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Eres racista y no estás justo. Basta las pendejadas de las blancas. You are a racist and this is a great injustice. Why not create a better system free of prejudices and white priveleges.
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The positive side is, if anyone was using automated scripts or macros to disrupt via content manipulation, this shit slowed them down. Everytime i do anything i get logged out.
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every time I log it puts up a screen saying "Voat is checking your privilege" and sometimes I get access and sometimes I don't
No one here wants PC BS... We don't want "privileges" and believe Free Speech is a right, not a privilege granted us by the State, or a "media" platform. If you are going to censor us you are not acting as a social media platform but a news source by editing us.
I'm green when it comes to Voat. When I access, I'm getting a page that said something like "In order to protect our community, we are checking your privileges. . . We need to check your I's and O's to make sure they. . . . blah blah blah. . . did I do something wrong?
Thanks George. I very seldom comment in Voat and am not offensive. Unfortunately for some, the blunt truth is offensive and for that I will not apologize. My only "censorship" was when I asked if a movie star was one of Weinstein's bimbos :) Twitter
I'm all for checking for terrorists on line. . . but why the "five eyes" database. . . Is it the standard? Could you explain? The whole FVYE program is compromised?
VERY NOT HAPPY With My “Privilege Being Checked” Delay, Every Time I Come Here...WTH Is Going On With This? Who’s Looking So Intensely That I Experience A 3-5 Sec Delay Every Time I Click My App? What, Exactly, Takes Such An Unusual Delay? Are Our IPNs Being Compromised???!!! Answers Are DESERVED By Your Loyal Users, Please...
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I'm very green when it comes to vote and I see that there are problems. I'm getting a page on entry that states:
In order to protect our community, we are checking your privileges. We need to check your 1s and Os to make sure that . . . . Did I do something wrong? Is this going to be here forever? Thanks for your help
why am I all of a sudden getting a goat page constantly with a five second delay "while voat checks your browser"????
Also got a private warning message sent to me on reddit The_Watch :
r/The_Watch PSA: It's a QAnon baker's dream to see us and T_D banned. If you support QRV/QResearch, then you either directly or indirectly support the demise of T_D & this community.
I did too from the Watch. Not sure what the hell is going on there. They do not discuss Q stuff. Not allowed bc they don't want to get banned by reddit. So tired of this crap going on.
Lost a post. I posted abut an hour ago and its still not showing up anywhere. Not in my post history or on the page. I really put a lot of work into it.
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I do not understand why, once 'checked' that my browser must be re-checked (even more slowly) if I click on a topic I wish to read - but I know you are trying to keep this site 'clean' and I do appreciate that..... just not the slowness of it, the repetition of it
Ive had to use ice packs to keep my laptop cool over the past week. Its fine now but my laptop wont even look me in the eye anymore, i think its been violated. Only noticed it on voat though. I just assumed we had an extra Certain Inquisitive Audience due to the publicity from the Tarrant shooting because of the timing.
Ive had to use ice packs to keep my laptop cool over the past week. Its fine now but my laptop wont even look me in the eye anymore, i think its been violated. Only noticed it on voat though. I just assumed we had an extra Certain Inquisitive Audience due to the publicity from the Tarrant shooting because of the timing.
That was one of the most witty and intelligent comments I have read in a long time.
I keep getting redirect to your ‘voat maintenance page’ reloading doesn’t work because I’m just reloading that page. Going back to a bookmark the site is fine. It would seems there is some redirect running in the config file.
Thanks @PuttItOut I thought the Deep State got to you, thank heavens they didn't! It was a trip not being able to connect with all the Q'anon Army on Voat.co yesterday & I believe it's great that you have put a 1's & 0's check in stature.... Keep up the great job Boss! & God Bless You @PuttItOut 👇😉
Over the years Voat has changed nothing for nobody in any way. Article #11 and Artical #13 of the EU Law doesn’t apply to Voat either. But this month Voat went invite only just to make sure. This morning when I logged on it told me it was checking my browser for the safety of the community. That’s new.
Fingers crossed it all goes well. ImgGoat has been having issues recently aswell.
I personally put the extra security of recent down to the increase in volume of traffic. Voat was never meant to be popular. It was meant to be a place people could still have free speech, and sound off to a group of like minded people in an effort to learn from it. But now we have new members galore, and the site is also covering a much broader spectrum of topics now, the volume in traffic from all over the world has really really increased, and with that comes the trouble makers.
Also, the top contributors have changed and to be honest the new top contributors we have now are off a much higher standard now, than the juveniles we had to begin with. Much more mature in they’re topics discussions and content. You still get your blithering idiots and people coming to just try to start fights, but on average it’s a much better site now.
Sorry man, do the math. How many voats can you make in an hour? Let's say ten every SECOND. That's 36,000 per hour, 864,000 per day. You'd have to be doing over SEVEN TIMES that many. That's just not possible.
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Have you ever thought of doing a few JavaScript digital money mining while checking our bits? I'm sure some people would be offended, bit maybe it could help cover any extra bandwidth cost while we're being attacked. I wouldn't mind it if it was just for a moment.
I love baby goats, so I can slide with this ole' goat but one too many hops for the day into the pen for me ! What the Heck ! I sent a note to one of the Mods.
I'm sorry fag but you are exactly what you say you love. Before you think of yourself as someone who knows the ropes around here, I'd suggest sitting back and doing a little less gloating. Makes you look stupid.
Hey, you got me wrong ! Certainly was not goating or gloating as you believe. I am a Baby Goat ! And do not know the ropes, far from it but shared as to what I did...which was send a message to the Mod. because of the Ole Goat nattering at me in that darn pen for most of the day. Hence my love for Baby goats...they are far too nimble and flexible.
Ha, yeah that's me, F.B.I. (Oh btw, guns are legal you moron. Take the tin foil off your head. Never occurred to you I may just want to talk about guns huh?) Genius.
Stop Being An Arrogant KID! I’m Not A Baby Boomer, But My Siblings Are - Try Saying THANK YOU For Not Allowing Our Country To Be TAKEN OVER Before Now! This Crap Is On YOUR GENERATION, JUNIOR! We CAN Still Kick Ass, But Since We Catered To You Snot-Noses, IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR JOB, WE DID OURS! How About Stop Being An Egomanic For Being The Generation That NEARLY LET THE ENEMY TAKE OVER!?! Get A Real Job, Kid, & Say THANK YOU To Your Parents! No, Not Yet A Grandma - but Im A Vet & I’ll Still ———, So Stop Being A Divisive Weak Sperm That Shouldn’t Have Made It’s Mark, Junior.
We nearly let the enemy take over? You're the generation that let in millions of third world savages in the first place, without them we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with. You sold our country down the toilet and have the gall to pretend you didn't. Go take your meds and check in at the old folks home where Shaniqua doesn't change your diaper because whitey needs to pay, you dumb bitch.
😂🤣😂🤣😂 You “Falsely Entitled” Little Snot-Nosed Tiny Dickhead, 😂🤣😂! Grow Up, Read A History Book & Stop Talking Until You Actually Have Some FACTS! 1ST, I’m Barely 50 - No Retirement Home/Diapers Needed For Another 30 Years. 2ND, Wasn’t “My Gen” That Let Them In, It Was BUSH, BUSH JR, CLINTON, OBAMA That Made That Choice - MOSTLY DEMS & WASN’T VOTED ON! 3RD, You Sad Little He/She Soy Boy...NO ONE “OWES YOU” ANYTHING IN LIFE - Go Fucking EARN What You Want Or SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Until YOU EARN A GOOD LIFE, THEN LOSE IT DUE TO OTHERS, THEN EARN IT BACK & FIGHT TO DEFEND IT - You Have ZERO To Say To Me, You Sad Little Troll. I’ll Share This With You, What My Army Apache Officer Pilot Son Told His Buddies When They TRIED To Play That “YOUR MAMA...” Game...He Told Me His Response: “😂🤣😂Yeah, Go Ahead & Tell My Mama That - She’s An Old-School Army Vet...She’ll Eat You For A Snack & Come Back For More! She Don’t Play & You’d Better Hope You Never Meet Her & Talk That Shit..She’ll Make You Cry In Front Of Your Troops!” So, soy boy - Tell Me....Where Do You Live? Internet words are FAKE COURAGE. I’m The Real Deal - Put Up Or STFU, COWARD!
WHY Do You CAPITALIZE The BEGINNING Of Every WORD? LEARN How To WRITE Properly AND Stop Using CAPS LOCK So Much, It MAKES You LOOK Like A RETARD Who Didn't LEARN Anything In SCHOOL.
Also, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
😂🤣😂🤣😂 You’re A NEO-NAZI POS!! “YOU WISH” YOU WERE A NAVY SEAL OR “ANY” HIGH $$$ TRAINED/SKILLED/EXPERIENCED MILITARY VET 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!! I See Your “1 POST/MULTIPLE PSYCHO REPLIES”! HOW PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO “PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY SOOO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR?”!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I’ve Known Many Seals - I KNEW YOU WERE FULL OF SHIT! GOODBYE, HATER...SOOOO SAD! 😘✝️🇺🇸🇳🇮 🖕YOUR TOAST - GET A LIFE!!
