A Modest Proposal to solve the "Why Can't You Just Answer The Question?" question. (whatever)

submitted ago by thisistotallynotme

So, when was the last time you had a Flat-earther, high on his own confirmation bias and lack of knowledge of science, send you a youtube video of random bullshit designed to trigger an otherwise intelligent autist, and ask you to play the "calmly explain science to an idiot that thinks he's right" dance? Today was mine.

As someone that advocates that stupidity should indeed be painful, I'm very tempted to set up a contract for retards (Flat Earthers are a mere particularly annoying example) that want me to explain basic science to them: Every accurate explanation I give to a youtube video is tacit authorization to engage in 5 minutes of active combat with no pads or rules of engagement in exchange for the work I'm doing.

The reason being is that if you can't appeal to their (lack of) intellect, you can at least depend on any base animals's "pressure and release of pressure" mindset to kick-in after one or two good five-minute street fights where they've broken a bone or lost at least a tooth in order to counter-act the confirmation bias these videos prey on. Plus, I'd have a lot of fun watching someone stupid enjoy some physical pain as a response to their stupid, AND it would stop people from smugly repeating shit without doing a cursory google/duckduckgo/searx on the questions asked. So it might even be a win-win for everyone in society.

Would anyone be interested in such a contract template?

thisistotallynotme ago

Another reminder that you're posting unrelated shit in an unrelated topic about flat-earthers because you're so triggered. What does this say about you?

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thisistotallynotme ago

proud of every one deleted. Keep trying to pretend we're not in a thread about flat-earthers, and that you're not acting like a triggered kid in an unrelated thread.

Shizy ago

You would be proud of that. Disgusting!

thisistotallynotme ago

I'm even proud of your disgust.

It's like having a Rothschild call you disgusting. You're probably doing something right.

But look at all of you LARPing as flat-earthers to cover-up a brigading. That's funny.

thisistotallynotme ago

I don't know why we're re-arguing this in here. You should probably just check the v/ProtectQRV about your bullshit.

This thread is about Flat-Earthers. Are you a flat-earther, or just a triggered goat right now?

Shizy ago

Such a narcicissist!

srayzie ago

@Kevdude the bitch is on his period. He made a post about you in his safe space sub where he bans anyone that disagrees with him.

Espionage Example kevdude, owner of v/ProtectVoat, finally shows his true colors after a month of subterfuge. Private communications in comments

I’ll just drop these here. Just a tiny example.

ThisIsTotallyNotMe

Conversation with Tallest_Skil.
Caught deleting comments.
Caught deleting comments again.

thisistotallynotme ago

At least I know which comments are yours. I'm proud of how those deletions triggered you.

srayzie ago

Oh I saw your retarted military tribunal bullshit. Those start in January.

thisistotallynotme ago

I wonder when he'll action the information about you?

srayzie ago

Talk about a LARP! 😂

srayzie ago

Your deletions show your true character. I’m glad it’s coming to light more and more. All the time you spend thinking of me.... it’s very flattering.

thisistotallynotme ago

> Stalking unrelated posts of mine
> making four or five independant character-assassination comments in unrelated thread of mine.
> leading an anti-thisistotallynotme campaign in 5 subverses and a subreddit.
> NO, YOU SPEND TIME THINKING OF ME.

I love it. Narcissists are easy to control.

srayzie ago

OBSESSED.

srayzie ago

DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

Today alone...

Dec 6

Espionage Example - kevdude, owner of v/ProtectVoat, finally shows his true colors after a month of subterfuge. Private communications in comments.

Agitprop Example - Wherein v/GreatAwakening owner srayzie shows everyone she's the type of woman that goads men into hitting them for the optics. Check out the beta orbiter.

Men’s Rights sub...
v/GreatAwakening mod @srayzie proves the's the type of woman that goads men to attack her, so she can benefit from the optics of a black eye.

EmergencyNation Sub...
v/GreatAwakening mod @srayzie proves the's the type of woman that goads men to attack her, so she can benefit from the optics of a black eye.

