I didn't spend twenty years in Japan - TWENTY FUCKING YEARS - to be mocked on the internet by a bunch of neckbeard virgins. You fags are just jealous of all the sweet Asian pussy I scored. Yeah, that's right. While you incels were jacking off to scenes of tits in the anime tapes you rented from your local video store, I was fighting off an army of ninja that a Yakuza boss sent after me for fucking his daughter. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan? Oh, and how many did you spend? Zero? Yeah, I thought so. I got to be the mysterious gaijin whose dick the Jap chicks wanted to taste because it was a whole centimeter bigger on average than most Japanese guys. You could only DREAM about getting such action. If any of you limp-dicked losers want to insult me again, put your money where your mouth is and FIGHT ME in a KATANA DUEL. During my twenty years in Japan I mastered the art of the sword and would cut any of you down in an instant. The TRUE SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI resides within me. Face me and face your death, cockfags. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan?
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17029222? ago
Prove that you can write Japanese.
Tell somebody to die in Japanese.
My challenge by @whiteRonin
The OP gets one chance and one chance to explain why he translated it wrong.
17029294? ago
neko neko kawaii anime moe moe kyun.
Game set and match, poser faggot.
17031122? ago
Nah you lost!
My challenge was explicit. Only somebody who has control of the Japanese language will be able to tell me to die properly.
Only 1 response got close.
17031277? ago
Dude, seriously. It's obvious you don't speak Japanese. I've seen you slip up in other threads when you tried to display your knowledge of the language. Twenty years and so little to show for it. Sad!
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17031821? ago
Uh oh. I think I broke him.
17031426? ago
Prove your statement.
Skype me! And put a legit Japanese person on the phone. I will make them blush.
You won’t because you a chicken shit using anon to hide.
No fuck along wanker.
Or bet me $1000. Cash!
Pay for a flight, and put up $2k and I’ll smack you down like a little girl that you are.
Come on bitch be a man and lose money!
17034267? ago
domo argotto mr roboto
1990
17034272? ago
All hail 1990
17034312? ago
#me too
lets take those nay sayers money
17034319? ago
Be rich real fast!
17034336? ago
indeed be a beverly hillbilles type scenario
17031523? ago
What's your Skype ID? And bank info for transfer of 1000 dollars? Also, if you really want a fight, home town and address, please.
17031582? ago
I’ll make it easy and epic! Let’s meet where JFK died.
17031554? ago
Yours first. Nigerian nigger!
17031699? ago
So you set the conditions and aren't even man enough to give first what you're asking for. Pathetic.
17031910? ago
Such a Nigerian nigger. Come to daddy child!
17032119? ago
Well it finally happened. You went certifiably insane. Glad I had a hand in it.
17034329? ago
Nigerian Nigger scammer
17034485? ago
How does it feel knowing that no one will ever take you seriously as an authority of Japanese culture on Voat again now that you've been exposed?
17034603? ago
Nigger much?
More likely a jealous chicken shit. You gaijin who come to Japan with a hard on for the culture make me giggle. Get out and drink and meet the real Japan.
17034728? ago
Here, why don't we start with your Skype name? We don't have to share bank info just yet. I can actually hook us up for a three-way convo with a Japanese friend.
17036359? ago
And to make this good.
When you loose, donate to a dog rescue, black out your info and post to voat using that new alt so all can see!
Fair enough?
17037851? ago
Next time, try organizing all your thoughts into one post. I have many Japanese friends. Mostly in Kansai, but some in Tokyo. Not sure why this is relevant to you unless you're trying to dox. I'm waiting for your PM. You know who I am. Give me your new Skype ID when you make it and I'll talk to my friends.
17038024? ago
No, I don’t know how you are.
My gawd! Trying to dox you after all those comments saying how you can prevent from getting doxed. Also I said to make a new alt so I don’t know who you are.
Please read more carefully!
Cool! I haven’t heard or used Kansei-Ben in a long time! Is the pig and whistle still a bar to hang out at?
17038143? ago
You actually don't know who I am? Hm, just as well. Not sure what the other nonsense you're trying to say means, but it's obvious who needs to read more. Not sure what the pig and whistle is. Some shitty gaijin bar? Not the least bit surprised you would be familiar with such a place. Give me a rough time frame and I'll try to set something up with one of my friends.
17062542? ago
No. I don’t know who you are. You could be that butt hurt gaijin who said he would never talk to me again but you are talking to me so probably not that dude.
I am familiar with lots of different places. Fro high end Geisha bars to low life gaijin bars and Caba Kurabu. Being snobbish about a textbook Japan isn’t my style and why I know so much more than most academics like yourself.
Currently: 9-10pm CST is Japan’s lunch time. I prefer any day besides Saturday. Friday I can do later easily and possibly Sunday.
I will setup a burner Skype account when you get this setup.
17036300? ago
One more. Go ahead and create a new alt here on voat so you don’t have a reason to claim I doxxed you on voat.
17036234? ago
I’m gonna set up a new skypeID so please do the same. No need to dox each other and we can burn those Ids when done.
17036084? ago
PM me. And I will.
Does your friend live in Japan? And where?