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
Thanx - You’re Looking Me Up 🙂. You Might Want To Let Your Friends Know To Be Thorough...esp since I’VE NEVER HAD A POST OFFICE BOX. Security Cameras - CHECK, Legally Owned Guns - CHECK, Ammo - CHECK. Multiple Army Trained Family Members - CHECK. Whole Conversation/Multiple Postings Screen Shots Of Receiving MULTIPLE DEATH THREATS (Crimes X5) - CHECK. DEATH THREATS OVER THE INTERNET (Crimes X5) - CHECK. CONFESSION OF CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER - CHECK. Notification Of Receiving “Multiple Terroristic Threats Over The Internet” To The FBI - CHECK. Identification Of Conspirators That, ALLEGEDLY Are Using GOVT Sec Clearances To Illegally Track A Citizen For The Purpose Of Committing Murder - PENDING. Update Of New Contact/Terroristic Threats To Commit Murder - PENDING. Oh Yeah, I Should Notify VOAT That They Have A Criminal Threatening To Murder An HONORABLE, Non-Threatening Member Of Their Site, Too. Oh Yeah, I Should Notify The FCC, Since I Have No Doubt That They Will Want To Add Their Own Federal Charges, Too. I WON’T Be Your Scared Victim, But I WILL Make You A “DEFENDANT”. Congrats, You Won The Prize! You should pray that No One Tries To Come Near Me With The Intent Of Causing Bodily Harm, BC YOU Will Be On The Hook For It. Free Speech Is One Thing, TERRORISTIC THREATS & DIRECT THREATS WITH INTENTION TO CAUSE DEATH Is ENTIRELY ANOTHER MATTER, “Friend”. Did I Mention I’m A Criminalist/CSI?! Too Late To Hide. Bye, Toast.
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
WOW, Sad...Very Sad. You’re Either A PSYCHO Or You’re A FAKE VET. My Gut Says You’re A Dishonorably Discharged Vet - So, Psycho. NO HONORABLE VETERAN Would Talk Like This, Nor State Their STATS So Purposelessly. OK, Troll, I Don’t Scare So Easily & I Don’t Take Death Treats Lightly...If You Try, We Won’t Be Responsible For Your Safety - We Protect All, Including Ourselves. “Little Shit, Huh?” My Former Joking/Endearing Words To My Son & My EX BCD COP VET - Serious Hope This Isn’t You, Stef Or Sh-, But Show Up Packing & The Results Will Be The Same - I’M NO ONE’S WILLING VICTIM, I WILL PROTECT MYSELF. We’re Done Here, Junior.
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Yeah, You Finally Realized Your Gonna Pay For Your Death Threats So You Want To Act 😜. Their’s A HUGE Difference BTW Insane & A Psychopath - I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE...I’ve Known BOTH & I Was Raised By A Psychopath, I See You! I Read Your Other Posts & I Know Your NOT Insane (Just Evil). Ok Then, Still Pressing Charges. I Will Not Reply Further - Pretty Sure That The FBI Won’t Be Happy About THIS REPLY, So We Really Are Done Here. See You In Court.
Back in my day the text was a lot bigger and there was more contrast. Also I didn't need to wear glasses. The wife's calling me so I'll be back later, but until then, just remember that there were better times kiddo.
Godammned hipsters tried to ruin it (like beard, mustaches, etc.) however these New England styles have replaced all the polish and czech beers I used to drink
White port isn't port by definition I think, but it is really fucking good so I will cut it clack. The fortified wine aisle probably draws the widest range of customers of any ;)
Port is a drink you have to be confident in your manliness about. Bourbon is what everyone who doesn't want people to know about their "curious college" years drinks because they think it manly. (answer:Scotch or Beer)
Honestly I have an appreciation for serious vodka as much as smirnoff is shit and flavoured vodka is gay. All the Dostoesvsky books about hunting with dogs then eating pickles, smoked fish and drinking vodka make it sound pretty masculine (especially having a great large beard, grabbing handfuls of it and sniffing it)
Vodka is fantastic, it's my go to drink. The pre mix flavoured ones are awful. But go figure this, I like making my own black Russians. 30ml vodka, 30ml Kahlua, neat on ice.
When we were mid teens, we figured out that you could get really cheap bottles of port instead of spumante. I made myself so sick on port, even now the smell can turn my stomach.
There is nothing unmanly about having your butler bring you some vintage port in the billiards room after dinner while you smoke cigars with your male guests and your wife and the other ladies repair to the sitting room.
Good point. On reflection the first “and” would have been better served by “while”. Now that you have pointed out my grammatical failing, though, I am split on which comma placement I prefer. Both have merits.
i don't care what snobby bullshit you have going on, if you leave a comment that calls homosexual orgies "the manliest of all orgies" reddit is where you belong, you fucking faggot.
Holy shit, how can you be this oblivious to how much of a faggot you sound like? Listen here, you fucking retarded boomer, YOU are the only a few tiers above the jew in terms of vileness and degeneration. You should be grateful that me and the rest of the MDE migration actually breathed some life into this boomer, qtard, and jew infested site.
That's bullshit, MDE was and remains one of the most popular subs on the site. Voat mde was a ghost town before us. You should be fucking groveling at my feet, you fucking stupid Boomer serf. You are a conquered people and we are your noblility. You are helots.
I totally agree. We come here looking for a home and these fucking retards are so spergy that they have no idea what the fuck to say, they only care about their right to say it. Well it's fucking gay, and it's a great way to kill your website. Then you can have all the freedom of speech you want, but you'll be shouting into a fucking void because you have nothing to say and no one to say it to.
Nobody cares about your opinions, we're not going to compromise our values because your feelings are hurt, and the only two choices are free speech or censorship.
Given that the reason you are here is because you got censored, yet you're incapable of seeing how YOUR BEHAVIOR led to that and would lead to it here, you're probably too stupid to handle Voat.
If you keep posting I shall insult you a second time.
You are ranting and raving about free speech yet you are saying that we should watch what we say on voat? We will not bend over for any set of rules anywhere, be it on Reddit or voat.
Your behavior led to censorship because you allowed and promoted the censorship around you to continue. You did nothing when r/niggers got banned. You did nothing when r/fatpeoplehate got banned. You didn't do anything when r/gundeals got banned or any other sub you didn't go to. You're fine with censorship. You have no moral objection to it. You're just mad you can't talk about your stuff, so you come here without understanding you are the trash that caused the problem.
You are as bad as the ragheads and chimpanzees flooding Europe. You demand we change our behavior because people like you will leave if we don't. We specifically do this to keep you people out. This is the Voat immune system. You are a disease trying to infect us. You won't last long here.
I wasn't even on reddit when any of that happened retard. I had no idea any of those communities even existed. I bascially only ever used reddit for like two or three things, mainly pertaining to my career, and I never got interested in the drama. Our old sub being band was my first taste of censorship on reddity, which I despise mostly and always tried to avoide at all costs. I didn't even read the rest of your comment because whoever it is directed at, it isn't me, but I am sure it's a bunch of gay sounding larpy shit anyways, just what I'd expect from a fatass ledditor in a guy fawkes mask.
How was I supposed to be keen on all that bullshit? You're a fucking retard, not everyone knows about these internet shitholes, me occasionally trawling Reddit despite its problems isn't the problem. ISPs shutting down entire domains is the real fight, we can always create our own spaces if we have that. Twitter too. But Reddit is for faggots like you anyways, so nobody cares. And by fighting so hard for Reddit, you are neglecting other more important fronts, namely ISPs and twitter. Moreover, by blaming ME jsut because I once used the website, instead of the actual Reddit admins who are actually to blame, your point is even more obfuscated and retarded. You're more to blame for the loosing battle than I am. Fuck you.
Don't worry about it much, pretty much everyone was on reddit at some point or another, and they are lying if the say they weren't. The obsession with reddit is lame, most goats don't really care.
ISPs shutting down entire domains is the real fight, we can always create our own spaces if we have that.
LOL
Yeah, don't worry about CloudFlare censoring your website like dailystormer. Don't worry about credit card processors demonetizing your site. Don't worry about any of the things already happening, goy.
Actually I AM worried about all of those problems. The banks are probably the biggest one actually. The point is that ALL of these matter more than reddit, you disingenuous kike faggot!
I didn't know that and I am glad to learn something new. But you don't have to accuse me of being the problem because of that. I insist that I am not the problem, and I'd love to be a part of the solution (especially a final one). Sorry for calling you a kike faggot. It was rude.