RealProtectVoat Sub...
Example of downvoat and comment brigading by v/GreatAwakening and v/ProtectVoat owners srayzie and kevdude (with beta orbiter guest-appearance by Shizy)

thisistotallynotme ago

(She had to say "today alone", because there is no other day to draw examples from.)

srayzie ago

I don’t even know who those 2 users are you fake

thisistotallynotme ago

It's like you can't even help but prove my point. Thanks for the confirmation!

srayzie ago

I’m in the middle of contributing to GreatAwakening. Can you leave me the fuck alone for a while?

thisistotallynotme ago

Ain't nobody asking you to get the last word, kid. And yet you keep trying. In an unrelated thread about flat-earthers.
I wonder how long you'll keep this act up?

srayzie ago

“Kid” 😂 Are you old? 🤔

thisistotallynotme ago

Will do, now that you've made your position on me public. You'll never see another ping from me.

srayzie ago

Here’s you a flat earth video. Enjoy 😁🤣

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thisistotallynotme ago

Wait, are you agreeing to my contract above? You want a 5-minute street-fight with me if I perform?
I mean, I'll feel really weird beating up a woman.

srayzie ago

I would love a street fight with you 😂 You probably are the type that would hit a woman right?

thisistotallynotme ago

Never have, but I get the impression that I'm not the first man you've tried to get to hit you.

So, are you agreeing to a street fight? Who do we use as an ecscrow for our identities? And where/when do we meet so I can start debunking?

Shizy ago

I'll fight you! You wouldn't be the first piece of shit I punched in the face!

@srayzie, this guy is a tough talker, but I suspect when it comes down to it he's the massive vagina type who wouldn't hesitate to call the police if he felt "threatened"!

thisistotallynotme ago

A whiteknight appears!

What a shocker. However, you haven't posited any questions, so at this point, you're ineligible.
However, I am open to a steet fight with both you and srayzie for 5 minutes. I bet if I could get you to swing at me and hit her, you'd collapse into a puddle of apologies. That'd be worth it in itself.

srayzie ago

Omg Shizy 😂

Shizy ago

I wonder if he'll take me up on it? I should make a disclaimer, I did take karate as a teenager 😆!

thisistotallynotme ago

I already told you, you have to ask me a flat-earth question to debunk first.

Then we get someone to set up escrow for our identities, arrange for a time to meet, and I'll happily answer EVERY question you want to ask about Flat-Earth!

I'm taking you up on it, as soon as you ask me a question!

Shizy ago

I'm not asking you shit 😂!

srayzie ago

No I’m not a freak getting in physical fights. If a guy did that, my husband would beat their ass.

Do you have low self esteem? You have to turn everything into legal talk. I bet you are a joy to be around in person lol. Coo coo.

thisistotallynotme ago

So, I take it as a "no" to the "are you agreeing to my contract above?" question?

I'm not surprised you'd rescind. Street fights are naaasty.

srayzie ago

I would never agree to any contract by you freak. You are not important.

thisistotallynotme ago

Whole lot of words, but I'll accept the "no".

This, of course, means my contract is super-effective at deterring idiots. Even ones online! Thanks for the help!

srayzie ago

Whatever floats your boat homo

Shizy ago

Is he drunk? Too much Molson Ice I guess!

srayzie ago

Lol look at the flat earther video I posted above. You will love it

Shizy ago

Oh I've seen that one. That guy is hilarious!!!

samy90a44 ago

It has been my experience that most 'Flat Earthers' also listen to George Noorey on C2CAM and/or Alex Jones on Infowars. They are hopeless.

thisistotallynotme ago

It's true on both counts. Both of the ones in my life are Alex Jones fear porn consumers. They both even acknowledge he's a CIA asset, but don't stop.

