dead ppl disagree with your retarded premise.
The priests may seize the beating hearts in a naked power grab but that doesn't mean that the volcanic erruption didn't occur!
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
Keep believing Fake News, Kike
Belrick ago
Ho back to r/politics cut cock muslim
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
Hi kike.
Shotinthedark ago
The economy is shit because of Corona
TheManyHands ago
It was crashing already. The plandemic was just a cover for suppressing dissent and collapsing the economy in a controlled fashion so they remain on top.
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
WRONG. tuberculosis killed 1.6 Million
Shotinthedark ago
WRONG. Some of those people died from syphilis and a lonely heart!
SnapAwake ago
🤣 👌🏻
gosso920 ago
Corona is the destruction of the economy.
Calling the common cold "Coronavirus" is the same as referring to water as Dihydrogen monoxide.
PygmyGoat ago
There was a whole anti-diluvian civilization that was wiped out by Dihydrogen Monoxide. Dangerous stuff that.
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
corona DISTRACTION
philmchawk ago
6 trillion in QE before virus but you think it was the virus lmao.
GritD2 ago
Did you know almost 5000 people die annually from Dihydrogen monoxide, in their own homes!
toobaditworks ago
I just smoked some of that shit and I'm fine.
GritD2 ago
A fire in the sky?
TheSeer ago
But why would the Commies do this? I just can't figure it out!
Sacrifice some of their own people, and their economy in the short term? shocked face
PuttitoutIsGone ago
I will only upvote 2 comments and this is one of them.
gramman74 ago
it's done! check out the banned domains
toobaditworks ago
And all it took was toilet paper, April fools and a deadly world-wide virus.
Inaminit ago
... And there was much rejoicing.
ruck_feddit ago
You're doing God's work.
ExpertShitposter ago
Upvoted.
Israel_Did_9_11_ ago
Corona is a DISTRACTION the hyper-inflating dollar