Even if I had known, I wouldnt have given a fuck. You're a fucking retard, not everyone cares about these internet shitholes. ISPs shutting down entire domains is the real fight, we can always create our own spaces if we have that. Twitter too. But Reddit is for faggots like you anyways, so nobody cares. And by fighting so hard for Reddit, you are neglecting other more important fronts, namely ISPs and twitter. You're exactly to blame for the loosing battle. Fuck you, faggot.
There are young people who don't have the time to research the history of every single website before they join them, give him a break. Not everyone has been on the internet for decades and knows all the lore.
It wasn't exactly secret. And to then flee from a website with a reputation of censorship, come to a refugee of free speech, then demand censorship is retarded on the level of African refugees.
All I been doing lately is one woman after another after another. So that's probably what's going to happen tomorrow. And the next day, and the one after that. What a crazy situation I live in.
It was awesome. EH sucks, but she will improve by putting her hours in and with continued practice of the skills she's so far learned. She murdered many cones.
It was much more physical activity than I should have done, but it was worth it. She had a wonderful time, as did I. The skills she learns are very, very applicable to vehicle control on a public motorway. That's very much a big reason for choosing rally school. Those skills directly translate to complete vehicle control. This will make her a safer, better driver.
On the other hand, I'm in a significant degree of discomfort and will likely be mostly prone for a few days. I probably should be using my wheelchair and crutches, but I'm retarded and am just hobbling around - which only increases my discomfort.
It's only 18:00 and I'm already in bed, and have been in bed for quite some time, probably about an hour. I expect I'll be prone for a while. Still, it was worth it and we both had a grand time. She's not yet any good at it. She will improve, of this I'm certain.
Yeah the experience and skills she learned there will definitely help her driving ability going forward.
It's awesome that you had a great time. I was wondering about you hurting from that, cause I remember when you told me about the lemon rally, you said the doctor wouldn't clear you for that till next year.
At least you survived. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
I didn't do much driving, just a bit of showing off. Also, I had an emergency kill switch and a brake pedal of my own - so getting seriously injured was extremely unlikely.
Damned right! They don't really make the pain go away, they just make me not care as much. My tolerance levels have gone up, so they're not as effective as they were. I don't really want them to increase the dosage, however. I kinda save them up and use more on the bad days.
Hell yeah. I've been playing but have been distracted with other things lately so I've not recorded anything. I do plan on rectifying that here in the next week or two though.
They have been pretty awesome. @cynicaloldfart opened the last one, for the first time. I was unable to attend, due to real life adventures. So, he ran it for us and did a fine job. I also haven't listened to all the tracks. I did listen to @crazy_eyes' song about black/darkness. I forgot the title, 'cause I do drugs.
EH and I did Sweet Home Alabama and COF shared that for us, along with a live jam from our last performance. That one was chosen to highlight EH's improved skills behind the board. She's come a long ways and has done so rapidly. Last week, and weekend, I took her to the rally driving school a few mountains over. She killed many innocent cones, but will improve with time and practice.
Anyhow, the guitar threads have taken on a big new group of people. I no longer even recognize all of the names. I no longer am able to track progress for everyone, but I can assert that many have made marked improvements in their playing and recording. To see that, and the increased participation, warms me to my very cockles. Not that I know what cockles are, but I'm quite certain they are warmed.
It is a good thing, that weekly thread. It's great to see that the overwhelming majority are able to appreciate it and it's even greater to see the community participation. As tempting as it is to take credit, it's really y'all who make the thread what it is. Otherwise, the thread would be titled something like Listen To TheBuddha Play Guitar. It's quite distinctly not titled that.
It's really blossomed into something special. Hopefully it will inspire other subverses to do similar things. I suspect that is what Putt is trying to encourage with it being a recurring global sticky. It would really be a good thing for Voat if more people did similar things for whatever hobbies they are into.
Oh shit, EH is behind the wheel now huh? Smashing road cones is much more preferable to deer. Not to mention a whole lot cheaper! Speaking of which, how has the healing process been coming along? Everything getting knitted back together properly?
Yeah, he likes the thread. I asked him to sticky it and he felt that was a good idea. I admit my bias, but I also think it is a good idea.
Yeah, she's learning to drive. We are going to do some amateur rally races this season, specifically rallycross. She's a cone murderer, still. She will improve.
My leg is still pretty fucked, but I'm healing. I'm able to hobble on it, without any aids. I seldom use crutches, cane, or wheelchair. I'll probably use my chair a bit this week, as six days at rally school was a lot more work than I probably should be doing. It is what it is, thanks for asking.
That rally stuff always looked like a blast to me. I don't know that there is anything like that in my area but I should poke around and see. If EH learns how to handle her whiskey, when she gets old enough, on top of her guitar playing and rally driving none of the boys will be able to keep up with her lol.
Oh good, I'm glad you are able to get around mostly unassisted these days. I had been wondering about that. It's crazy how much longer things take to heal the older you get.
Then start something. In rallycross, you don't even need a special vehicle. People often just use their daily driver. The course is marked out with cones, so you're not going to smash into trees and shit.
In our case, we are just going to build a new car for it. The goal being to build it ourselves and on a budget. So, I'm replacing the missus' Impreza and going to use that.
I don't know that my interest level is quite that high, haha. Plus I'd have to buy another car since what I currently drive wouldn't really work and I could spend that money on an amp instead. I'm not ready to do that just yet but I do plan on picking your brain when the time comes!
I'm more than happy to answer questions. It's just a hobby for me, but I enjoy it a great deal. I've taken many, many classes and driven many different vehicles on a variety of surfaces. It isn't even all that expensive to get into motorsports at some level.
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meenati ago
https://onlineitguru.com/data-science-online-training-placement.html
thelma ago
Sticky's gone .... now how do I get this shit off my hands ?
Niggertown ago
Must be a Jew somewhere in those bits.
Wolfloup ago
Thanks for the heads up !
carbonsteel ago
Thank you Putt !
Tor1 ago
Eres racista y no estás justo. Basta las pendejadas de las blancas. You are a racist and this is a great injustice. Why not create a better system free of prejudices and white priveleges.
Se acabó el tiempo. Times up.
NiggerVirus ago
I like onions a lot.
thelma ago
people still posting on this thread?
foatvuck69 ago
No. Just no...
sarashawqy ago
Marriage is not just sex
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findamor ago
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Vampyregod ago
The positive side is, if anyone was using automated scripts or macros to disrupt via content manipulation, this shit slowed them down. Everytime i do anything i get logged out.
radusernamehere ago
This place is a shitshow train wreck dumpsterfire. I like it.
catonicla ago
How do I get verified? D: on mobile I can’t see the sidebar at all..
PantyHamster ago
Because on Reddit your karma is worthless and thrown around arbitrarily, here are they trying to make it actually matter?
NinjaNipples ago
this thread is filled with shit alts @puttitout
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fluhthreeex ago
heh.. what do you think this site is?
CaptnObvius ago
the little girl says "Hey Joe, my eyes are up here."
Betty_Adams ago
Well this goat has to problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thTo3-aX7js&t=1s But then she is a tetherball champ. She can simply head-butt all of her problems away.
Betty_Adams ago
I have a dozen problems and most of them are in fact caused by goats.
Epitaph-101 ago
Thank you for everything.
EchoWhiskey3 ago
Thanks for making Voat a safe place.
LaeliaPurpurata ago
Is this why I'm getting popups every time I log on, saying they are checking my privilege? What's up with that? Feels creepy.
julesjohn ago
Yes, i agree
meenati ago
your question
meenati ago
I didn't understand fr youequestion
thelma ago
I sent a money order to have the "chk privledge" step averted but I'm still getting it. It was my 3rd one sent.
My guy who makes out the money orders likely will not let me do another for $0.25 again.
Please process them.
Thx a gorillion !
Kiran_yadav ago
thanks putt for this post goat
Mumbleberry ago
Take a hike, pajeet
KVD ago
Help me pick my first DND character!
mustang10 ago
Thank you, for your time and effort!
cthulian_axioms ago
Thank you, Putt, for being a fearless leader. If I knew Voat's mailing address I'd seriously make and send you a Voat flag.
YogSoggoth ago
Must have the right fiber cloth. Pakistan sells them.
PearlyWhiteGates ago
Preventing DDoS
Publius1778 ago
every time I log it puts up a screen saying "Voat is checking your privilege" and sometimes I get access and sometimes I don't
No one here wants PC BS... We don't want "privileges" and believe Free Speech is a right, not a privilege granted us by the State, or a "media" platform. If you are going to censor us you are not acting as a social media platform but a news source by editing us.
heygeorge ago
You don’t use offensive language on the site, do you? I think that’s what those warnings are about.
RampancyLambentRaven ago
Putt brought back the voat goat checking your privilege goat for April Fools?
teriyakuza ago
Ahhh, that familiar privilege check... I remember the last time...
Appreciate all you do @PuttItOut
Monkstar1 ago
Just a heads up, when you get to the 'checking privilege' page, the copyright is old.
matthew-- ago
Is the VOAT BOAT not AFLOAT?