Addicts are crazy.

srayzie ago

This guy told me I had court in his lame subverse. Then he didn’t show up. He said tribunals were done without me and I’m British intelligence. He’s mentally ill. Ignore this loser.

thisistotallynotme ago

There was a private tribunal. You made it an ex parte court by refusing to participate in it. All findings were then submitted to INTERPOL for processing, but I'm sure @kevdude already told you that. I can't wait for what 2019 holds for you.

The v/CourtOfVoat that your friends tried to hold was adjourned sine die without protest by my motion, due to the conflict with our private tribunal.

Anyway, Good luck with your anti-thisistotallynotme campaign you're waging against me in five subverses AND a subreddit!

srayzie ago

Your momma must have dropped you on your head too many times.

thisistotallynotme ago

That's a weird way of saying "thank you for the encouragement!" but I guess I'll take it.

srayzie ago

Lol whatever homo.

elitch2 ago

I've yet to see compelling evidence that the Earth is anything other than a flat plain.

I have a 145 IQ, and am not a religious nut bag. I simply discarded all my beliefs three years ago, and now operate entirely based on evidence.

Show me the evidence for a pear-shaped (that's what they are saying now, yes?) Earth.

And don't just yell "gravity, idiot!" at me, because gravity is still a theory, unproven.

I've done a curvature experiment, and could see my marker at more than 5 miles. This shouldn't be possible.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=ADYFTgTyox8 explain this.

Ampharias ago

Is there evidence the rest of the celestial bodies visible appear spherical? and, if they appear so, what contrary evidence suggests the earth is not?

These may very well be simple questions from a simple mind asked time and time again; I'm just too lazy to research answers from flat earthers myself.

elitch2 ago

Are you talking about the stars? I can't tell what they are, other than lights in the night sky. How did you deduce they appear spherical?

Ampharias ago

Well, similarly to the tests you've performed over the 5 miles or so, you could get your hands on a telescope and observe the planets visible with such devices. In doing so you may observe a rotation of said bodies on an axis as opposed to a flat spin. I personally can deduce from the curvature of the shadow on the moon that at least this celestial body is not flat and this is the most rudimentary of observations.

I've also flown in an aircraft at +/- 30,000 feet and observed a curved surface. While this may in fact have been an enclosed space where anything is possible, I think the simplest solution to any question is, in fact, the simplest. The windows were clear, my eyes were working, the earth appeared curved so for myself I've got a couple of clear indicators.

I hope you can determine what fits into your needs in regard to this and I commend your ability to determine things for yourself!

elitch2 ago

100% bullshit you've seen the curvature from height with your naked eye. Bullshit.

Ampharias ago

My statement was merely that, a statement. Your belief in any statement made by anyone is up to you and really, I didn't make the statement to sway you, merely to inform you of something I have been a part of. What you take away from that is on you.

You could, for instance, get a plane ticket, go anywhere, and prove me wrong by observing something different as this is how you have stated you are now viewing the world. Your flat out denial actually goes against what you've professed to have taken up as your new belief system of discarding everything everyone says and only rely on what you've tested. If something is untested it doesn't mean it's bullshit, it means it's unknown.

If you take an unknown and view it as such it remains this. Unknown. the five mile test you've embarked upon could have faulty parameters you've overlooked. To determine something is completely true or completely false based on only one observation might be considered well, sloppy. The best truths are of course able to be reproduced.

Here's a few more statements of opinion from yours truely hoping you have a good time embarking on redefining the world to parameters you can test! Suggestion, try a few simple ones to get a good framework, study the scientific method as this seems to create tests that will others will be able to test, and have fun!

As an aside, did you develop the 5 mile test yourself, or are you relying on a test created by another? This could go against your new philosophy unless you've verified the mathematics involved, tested the speed of light of the laser, or a myriad list of other things you've taken at face value to make your determinations. If you cherry pick the ideas and hold fast to ideals, you may have slipped into the realm of belief as opposed to observation.

Happy travels!

elitch2 ago

Care to explain why a compass always points north, even in the "southern hemisphere"?

