I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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gramman74 ago
For the love of GOD block Allforfunlife.com!
obvious-throwaway- ago
Dear Leader PuttItOut,
If I may so inquire by piggybacking off the top comment. There was talk at the water cooler that a certain subforum, /v/GreatAwakening, of the bastion of free speech known as Voat was, dare I say, banning people for speech. Obviously, I was taken aback by this and with great concern immediately reached out to the moderator of said subforum, @Crensch, and inquired if there were any truth to the scandalous rumor that he was being quote, "an edgelord faggot". I was promptly banned from that subforum. When I conveyed my concerns to @Crensh, he informed me as such, "I can do whatever the fuck I want faggot, it's in the rules, so eat a fat cock and die".
True to his word and without even posting something at the /v/GreatAwakening, I was banned and no longer able to participate in their reindeer games. Typically, I wouldn't be bothered by such shenanigans, but this particular subforum has risen to the top of Voat and currently takes up half the front page of Voat. I understand completely that I can simply block the subform and remove myself from many conversations from Voat, but that is how Reddit started. First I was banned from one forum, then many, and eventually all. I would prefer if Voat didn't follow the same path as Reddit, unless that is your intentions.
So, if possible, could you please do to that forum what you did to the QRV forum. Make it anonymous and open it back up to all users, not just those that one user @Crensh deems worthy to be a part of. Nobody wants to come to a website where one wrong word removes them from the ability to join in conversations.
Thank you for you time.
Tallest_Skil ago
CONFIRMED THAT THE Q-LARPERS HAVE BANNED ME FROM POSTING SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE THE QUESTIONS I ASKED.
Virtually every single other legitimate user of this website has also been banned on GreatAwakening, and with NO VIOLATIONS OF EVEN THEIR MADE UP RULES LISTED. They even ban people for “overwhelming unpopularity.” They all need to be removed from Voat entirely.
DanijelStark ago
"Oy vey , shut it down !"
Tallest_Skil ago
Why not kill yourself since you’re too retarded to read English?
DanijelStark ago
You , and some others here behave 100 % like a rotten kikes ...
You claim transparency and claim youre against kikery - while doing it whole the time . Putting yourselves above others , like you own this place . Making double standards - a standard .
And then you deflect the topic with typical "uh, muh, youre retarded" ...
Anyone with an IQ above 30 sees through the morons like you and sees who you truly are .
SaxonWolfcock ago
Shhhh...he thinks hes effectively influencing us with his posts. He has the tallest skil in all of tel aviv, dontcha know!
How terrifying.
DanijelStark ago
Every single time its the same story with those idiots . Every single time they eat the same bait . Every single time the same downvote and upvote kikebrigade goes out in 10-15 mins to give them the illusionary "edge" . Every single time they use the same method of deflection and gaslighting .
In short time , they wont matter anymore , because they wont have a medium to latch onto .
steven_feelsperg ago
Pretty easy when working from the same JIDF warehouse. Probably initiated by a floor monitoring, bagle eating kike supervisor. Imagine, if you will:
"Oy vey!" cries out the thick necked jewess as the anti-semetic posts are updated on her greasy non-5G wireless tablet. The crumb ridden kikekubs momentarily pause, more from the ear piercing screech than the fictional exasperation of pain, and wait for the next command. "The goyim are knowing on voat #3739691!" The yid brigand open a new tab and wring their hands before instinctively releasing a torrent of rhetoric honed by thousands of years of treachery.
SaxonWolfcock ago
The comical side of it is that they go through alllll of this trouble just because they are deeply jealous of white people. Just tics on our back hoping we dont get wise and shake them off.
What a sad existence.