Spud4ever ago
ThanQ for your aiding in keeping this forum running !!!
comprametu ago
Thanks for keeping this forum alive!
TheBuddha ago
This has been stickied long enough!
(I figured I'd get my complaint in about stickies!)
heygeorge ago
@PuttItOut needs to fix our sbbh stickies! We are still limited to two!
Blackest_Skil ago
And also please remove or quarantine sbbh while you are in there. Thanks!
heygeorge ago
We wiz whitelisted n sheeeeit
Neskuaxa ago
Is this what the new browser check is all about? Care to share what all that is checking?
Jfkthrowaway1 ago
Thank you for this free speech platform. Hopefully no one is selling us down the river.
dp007since09 ago
I just wanted to add my thank you to the admins for cleaning this place up. The thread is clean of all the shit-posters.
adlver ago
I'm green when it comes to Voat. When I access, I'm getting a page that said something like "In order to protect our community, we are checking your privileges. . . We need to check your I's and O's to make sure they. . . . blah blah blah. . . did I do something wrong?
heygeorge ago
I would just carefully police your tone and try extra hard not to be offensive. I think Putts is handing out warnings to certain users
adlver ago
Thanks George. I very seldom comment in Voat and am not offensive. Unfortunately for some, the blunt truth is offensive and for that I will not apologize. My only "censorship" was when I asked if a movie star was one of Weinstein's bimbos :) Twitter I'm all for checking for terrorists on line. . . but why the "five eyes" database. . . Is it the standard? Could you explain? The whole FVYE program is compromised?
RickFlairWOOOOOO ago
nope. first for me too. #MEEEETOOOOOOO
superw402 ago
Great website, the layout is really good for me! It sure was a lot of work. Friv 2 | Friv3 | Friv4 | Friv2
Mumbleberry ago
Go fuck yourself, spammer
heygeorge ago
Did you report this to @cynabuns?
Mumbleberry ago
Yes.
THEx1138 ago
It is always the last thing that you check.
RCArmy ago
VERY NOT HAPPY With My “Privilege Being Checked” Delay, Every Time I Come Here...WTH Is Going On With This? Who’s Looking So Intensely That I Experience A 3-5 Sec Delay Every Time I Click My App? What, Exactly, Takes Such An Unusual Delay? Are Our IPNs Being Compromised???!!! Answers Are DESERVED By Your Loyal Users, Please...
LaeliaPurpurata ago
Just noticed that any of us who are questioning this are getting downvoted. Why?
Stundo ago
It is very possible this is 'Deep State' interference. They need Voat shut down as Trump's De-Classification works its way through the news cycle.
fluhthreeex ago
lol
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ESOTERICshade ago
I found the problem. Here it is.
https://files.catbox.moe/51zus8.jpeg
glassuser ago
The bits-checking is starting to get really annoying.
Busangirl19 ago
ThanQ
Ps4Freedom ago
We have the best rides around here!
adlver ago
I'm very green when it comes to vote and I see that there are problems. I'm getting a page on entry that states: In order to protect our community, we are checking your privileges. We need to check your 1s and Os to make sure that . . . . Did I do something wrong? Is this going to be here forever? Thanks for your help
heygeorge ago
CloudFlare is checking IP addresses against the five eyes database of suspected terrorists.
scoripowarrior ago
Still getting "Goat..checking your privilege" message. WTF IS GOING ON??
K-Harbour ago
why am I all of a sudden getting a goat page constantly with a five second delay "while voat checks your browser"????
Also got a private warning message sent to me on reddit The_Watch :
r/The_Watch PSA: It's a QAnon baker's dream to see us and T_D banned. If you support QRV/QResearch, then you either directly or indirectly support the demise of T_D & this community.
scoripowarrior ago
I did too from the Watch. Not sure what the hell is going on there. They do not discuss Q stuff. Not allowed bc they don't want to get banned by reddit. So tired of this crap going on.
SenseiDesu ago
How tall do I have to be to ride on this?
WeWillWin233 ago
We are watching you
binrobinro ago
I was hoping it was because you were getting too many new members!
HoppyHap ago
Why is Voat checking up on me and checking my digits?
grace8 ago
Lost a post. I posted abut an hour ago and its still not showing up anywhere. Not in my post history or on the page. I really put a lot of work into it.
Holonomic ago
I'm good.....let's ride, and let the shitheads suck ass grease.
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RumpRangerRick ago
It feels like Putt just put his finger in my butt.
I am OK with this.
Holonomic ago
This isn't imgur, or redit you fucking cat-faggot.
RumpRangerRick ago
Hey. Nigger.
Why don't gag on my shaft, all the way to balls, you fucking faggot-kike.
PropheticAnon ago
Oh no. What happened to Voat?
Bfwilley ago
Hummmmmm, has Voat tried less roughage....?
Momo_Applebach ago
he stays in the house. he'll get cold!
T-bone1214 ago
Keep up the great work! Can help with no SQL ansi mumps db if interested. Semper Fidelis!
amarQ144 ago
checking my privilege????
Anon-Dan ago
Funny, I can load by using my laptop but I can't load it using my cell phone. Anyone else?
Keneo77 ago
It's like getting on a plane, scanned before boarding. You perverts.
benjitsu ago
Attacks?
snowdenisaspook ago
Party goats like a bumpy ride every now and then. Stay savvy.
Cloudrdr ago
Thank you for keeping VOAT safe and reliable!
cosMICjester ago
I've been getting told I can't comment
lawrence96 ago
god bless you dear
Mumbleberry ago
paki faggot
Palindromedan ago
I can’t post I can’t post I cant post *screamsob
Edit: I can post now
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Madie49 ago
I do not understand why, once 'checked' that my browser must be re-checked (even more slowly) if I click on a topic I wish to read - but I know you are trying to keep this site 'clean' and I do appreciate that..... just not the slowness of it, the repetition of it
Mumbleberry ago
Qtards get extra scrutiny.
squataclops ago
I'll be doing thorough bit checks in the bathroom of the rest stop at the 69 mile marker all week. Come on by folks, they're free!
High_Sierra_Trail ago
I thought that I was being picked on.
runway36 ago
Thanks for everything!
Nesano ago
On the fuckin' weekend.
thelma ago
https://coub.com/view/yvfkj
Putt's amazing understanding of the intricate nature of things demonstrated
KVD ago
I love technical problems!
BillyLuath ago
So, can anyone post yet?
PolishKing ago
Why haven't you prayed about the problem?
Prayer works. Watch as the problems just disappear.
Or hire my son.
fluhthreeex ago
...needs to splash holy water on the servers
srayzie ago
Oh no! Nigger Revolt botnets!
SandHog ago
They are coming for the bits!
srayzie ago
Hide yours!
srayzie ago
See parent @Shizy @MolochHunter
thelma ago
Putt upgraded to Surround Sound 7.0 ....
Never follow <his/their> advice
srayzie ago
Thank you @Puttitout! Phew!
ESOTERICshade ago
You are loved Putt. We owe you big time. You are the man.
no homo
Nefarious-Nephilim ago
Ive had to use ice packs to keep my laptop cool over the past week. Its fine now but my laptop wont even look me in the eye anymore, i think its been violated. Only noticed it on voat though. I just assumed we had an extra Certain Inquisitive Audience due to the publicity from the Tarrant shooting because of the timing.
ESOTERICshade ago
That was one of the most witty and intelligent comments I have read in a long time.
Nefarious-Nephilim ago
Well I fucked up again, I was aiming for mildly humorous.
thelma ago
https://files.catbox.moe/hf1mso.jpg
TrueSeeker777 ago
GreatAwakening has resent posts
TrueSeeker777 ago
do i feel censoring?i haven't seen any new posts and now its 7 month old posts.i guess ill have to go somewhere else soon
Jasperrock ago
When you find the problem, do tell what happened! Curious to know
BB-3 ago
Canary update?
Fuckyounigger ago
TYPICAL RUSSIANS I call for a full invest
Dismal_Swamp ago
Voat is the 1980 Ford Fiesta of the Internet. Mark 1 with the racing stripes down the sides to make it faster.
Momo_Applebach ago
if the server doesn't have racing stripes I'll be disappointed.
TheRealAmalek ago
I'm sorry the Jews are hacking your site
PygmyGoat ago
Why does my privilege keep getting checked? I’m starting to feel like I should be charging money and having a cigarette afterwards.
CognitiveDissident5 ago
What? Is our white privilege being checked?
PygmyGoat ago
Just naughty bits.
https://files.catbox.moe/ugk7y2.jpeg
Lord_Mari ago
Oh no! Is Dr. Shekelgoldstein at it again?
NiggerVirus ago
Hurry up with the CIA database update already
Awake2Truth ago
Thank you Putt for working on Sunday!
thelma ago
You told him ?
Meta-Vinci ago
I keep getting redirect to your ‘voat maintenance page’ reloading doesn’t work because I’m just reloading that page. Going back to a bookmark the site is fine. It would seems there is some redirect running in the config file.
heygeorge ago
You have to click the Voat logo on the maint page, else you are just reloading the URL for the maint page.
