I am SICK of you faggots making fun of me (confessions)

submitted 6.1 years ago by 3061582?

I didn't spend twenty years in Japan - TWENTY FUCKING YEARS - to be mocked on the internet by a bunch of neckbeard virgins. You fags are just jealous of all the sweet Asian pussy I scored. Yeah, that's right. While you incels were jacking off to scenes of tits in the anime tapes you rented from your local video store, I was fighting off an army of ninja that a Yakuza boss sent after me for fucking his daughter. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan? Oh, and how many did you spend? Zero? Yeah, I thought so. I got to be the mysterious gaijin whose dick the Jap chicks wanted to taste because it was a whole centimeter bigger on average than most Japanese guys. You could only DREAM about getting such action. If any of you limp-dicked losers want to insult me again, put your money where your mouth is and FIGHT ME in a KATANA DUEL. During my twenty years in Japan I mastered the art of the sword and would cut any of you down in an instant. The TRUE SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI resides within me. Face me and face your death, cockfags. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan?

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17029222? 6.1 years ago

Prove that you can write Japanese.

Tell somebody to die in Japanese.

My challenge by @whiteRonin

The OP gets one chance and one chance to explain why he translated it wrong.

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17029294? 6.1 years ago

neko neko kawaii anime moe moe kyun.

Game set and match, poser faggot.

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17031122? 6.1 years ago

Nah you lost!

My challenge was explicit. Only somebody who has control of the Japanese language will be able to tell me to die properly.

Only 1 response got close.

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17031277? 6.1 years ago

Dude, seriously. It's obvious you don't speak Japanese. I've seen you slip up in other threads when you tried to display your knowledge of the language. Twenty years and so little to show for it. Sad!