I didn't spend twenty years in Japan - TWENTY FUCKING YEARS - to be mocked on the internet by a bunch of neckbeard virgins. You fags are just jealous of all the sweet Asian pussy I scored. Yeah, that's right. While you incels were jacking off to scenes of tits in the anime tapes you rented from your local video store, I was fighting off an army of ninja that a Yakuza boss sent after me for fucking his daughter. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan? Oh, and how many did you spend? Zero? Yeah, I thought so. I got to be the mysterious gaijin whose dick the Jap chicks wanted to taste because it was a whole centimeter bigger on average than most Japanese guys. You could only DREAM about getting such action. If any of you limp-dicked losers want to insult me again, put your money where your mouth is and FIGHT ME in a KATANA DUEL. During my twenty years in Japan I mastered the art of the sword and would cut any of you down in an instant. The TRUE SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI resides within me. Face me and face your death, cockfags. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan?
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17029222? ago
Prove that you can write Japanese.
Tell somebody to die in Japanese.
My challenge by @whiteRonin
The OP gets one chance and one chance to explain why he translated it wrong.
17029294? ago
neko neko kawaii anime moe moe kyun.
Game set and match, poser faggot.
17031122? ago
Nah you lost!
My challenge was explicit. Only somebody who has control of the Japanese language will be able to tell me to die properly.
Only 1 response got close.
17031277? ago
Dude, seriously. It's obvious you don't speak Japanese. I've seen you slip up in other threads when you tried to display your knowledge of the language. Twenty years and so little to show for it. Sad!
17031426? ago
Prove your statement.
Skype me! And put a legit Japanese person on the phone. I will make them blush.
You won’t because you a chicken shit using anon to hide.
No fuck along wanker.
Or bet me $1000. Cash!
Pay for a flight, and put up $2k and I’ll smack you down like a little girl that you are.
Come on bitch be a man and lose money!
17031523? ago
What's your Skype ID? And bank info for transfer of 1000 dollars? Also, if you really want a fight, home town and address, please.
17031554? ago
Yours first. Nigerian nigger!
17031699? ago
So you set the conditions and aren't even man enough to give first what you're asking for. Pathetic.
17031910? ago
Such a Nigerian nigger. Come to daddy child!
17032119? ago
Well it finally happened. You went certifiably insane. Glad I had a hand in it.
17034329? ago
Nigerian Nigger scammer
17034485? ago
How does it feel knowing that no one will ever take you seriously as an authority of Japanese culture on Voat again now that you've been exposed?
17034603? ago
Nigger much?
More likely a jealous chicken shit. You gaijin who come to Japan with a hard on for the culture make me giggle. Get out and drink and meet the real Japan.
17034728? ago
Here, why don't we start with your Skype name? We don't have to share bank info just yet. I can actually hook us up for a three-way convo with a Japanese friend.
17036300? ago
One more. Go ahead and create a new alt here on voat so you don’t have a reason to claim I doxxed you on voat.