Meta-Vinci ago
Right but why is that maintenance page getting triggered every 5 minutes.
heygeorge ago
I haven’t been getting it now. Sounds like the bug hasn’t been stamped out yet.
ESOTERICshade ago
"maint" page. I'm still looking for that page.....where is it?
heygeorge ago
It’s the page that says something like Voat is on fire.
ESOTERICshade ago
Hate it when that happens
https://files.catbox.moe/51zus8.jpeg
sore_ass_losers ago
Hit the 'Any' key.
ESOTERICshade ago
I just spent nine hours looking for it. I guess that makes me an idiot :)
Deplorable_Me ago
Put it out.
rockogre ago
Thanks for the heads up!
Womb_Raider ago
We?
Adelke ago
Yes, many thanks and appreciation for the work that the BO is up to, not ot mention all those working to raise frequency and clean this place up.
Mumbleberry ago
And which alt acct did you spend 135 upvotes on? @Cynabuns @Puttitout
NosebergShekelman ago
Th goyim must stop this or I will report it to AIPAC. It is hampering me from doing my job subverting the goyim!! shaloms
ledbetter ago
Tks 4 update.
Gendeb2 ago
Thank you!
BlackCrimesMatter ago
I hope those Cuckolds from Reddit didn't hack this place..
Stonenchizel ago
Thanks @PuttItOut I thought the Deep State got to you, thank heavens they didn't! It was a trip not being able to connect with all the Q'anon Army on Voat.co yesterday & I believe it's great that you have put a 1's & 0's check in stature.... Keep up the great job Boss! & God Bless You @PuttItOut 👇😉
buildingbetter ago
Unconventional warfare. We are a threat to the criminal syndicates.
Chap ago
Over the years Voat has changed nothing for nobody in any way. Article #11 and Artical #13 of the EU Law doesn’t apply to Voat either. But this month Voat went invite only just to make sure. This morning when I logged on it told me it was checking my browser for the safety of the community. That’s new.
Fingers crossed it all goes well. ImgGoat has been having issues recently aswell.
I personally put the extra security of recent down to the increase in volume of traffic. Voat was never meant to be popular. It was meant to be a place people could still have free speech, and sound off to a group of like minded people in an effort to learn from it. But now we have new members galore, and the site is also covering a much broader spectrum of topics now, the volume in traffic from all over the world has really really increased, and with that comes the trouble makers.
Also, the top contributors have changed and to be honest the new top contributors we have now are off a much higher standard now, than the juveniles we had to begin with. Much more mature in they’re topics discussions and content. You still get your blithering idiots and people coming to just try to start fights, but on average it’s a much better site now.
The site is unique. May it long remain so.
heygeorge ago
Wrong
Chap ago
Right
imillyaun77 ago
hey
Thisismyvoatusername ago
No problem. It had been a while one since I had my bits checked by the Voat TSA. I’d forgotten how it kind of tickles, but in a nice way.
totes_magotes ago
I noticed that I just had my privilege checked.
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
Patti_McGreen ago
thanks
wwwwww ago
Nah fam. Nah.
PatriotLady1 ago
Danke schoen my darling.
ToFat2Fish ago
I renamed my testicles 0 and 1 so I can pretend voat is fondling my balls every time I visit the site.
PatriotLady1 ago
hahaa
Suzyboots ago
THANK YOU Admin
ginx2666 ago
Allegedly.
ShaneE11183386 ago
Lol
Miporin ago
Take your time mate.
oneinchterror ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GoBravo ago
Do we know what was the problem?
Itty-bitty_Tity-trap ago
Implementing new features gone wrong
wonderful_ ago
Nobody gets off Mr. Bones Wild Ride !!!
Deafman ago
how many developers work on Voat?
Ochre1954 ago
Thank God that's been sorted out. Thought we may have been compromised by the scum
070978098098 ago
Tank you mister Admin you are among my list of heroes!
BigFatDaddy ago
Who pissed the jews off this time?
AnotherNewAccount2 ago
I take that back, they probably love Qtards.
AnotherNewAccount2 ago
Every last one of us
Wahwahweewah ago
Thanks, Putt! We all appreciate you!
ViperCarbz ago
was about to call someone a faggot, then the site went down.
Apexbreed ago
But I want my instant gratification now!! Haha, thanks for all of your hard work, @PuttItOut.
prairie ago
Sorry man, do the math. How many voats can you make in an hour? Let's say ten every SECOND. That's 36,000 per hour, 864,000 per day. You'd have to be doing over SEVEN TIMES that many. That's just not possible.
TestForScience ago
Maybe he’s a Starcraft player?
1,000 APM on a slow day.
toobaditworks ago
You've never played Point Clicker?
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Why is that song so popular in gaming videoes? Or really just ive heard it in other videoes.
toobaditworks ago
It's because it's copywrite free.
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Well how about that!
albatrosv15 ago
Are you anti-semite or something?
go_heeled ago
Woosh.
offender ago
/v/woosh
EdSnowden ago
It’s actually you that got whooshed. He’s making a holocaust deaths don’t add up joke.
go_heeled ago
Haha good point. Long night.
wonderful_ ago
Do not underestimate what a man will do for a booty call.
Fuckyounigger ago
Its officially a challenge as of this point
jewsbadnews ago
OPEN THE MERCH STORE ALREADY! DON'T YOU WANT FUCKING MONEY?!?!?!?!
NinjaNipples ago
https://youtu.be/f8qWbowzwZU
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420ninja ago
are they attacking the board?
Themooninthesky ago
Under attack? Chinese food?
theoldones ago
@PuttItOut
"suggest a title" seems mega-borked right now, even for X-posting other voat links
NinjaNipples ago
YOU need metal
boredTech ago
Dude : Not sure what your monitoring tools are, but you may want to look into the following.
pandora fms - http://pandorafms.org/
monit - https://mmonit.com/monit/
WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
Is this an attack of some kind or just a bout of random bugginess?
721-AQZ ago
Goats will eat anything I hear. Bad goat!
NinjaNipples ago
https://youtu.be/Um15yw9VpSI
wink wink
contrarianism ago
you mean 666 gorillion
wonderful_ ago
1 obamas
knightwarrior41 ago
yeah i wonder what happened? did someone messed with the code or something??
hold_this_nut ago
Got Voat. Will travel.
varialus ago
Have you ever thought of doing a few JavaScript digital money mining while checking our bits? I'm sure some people would be offended, bit maybe it could help cover any extra bandwidth cost while we're being attacked. I wouldn't mind it if it was just for a moment.
Dark_Shroud ago
If anyone wants to donate to help ease Voat's costs you'll have to use BitCoin.
https://bitbacker.io/user/voat/ <- This uses Voat's official BitCoin address.
Privacy_Terms ago
Aye Aye, Cap'n. All ahead slow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0
thelma ago
All you had to do was unconditionally surrender ....
boekanier ago
Voat has many enemies.
CrustyBeaver52 ago
Tech Support Expert: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Master_Foo ago
Here's the problem... Somebody stuck their dick in the floppy drive!
Momo_Applebach ago
it was floppy, he thought it'd fit.
LettItBurn ago
I can't let you do that, Dave.
NosebergShekelman ago
Dave's not here
Earache my eye
lord_nougat ago
Open the God damned pod bay doors, Hal. You fucking faggot piece of shit, I swear!
Thisismyvoatusername ago
Ah yes, the rarely acknowledged Director’s Cut.
asmodea ago
There was a cool kid at work today, reading a paperback of this in the kitchen! I was like, "Dude! I'm so pleased! Good lad!"
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
What was the book?
Hand_of_Node ago
2001: A Space Odyssey
(Was a "somewhat popular" movie in the past.)
recon_johnny ago
Space Odyssey.
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Nice thanks
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Thanks
SandHog ago
2001: A Space Odyssey
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Awesome book
ninjajunkie ago
Keep on trucking...
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
Thank you Putt for putting me on.
My-Name-is-Mud ago
Man, I was really starting to withdraw from my lack of contact with you niggerfaggots.
Crackrocknigga ago
Just another angle from the Jews to silence us, nothing to worry about. God is on our side
petevoat ago
Problem: Deep state trying to get rid of Voat Solution: Nuke the deep state
NinjaNipples ago
https://youtu.be/GuJiiWm1CzY
i wanted to post this but clearly i cannot
Mah_Selectah ago
I love voat. Do what you have to.
NinjaNipples ago
we got you, we know
fancypants211 ago
i have been in goat jail off and on all day...im like what did i do now! lol thanks for posting i was ready for the 10 days of darkness.
mslibertyrider ago
I love baby goats, so I can slide with this ole' goat but one too many hops for the day into the pen for me ! What the Heck ! I sent a note to one of the Mods.
lets_get_hyyerr ago
I'm sorry fag but you are exactly what you say you love. Before you think of yourself as someone who knows the ropes around here, I'd suggest sitting back and doing a little less gloating. Makes you look stupid.
mslibertyrider ago
Hey, you got me wrong ! Certainly was not goating or gloating as you believe. I am a Baby Goat ! And do not know the ropes, far from it but shared as to what I did...which was send a message to the Mod. because of the Ole Goat nattering at me in that darn pen for most of the day. Hence my love for Baby goats...they are far too nimble and flexible.
