I didn't spend twenty years in Japan - TWENTY FUCKING YEARS - to be mocked on the internet by a bunch of neckbeard virgins. You fags are just jealous of all the sweet Asian pussy I scored. Yeah, that's right. While you incels were jacking off to scenes of tits in the anime tapes you rented from your local video store, I was fighting off an army of ninja that a Yakuza boss sent after me for fucking his daughter. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan? Oh, and how many did you spend? Zero? Yeah, I thought so. I got to be the mysterious gaijin whose dick the Jap chicks wanted to taste because it was a whole centimeter bigger on average than most Japanese guys. You could only DREAM about getting such action. If any of you limp-dicked losers want to insult me again, put your money where your mouth is and FIGHT ME in a KATANA DUEL. During my twenty years in Japan I mastered the art of the sword and would cut any of you down in an instant. The TRUE SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI resides within me. Face me and face your death, cockfags. Did I mention I spent twenty years in Japan?