I know many of you have been wondering what happened to your benevolent, patient, wise, beautiful (women can verify this), intelligent, and most of all kind hearted and loving administrator. It is only by the hand of God that I’m here to tell the story.
Nearly 10 months ago I entered a contest to taste test COVID-18. COVID-18 was a secret hot sauce developed by the Chinese and they planned to use it to put Tabasco out of business (damn communists).
An unfortunate thing happened during the taste test. The Chinese use hot sauce on bat wings. COVID-18 was so strong that when used on bat wings, it bonded with the bat wing blood and formed COVID-19. We basically unknowingly ate COVID-19. The positive side is that it tasted great.
It’s been a constant chore to stay ahead of the virus (it’s round so it rolls very fast and is hard to get away from). The only known cure isn’t a cure at all, it is simply a deterrent.
Toilet paper.
Scientists have found that if you surround yourself in a giant fort of toilet paper and tie it together with baby wipes it takes the power away from COVID-19. I built the largest toilet paper castle I could. NASA says you can see it from space.
I recommend each of you go out and buy as much toilet paper as possible and bury yourself underneath it. Toilet paper is an unlimited and cheap resource available to us all so no excuses.
I’m still recovering but I’ll try to get back and ban a few people soon (I see you rabble-rousers).
P.S. COVID-18 is perfectly safe on chicken wings and it’s better than Tabasco. Fact.
P.P.S. I hope it doesn’t rain soon.
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gramman74 ago
For the love of GOD block Allforfunlife.com!
obvious-throwaway- ago
Dear Leader PuttItOut,
If I may so inquire by piggybacking off the top comment. There was talk at the water cooler that a certain subforum, /v/GreatAwakening, of the bastion of free speech known as Voat was, dare I say, banning people for speech. Obviously, I was taken aback by this and with great concern immediately reached out to the moderator of said subforum, @Crensch, and inquired if there were any truth to the scandalous rumor that he was being quote, "an edgelord faggot". I was promptly banned from that subforum. When I conveyed my concerns to @Crensh, he informed me as such, "I can do whatever the fuck I want faggot, it's in the rules, so eat a fat cock and die".
True to his word and without even posting something at the /v/GreatAwakening, I was banned and no longer able to participate in their reindeer games. Typically, I wouldn't be bothered by such shenanigans, but this particular subforum has risen to the top of Voat and currently takes up half the front page of Voat. I understand completely that I can simply block the subform and remove myself from many conversations from Voat, but that is how Reddit started. First I was banned from one forum, then many, and eventually all. I would prefer if Voat didn't follow the same path as Reddit, unless that is your intentions.
So, if possible, could you please do to that forum what you did to the QRV forum. Make it anonymous and open it back up to all users, not just those that one user @Crensh deems worthy to be a part of. Nobody wants to come to a website where one wrong word removes them from the ability to join in conversations.
Thank you for you time.
LlamaMan ago
Ah the classic turn to 'banning something I dont like'. I literally have never seen anything from that sub and will likely continue to not see anything.
You cant have it both ways
obvious-throwaway- ago
It is half of the front page and what all new people to Voat see. If you don't see it, you have it blocked. I didn't ask to have it banned, I asked for it to become anonymous and/or removed from the front page of Voat. It can still exist, it just shouldn't be shown on the front page.
From a website perspective, having half of the front page of your website that claims, "Voat - Have your say" doesn't make a lot of sense if new people are immediately banned for saying something that one person disagrees with. The only reason people come to Voat is because it allows free speech. Anyone who doesn't care about free speech is already using Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, or Faceberg. There are far to many platforms that censor speech out there for anyone to come to this little website to practice censored speech. If @PuttItOut wants this website to continue, his only choice would be to allow free speech, specially on articles that fill up his front page. Without free speech, this website is nothing. Then again, rumor is he now works for some Jews and will most likely release all our IP addresses and personal information on the web so we are all doxxed and end up unpersoned, homeless or in prison.
LlamaMan ago
So let me get this straight, your solution to free speech is to remove free speech for some groups?
Boy that sounds familiar.
obvious-throwaway- ago
Try reading a comment before replying to it. Feel free to quote where I say, "BAN THE FORUM" or "BAN SPEECH".
I said, not that you'll read this, that the forum should be either opened up for everyone or not appear on the front page. The front page of a website that claims "free speech" shouldn't have half it's front page littered with articles that half the people on this website can't comment on because of one solitary single user with 50 alt accounts.
LlamaMan ago
Read the whole thing, mental illness and all.
forum should be either opened up for everyone or not appear on the front page - both of these are currently true.
obvious-throwaway- ago
I can go to any Jew media site and "READ" their "OPINIONS". I come to voat to comment on articles, not fucking read others opinions on them. Every single media site already has that, what the fuck would be the point of coming here? You dim fuck, alt account for cripplekike, people come to voat to comment on things because they are censored everywhere else. I, and half the people here, can't comment on that forum because the kripplekike has his little feelies hurt and wants to feel powerful from his fag chair and wants to tell others what they can and can't say. Fuck Voat and fuck PuttItOut if he is going to allow one faggot to completely ruin this website.
LlamaMan ago
If you got banned from a subverse for breaking their rules why not move on with your life? Instead of constantly bringing them up furthering their viewership?
Why does this effect you so much on such a personal level?
Niggerfaggot.
obvious-throwaway- ago
What the fuck is with people 2 or 3 words from a post and then feeling the necessity to comment on it? I was banned for something I said NOT ON THE SUBVERSE. It's important because it's called slippery slope you complete fucking nigger. Why the fuck did you come to Voat in the first place, not enough faggots for you over at Reddit?
LlamaMan ago
Because Voat used to feel like the internet pre mass usage. Now it just feels like a republican pussy site where people want control just as bad as any other site.
It's not a slippery slope, they can do what they want, that is the point. Getting personally offended and constantly being enraged in a simple debate is going to drive you to the grave.
Good luck on your conquest.
obvious-throwaway- ago
The Kikes are picking off websites one by one. We are no longer allowed to go outside and talk with people, if we lose our ability to talk about things the Jews don't want us talking about, then you tell me what avenue is left?