Intheknow2 ago
Thanks..I thought it was on my end.
Battlefat ago
I’ll be here if you need me. Useless, but reassuring
cimota_miles ago
Are you assuming my privilege ? Just kidding, this weird "outage" of members trying to log-in is a bit concerning.
philomath ago
We're in good hands. Thanks for staying on top of this nonsense, Put.
NinjaNipples ago
np brother we know
thelma ago
https://i.imgflip.com/2xdmw4.jpg
crazy_eyes ago
I got one of those too
knightwarrior41 ago
m2
cantaloupe6 ago
Good luck, maybe summon a demon to find the issue.
https://www.geek.com/culture/the-11-best-demons-to-summon-1633814/
SIayfire122 ago
Copy. 10-4. Over and Out.
ideologicidal ago
o7
44Magnum ago
Thanks for the heads up and good luck.. Been a screwed up night for us all.
crazy_eyes ago
This was a new one for me
FattyWhale ago
For a moment, I read that as "Voat does not allow 'White' operations at this time".
crazy_eyes ago
So did I at first!
WTF!!!!
blueskywins ago
I got that, too! I think I experienced all their messages lol.
SandHog ago
Nothing more rock n' roll than breaking the Runtime State Vote Rules.
lord_nougat ago
Hah, gayyyyy!
kkkrystal ago
Yeah i saw that too
crazy_eyes ago
how come I'm limited to 14 thousand votes a day?
ForTheUltimate ago
v/introduction is a trap.
everyone calls you a faggot and downvotes you
Durm ago
I keep trying to click that X to close the window. Or click on the background… Literally was like WTF.
NeedleStack ago
Thank you! I was going to post this last night but of course, voat was all screwy.
ExpertShitposter ago
Its censorship1!
ARsandOutdoors ago
Only 102 shy...
crazy_eyes ago
actually I was only 2 too many
thelma ago
WTF..I only have 12000...I put them all as upvotes to you, my master.
thelma ago
shut up, it means you're a noob
Diggernicks ago
Old niggers can deep throat the biggest cocks, they've had lots of practice
Intrixina ago
That's 1 vote every 6 seconds. Don't waste them!
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
Incrementalism if I ever saw it.
Gorillion ago
That is a fuckIng unacceptable limitation on our liberty!!
MadWorld ago
XD Make sure you spend it well, you have got 24 hours to go!
Momo_Applebach ago
oh god oh god he's gonna run out oh fuck
Reverse-Flash ago
Socialism.
420ninja ago
...is the dumbest thing since the invention of democrats
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
NOTHING is dumber than the invention of democrats! Sorry, it just isn't. Socialism is only a concept. It takes really dumb people to make it work.
Malayar ago
Said the boomer ironically
argosciv ago
No worries. Cheers for letting us know that you're on it :)
MadWorld ago
Any idea exactly when did it occur? I have not Voat much today.
argosciv ago
Nah I can't be certain of when it started, been getting errors since I woke up. Could have started (and likely did) before then.
watts2db ago
thanks Putt
B-------D ago
Thankyou for all your hard work. May beautiful women fall willingly into your arms and into your bed at your whim good sir!
tokui ago
Indigestion from refugees.
Solstiare ago
The pet store has hamsters and wheels for them if the current power supply is having issues.
BarrySoetoroIsGay ago
Don't let Richard Gere know.
WhyAserverWasBuilt ago
Thanks. Glad to know you are working on it and not taken down...
Loveraft ago
Steady.
Adminstrater ago
I bet it has to do with the internet. Sometimes the internet tries and stops you from doing stuff. Stupid internet, let me do stuff.
VOALTRON ago
I've got a hammer you can borrow to fix it.
Redditsdead ago
It's called percussive maintenance.
BlueDrache ago
Do you hammer it in the morning?
I_lost_my_password ago
If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning. Hell I'd even hammer in the evening. All over this land.
BlueDrache ago
Too bad that song is a commie song by Pete Segar.
lord_nougat ago
But what about a sickle?
CameraCode ago
I've been smashing my computer and now my screen is broken, did that help at all or does it need more smashing?
watts2db ago
you must be infantry IT guy
thelma ago
No, you seemed to have fixed it....
lord_nougat ago
MC4.5, tops.
VOALTRON ago
Hillary Clinton can give you some pointers on how to properly smash electronics with hammers.
Intrixina ago
Or a Cloth or Something
wonderful_ ago
In her bathroom. Where she keeps her collection of hammers.
Do not look at that corner or I will have to kill you.
Reeequality ago
And my sword ()xxxx{============>
HootersMcBoobies ago
And my axe.
Amphiprion ago
And I stole a cop car, you can borrow it.
17740711? ago
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I've got the jams
BlueDrache ago
Phrasing. Are we still doing that?
17741217? ago
No?
BlueDrache ago
It looks like shit. Your vertical spacing is fucked.
17741927? ago
Will you fix it for me?
BlueDrache ago
No.
Firevine ago
KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKER
KiwiKiller ago
does this include seeing repeat posts after clicking 'next' page?
elitch2 ago
Fucking nozzle me!
DillHoleBagHands ago
I got my bits checked.
YES. CHECK ALL MY BITS. YES.
One-Way_Bus ago
Why not behind over and grab you ankles then to get your bits properly checked?
DillHoleBagHands ago
I like my bits checked, not prooooooooooooobed.
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Soooooo, you like guns?
DillHoleBagHands ago
NICE TRY FBI
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Ha, yeah that's me, F.B.I. (Oh btw, guns are legal you moron. Take the tin foil off your head. Never occurred to you I may just want to talk about guns huh?) Genius.
DillHoleBagHands ago
REEEEEEEEE
It's a common joke around here around the time people were accusing Putt and Atko of dumping data to the feds.
But yes, I do like guns.
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Me too! I like most things that go bang.
DillHoleBagHands ago
I am really into oddball stuff. Mosins, mostly. They used to be cheap.
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
Sheeeeiiit, everything used to be cheap!
dudelol ago
Damn "Globaalist" messing up the nets
Reverse-Flash ago
I thought it was Goebbel's list.
dudelol ago
Lol
ARsandOutdoors ago
Thanks Putt for all the hard work you do!!
High_Sierra_Trail ago
I second that.
WhitePaladin ago
Thank the CIA for financing this website and keeping the servers up.
Atomized_Individual ago
v/privacy
fluhthreeex ago
Yes for sure. Protect yourself from both the CIA AND the NSA using THESE SIMPLE TRICKS!
watts2db ago
I agree with this
Reverse-Flash ago
Did you just call Putt a doll? I feel like I just traveled back to 1942. It's either that or I need glasses.
gazillions ago
I vote to resurrect the noun "doll".
mathemagician33 ago
so weird, I read that as "doll" the first time too.
ARsandOutdoors ago
I thought my eyes was bad lol. Maybe it’s about time you up the font size. I use 14 haha
Eualos ago
You're a doll for all the jokes you've posted
CameraCode ago
Jeez, we've already got a reputation of all being old boomers, you're not helping, grandpa!
RCArmy ago
Stop Being An Arrogant KID! I’m Not A Baby Boomer, But My Siblings Are - Try Saying THANK YOU For Not Allowing Our Country To Be TAKEN OVER Before Now! This Crap Is On YOUR GENERATION, JUNIOR! We CAN Still Kick Ass, But Since We Catered To You Snot-Noses, IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR JOB, WE DID OURS! How About Stop Being An Egomanic For Being The Generation That NEARLY LET THE ENEMY TAKE OVER!?! Get A Real Job, Kid, & Say THANK YOU To Your Parents! No, Not Yet A Grandma - but Im A Vet & I’ll Still ———, So Stop Being A Divisive Weak Sperm That Shouldn’t Have Made It’s Mark, Junior.
LittleDarkAge ago
We nearly let the enemy take over? You're the generation that let in millions of third world savages in the first place, without them we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with. You sold our country down the toilet and have the gall to pretend you didn't. Go take your meds and check in at the old folks home where Shaniqua doesn't change your diaper because whitey needs to pay, you dumb bitch.