Ampharias ago

Interesting question! I can only pull from others observations as I've been geographically located in an area roughly 800 miles in diameter most of my life.

From what I understand is it doesn't in fact point north, it points to an area somewhere in the north of Ontario, thus leading to the setting of declination of hand held magnetic compasses to get them to point north.

Take it as you like, the angles of declination work best on a hemisphere from what I understand.

Love the questions by the way, thank you for your time!

thisistotallynotme ago

Are you volunteering to be the first recipient of the contract? You are asking me to perform, aren't you?

Who do we use as an identity escrow? I'd love to stomp your face for 5 minutes. How many questions do we have? I count at least three.

elitch2 ago

Your entire premise is anti-intellectual. You're like these global warming morons.

Consensus is not science.

thisistotallynotme ago

So, is that a "no" to the contract?

I'll be as intellectual as possible, after we've come to an agreement, and before I start hitting you.

elitch2 ago

Factual arguments aside, I doubt you'd last a 5 minute fight with me. Not that I'm some great fighter, I just know how to end fights quickly.

thisistotallynotme ago

This response was deleted once, and it took me an hour to respond calmly

...with a lot of words that just mean "no" to the contract.

Let me know if you want to participate in the contract, and I'll be happy to answer your questions!

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

I dont know why anyone gives a shit about flat earthers. Are you trying to argue with people who say they're psychic too?

thisistotallynotme ago

Some of us have friends. Some of those friends occasionally believe in crazy shit. Some of that crazy shit requires you to answer them.

I have lots of christian friends, even though I think they're all believers in a death cult. I don't hold this against them. However, there was a reason Hubris was a crime in ancient greece, and I think we need appropriate (civil) remedy for it today.

Shizy ago

You don't have friends! 🤣

thisistotallynotme ago

You're replying to everything on unrelated threads. That's how triggered you and the rest of the SBBH'ers are now. There's no bigger compliment than this example of how deeply you've been affected by me.

Shizy ago

"Replying to everything on unrelated threads"? How do you know what I'm doing u less you're stalking me again? Why does it matter to you what I do? I already told you, you're not my type boomer!

thisistotallynotme ago

So which is it? are you wanting to beat me up to defend M'Lady's honor, or am I not your type? We all know what type of relationship you're really after, kid, and it's Fucking Disgusting (TM).

Shizy ago

Oh I guess we're lezzie's too now @srayzie 😂🤣😂😂! When will this fool just stop?!!

srayzie ago

Damn. We’re sure jacked up in every which way in his eyes. 😂

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

I really doubt that you have any friends.

NotHereForPizza ago

oh boy! you better feel sleepy @thisistotallynotme

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

You replied to the wrong post you dopey nigger

NotHereForPizza ago

On the contrary, you seem to be the dopey nigger.

MadWorld ago

Based on his subverse, the modlog seems to suggest that he deletes comments that do not agree with him. What a nigger.

https://voat.co/v/ProtectQRV/about/log/comment

thisistotallynotme ago

Oh man, I delete almost all the comments.

It doesn't matter if I agree with them or not. It's especially funny when I agree with them, and watch them lose their minds when I delete it anyway.

MadWorld ago

[–] thisistotallynotme [S] -1 points (+1|-2) 14 hours ago (edited 14 hours ago)

Oh man, I delete almost all the comments.

It doesn't matter if I agree with them or not. It's especially funny when I agree with them, and get to watch them lose their minds when I delete it anyway.

Good luck with "they are losing their minds because I censored their free speech" narrative that you fantasize about. One of the greatest things on Voat is that it has public modlogs, unlike eddit, that everyone is free to examine and judge for themselves.

https://archive.fo/FJs75

thisistotallynotme ago

narrative

Check my delete logs on v/ProtectQRV sometime. Laugh at the amount of butt-hurt there is from them.
You won't, because you already know how funny it is, and how butt-hurt all of you are. This is the best example of a brigading in recent history.

MadWorld ago

The recent ones on the modlog do seem retarded. Good luck with your narrative.