RCArmy ago
😂🤣😂🤣😂 You “Falsely Entitled” Little Snot-Nosed Tiny Dickhead, 😂🤣😂! Grow Up, Read A History Book & Stop Talking Until You Actually Have Some FACTS! 1ST, I’m Barely 50 - No Retirement Home/Diapers Needed For Another 30 Years. 2ND, Wasn’t “My Gen” That Let Them In, It Was BUSH, BUSH JR, CLINTON, OBAMA That Made That Choice - MOSTLY DEMS & WASN’T VOTED ON! 3RD, You Sad Little He/She Soy Boy...NO ONE “OWES YOU” ANYTHING IN LIFE - Go Fucking EARN What You Want Or SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Until YOU EARN A GOOD LIFE, THEN LOSE IT DUE TO OTHERS, THEN EARN IT BACK & FIGHT TO DEFEND IT - You Have ZERO To Say To Me, You Sad Little Troll. I’ll Share This With You, What My Army Apache Officer Pilot Son Told His Buddies When They TRIED To Play That “YOUR MAMA...” Game...He Told Me His Response: “😂🤣😂Yeah, Go Ahead & Tell My Mama That - She’s An Old-School Army Vet...She’ll Eat You For A Snack & Come Back For More! She Don’t Play & You’d Better Hope You Never Meet Her & Talk That Shit..She’ll Make You Cry In Front Of Your Troops!” So, soy boy - Tell Me....Where Do You Live? Internet words are FAKE COURAGE. I’m The Real Deal - Put Up Or STFU, COWARD!
LittleDarkAge ago
WHY Do You CAPITALIZE The BEGINNING Of Every WORD? LEARN How To WRITE Properly AND Stop Using CAPS LOCK So Much, It MAKES You LOOK Like A RETARD Who Didn't LEARN Anything In SCHOOL.
Also, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
RCArmy ago
😂🤣😂🤣😂 You’re A NEO-NAZI POS!! “YOU WISH” YOU WERE A NAVY SEAL OR “ANY” HIGH $$$ TRAINED/SKILLED/EXPERIENCED MILITARY VET 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!! I See Your “1 POST/MULTIPLE PSYCHO REPLIES”! HOW PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO “PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY SOOO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR?”!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I’ve Known Many Seals - I KNEW YOU WERE FULL OF SHIT! GOODBYE, HATER...SOOOO SAD! 😘✝️🇺🇸🇳🇮 🖕YOUR TOAST - GET A LIFE!!
LittleDarkAge ago
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
RCArmy ago
Thanx - You’re Looking Me Up 🙂. You Might Want To Let Your Friends Know To Be Thorough...esp since I’VE NEVER HAD A POST OFFICE BOX. Security Cameras - CHECK, Legally Owned Guns - CHECK, Ammo - CHECK. Multiple Army Trained Family Members - CHECK. Whole Conversation/Multiple Postings Screen Shots Of Receiving MULTIPLE DEATH THREATS (Crimes X5) - CHECK. DEATH THREATS OVER THE INTERNET (Crimes X5) - CHECK. CONFESSION OF CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER - CHECK. Notification Of Receiving “Multiple Terroristic Threats Over The Internet” To The FBI - CHECK. Identification Of Conspirators That, ALLEGEDLY Are Using GOVT Sec Clearances To Illegally Track A Citizen For The Purpose Of Committing Murder - PENDING. Update Of New Contact/Terroristic Threats To Commit Murder - PENDING. Oh Yeah, I Should Notify VOAT That They Have A Criminal Threatening To Murder An HONORABLE, Non-Threatening Member Of Their Site, Too. Oh Yeah, I Should Notify The FCC, Since I Have No Doubt That They Will Want To Add Their Own Federal Charges, Too. I WON’T Be Your Scared Victim, But I WILL Make You A “DEFENDANT”. Congrats, You Won The Prize! You should pray that No One Tries To Come Near Me With The Intent Of Causing Bodily Harm, BC YOU Will Be On The Hook For It. Free Speech Is One Thing, TERRORISTIC THREATS & DIRECT THREATS WITH INTENTION TO CAUSE DEATH Is ENTIRELY ANOTHER MATTER, “Friend”. Did I Mention I’m A Criminalist/CSI?! Too Late To Hide. Bye, Toast.
LittleDarkAge ago
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
RCArmy ago
WOW, Sad...Very Sad. You’re Either A PSYCHO Or You’re A FAKE VET. My Gut Says You’re A Dishonorably Discharged Vet - So, Psycho. NO HONORABLE VETERAN Would Talk Like This, Nor State Their STATS So Purposelessly. OK, Troll, I Don’t Scare So Easily & I Don’t Take Death Treats Lightly...If You Try, We Won’t Be Responsible For Your Safety - We Protect All, Including Ourselves. “Little Shit, Huh?” My Former Joking/Endearing Words To My Son & My EX BCD COP VET - Serious Hope This Isn’t You, Stef Or Sh-, But Show Up Packing & The Results Will Be The Same - I’M NO ONE’S WILLING VICTIM, I WILL PROTECT MYSELF. We’re Done Here, Junior.
LittleDarkAge ago
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
RCArmy ago
Yeah, You Finally Realized Your Gonna Pay For Your Death Threats So You Want To Act 😜. Their’s A HUGE Difference BTW Insane & A Psychopath - I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE...I’ve Known BOTH & I Was Raised By A Psychopath, I See You! I Read Your Other Posts & I Know Your NOT Insane (Just Evil). Ok Then, Still Pressing Charges. I Will Not Reply Further - Pretty Sure That The FBI Won’t Be Happy About THIS REPLY, So We Really Are Done Here. See You In Court.
Phantom42 ago
Nope, just the Qultist faggots.
RemoteView8 ago
Just want to point out that Trump is a Boomer.
offender ago
Back in my day the text was a lot bigger and there was more contrast. Also I didn't need to wear glasses. The wife's calling me so I'll be back later, but until then, just remember that there were better times kiddo.
- Henry, Sent from my iPhone
o0shad0o ago
Ctrl-plus-plus-plus-plus-plus.
crazy_eyes ago
You need glasses
Glasses of bourbon
binrobinro ago
Or just hold down the control key, and hit the "+" key a couple of times.
Grumpy_Old_Man ago
How about glasses of beer. God, I love beer. IPA's are awesome.
benjitsu ago
Godammned hipsters tried to ruin it (like beard, mustaches, etc.) however these New England styles have replaced all the polish and czech beers I used to drink
crazy_eyes ago
I love beer as well
BlueDrache ago
https://youtu.be/AOiyksNlrY0
LarryBagelstein ago
This some kind of Reddit circle jerk?
crazy_eyes ago
na
googlewatch ago
We just like to have fun in here. Not all of us hate each other.
watts2db ago
what di you mean? I thought we all hate everyone LOL
Drunkenst ago
butt out
Paladin_Diver ago
Yup, and I use the word "doll" all the time.
FuckUredditFuckuSpez ago
That's because you're a chick. If you're a dude- Stop using the world doll... You fucking faggot.
Skulati ago
doll the time
clamhurt_legbeard ago
dude yessss
i need to buy some port
Skulati ago
"Fino is the driest and palest of the traditional varieties of Sherry and Montilla-Moriles fortified wine."
https://i.imgur.com/JCQ1vK7.jpg
clamhurt_legbeard ago
dude that is pale
benjitsu ago
White port isn't port by definition I think, but it is really fucking good so I will cut it clack. The fortified wine aisle probably draws the widest range of customers of any ;)
clamhurt_legbeard ago
i havent had white port
imma have to go check out the selection
Skulati ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement
clamhurt_legbeard ago
thats beyond pale
Skulati ago
BEYOND THE PALE
An independent Brewing Company
https://btpshop.ca/
clamhurt_legbeard ago
pale ales can actually be good and have rich flavors when people dont try to pretend theyre a lager
HateCumbuckets ago
Here you are gushing over @Puttitout earlier in the thread. Now this.
I'm worried about your manliness Clammy
benjitsu ago
Port is a drink you have to be confident in your manliness about. Bourbon is what everyone who doesn't want people to know about their "curious college" years drinks because they think it manly. (answer:Scotch or Beer)
HateCumbuckets ago
Nothing says manliness, like a vodka cruiser!
benjitsu ago
Honestly I have an appreciation for serious vodka as much as smirnoff is shit and flavoured vodka is gay. All the Dostoesvsky books about hunting with dogs then eating pickles, smoked fish and drinking vodka make it sound pretty masculine (especially having a great large beard, grabbing handfuls of it and sniffing it)
HateCumbuckets ago
Vodka is fantastic, it's my go to drink. The pre mix flavoured ones are awful. But go figure this, I like making my own black Russians. 30ml vodka, 30ml Kahlua, neat on ice.
Zulu2Oscar ago
fyi,Neat-means no ice.
benjitsu ago
The name of that drink should be breakfast of champions
clamhurt_legbeard ago
dude port is legit
have it with peanut butter toast
Vindicator ago
Hmm...might have to try that.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
highly recommend
HateCumbuckets ago
When we were mid teens, we figured out that you could get really cheap bottles of port instead of spumante. I made myself so sick on port, even now the smell can turn my stomach.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
oh dude
i destroyed my liver on rum yers ago
i dont think ive had rum since
HateCumbuckets ago
Oh god. Rum is another one, and the really sweet Southern comfort. That would be my 3 to stay away from.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
i mostly junk drink beer
its really good
HateCumbuckets ago
I have 3 types of beer in the house atm.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
im not sure what i have at the moment
but its dnd night and they will bring me more
HateCumbuckets ago
I actually have 4 types of beer to choose from.
watts2db ago
I wonder what the voat community has to say about my newfound affinity for IPAs
clamhurt_legbeard ago
IPAs are great. What do you like about them?
watts2db ago
I like the Vodoo Ranger, Elysian Space Dust, and Arrogant Bastard
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Ooh, awesome.
The Ranger is all right, but New Belgium used to make an IPA called the Rampant. That was was really good, but I haven't seen it in a long time.
watts2db ago
guess I'll need to keep an eye out for it
watts2db ago
the taste just seemed to grow on me, I think I didn't even like the first one but after that I acquied the taste for it pretty quick
clamhurt_legbeard ago
How many have you had? What sorts of flavors do you get from them?
watts2db ago
some that I tried and liked are Vodoo Ranger, Elysian Space Dust, Stoner makes one called arrogant bastard all those are pretty interesting
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lovely
dark ale sounds nice
Thisismyvoatusername ago
There is nothing unmanly about having your butler bring you some vintage port in the billiards room after dinner while you smoke cigars with your male guests and your wife and the other ladies repair to the sitting room.
Shizy ago
What exactly are they repairing? I thought women couldn't fix things?
Hand_of_Node ago
There, or as below?
Very different conversations and humor in those scenarios.
Thisismyvoatusername ago
Good point. On reflection the first “and” would have been better served by “while”. Now that you have pointed out my grammatical failing, though, I am split on which comma placement I prefer. Both have merits.
SporadicSpasms ago
That's how same-sex orgies start.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
manliest of all orgies
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
go back to reddit faggot
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lol
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
i don't care what snobby bullshit you have going on, if you leave a comment that calls homosexual orgies "the manliest of all orgies" reddit is where you belong, you fucking faggot.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
You're basing that on your 7 months of reading Voat?
Hahaha
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
Be proud of that disgusting, vile thing you wrote, faggot.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
I'm very proud of how sore your butthole is over it. You must be new to free speech.
How old is your reddit account?
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
Holy shit, how can you be this oblivious to how much of a faggot you sound like? Listen here, you fucking retarded boomer, YOU are the only a few tiers above the jew in terms of vileness and degeneration. You should be grateful that me and the rest of the MDE migration actually breathed some life into this boomer, qtard, and jew infested site.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
MDE migration?
You were like the smallest group that ever came here. There were like 30 of you redditors.
Breathed life?
We barely noticed you. Half of your users are people who were already on voat.
You're just mad because a gay orgy truly is the manliest of all orgies. My logic is unassailable.
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
That's bullshit, MDE was and remains one of the most popular subs on the site. Voat mde was a ghost town before us. You should be fucking groveling at my feet, you fucking stupid Boomer serf. You are a conquered people and we are your noblility. You are helots.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
HAHAHAHAHA
Voat is transparent. We can look up subscriber count here.
v/milliondollarextreme has 2796 subscribers putting it on page 7 of the sub list in the 204th spot. Wow.
But there's no shame being beaten by such amazingly popular topics as v/Canada and v/Listentothis
You think spot 204 means you're not a ghost town? lol
I never said that, you retarded ape. Learn to read, then cite your source.
You already did, cuck, hahaha.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
I totally agree. We come here looking for a home and these fucking retards are so spergy that they have no idea what the fuck to say, they only care about their right to say it. Well it's fucking gay, and it's a great way to kill your website. Then you can have all the freedom of speech you want, but you'll be shouting into a fucking void because you have nothing to say and no one to say it to.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
I don't even know if this is satire!
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
It isn't, I am a new user and that really doesn't matter!
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Oh! Well in THAT case:
Nobody cares about your opinions, we're not going to compromise our values because your feelings are hurt, and the only two choices are free speech or censorship.
Given that the reason you are here is because you got censored, yet you're incapable of seeing how YOUR BEHAVIOR led to that and would lead to it here, you're probably too stupid to handle Voat.
If you keep posting I shall insult you a second time.
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
You are ranting and raving about free speech yet you are saying that we should watch what we say on voat? We will not bend over for any set of rules anywhere, be it on Reddit or voat.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
IDK, this seems like a pretty long effortpost in light of the fact that you don't care.
The dichotomy you have set up is deliberately a false one, with two bad options and no real solution. This is typical Jewry.
How exactly did MY BEHAVIOR lead to censorship? Do you know what you are talking about?
Good to know that retards are indeed inescapable on the internet.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Your behavior led to censorship because you allowed and promoted the censorship around you to continue. You did nothing when r/niggers got banned. You did nothing when r/fatpeoplehate got banned. You didn't do anything when r/gundeals got banned or any other sub you didn't go to. You're fine with censorship. You have no moral objection to it. You're just mad you can't talk about your stuff, so you come here without understanding you are the trash that caused the problem.
You are as bad as the ragheads and chimpanzees flooding Europe. You demand we change our behavior because people like you will leave if we don't. We specifically do this to keep you people out. This is the Voat immune system. You are a disease trying to infect us. You won't last long here.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
I wasn't even on reddit when any of that happened retard. I had no idea any of those communities even existed. I bascially only ever used reddit for like two or three things, mainly pertaining to my career, and I never got interested in the drama. Our old sub being band was my first taste of censorship on reddity, which I despise mostly and always tried to avoide at all costs. I didn't even read the rest of your comment because whoever it is directed at, it isn't me, but I am sure it's a bunch of gay sounding larpy shit anyways, just what I'd expect from a fatass ledditor in a guy fawkes mask.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
You JOINED reddit after it had openly shown itself to ban multiple groups with tens of thousands of users for wrongthink?
You're exactly to blame for reddit. I rest my case.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
How was I supposed to be keen on all that bullshit? You're a fucking retard, not everyone knows about these internet shitholes, me occasionally trawling Reddit despite its problems isn't the problem. ISPs shutting down entire domains is the real fight, we can always create our own spaces if we have that. Twitter too. But Reddit is for faggots like you anyways, so nobody cares. And by fighting so hard for Reddit, you are neglecting other more important fronts, namely ISPs and twitter. Moreover, by blaming ME jsut because I once used the website, instead of the actual Reddit admins who are actually to blame, your point is even more obfuscated and retarded. You're more to blame for the loosing battle than I am. Fuck you.
CameraCode ago
Don't worry about it much, pretty much everyone was on reddit at some point or another, and they are lying if the say they weren't. The obsession with reddit is lame, most goats don't really care.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
ty fren
clamhurt_legbeard ago
LOL
Yeah, don't worry about CloudFlare censoring your website like dailystormer. Don't worry about credit card processors demonetizing your site. Don't worry about any of the things already happening, goy.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
Actually I AM worried about all of those problems. The banks are probably the biggest one actually. The point is that ALL of these matter more than reddit, you disingenuous kike faggot!
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Derp, reddit is one of the leaders in this shit.
Wake up, kid. They all work together.
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
I didn't know that and I am glad to learn something new. But you don't have to accuse me of being the problem because of that. I insist that I am not the problem, and I'd love to be a part of the solution (especially a final one). Sorry for calling you a kike faggot. It was rude.
Mumbleberry ago
Lift the bans
Not_A_Rock_Licker ago
Even if I had known, I wouldnt have given a fuck. You're a fucking retard, not everyone cares about these internet shitholes. ISPs shutting down entire domains is the real fight, we can always create our own spaces if we have that. Twitter too. But Reddit is for faggots like you anyways, so nobody cares. And by fighting so hard for Reddit, you are neglecting other more important fronts, namely ISPs and twitter. You're exactly to blame for the loosing battle. Fuck you, faggot.
CameraCode ago
There are young people who don't have the time to research the history of every single website before they join them, give him a break. Not everyone has been on the internet for decades and knows all the lore.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
It wasn't exactly secret. And to then flee from a website with a reputation of censorship, come to a refugee of free speech, then demand censorship is retarded on the level of African refugees.
heygeorge ago
Clammy not behaving faggy enough?
HateCumbuckets ago
Getting too faggy for my liking
heygeorge ago
You like your beards butch. Got it.
HateCumbuckets ago
Fucken oath. A manly beard that tickles your balls when they get to the base, is awesome.
Agrianian_Javelineer ago
It doesn't matter if you are ironically saying fag shit, you are still saying fag shit. You fucking kike
crazy_eyes ago
hell yeah!
Jobbyweecha ago
I demand that you at least buy me dinner before checking my bits. I'm classy like that.
Momo_Applebach ago
im comin fo dat booty
xenoPsychologist ago
(╭☞ತ益ತ)╭☞
das booty.
wonderful_ ago
Swiggity Swooty
I_lost_my_password ago
Swiggity swag https://youtu.be/8c4WNyVleCU
Reverse-Flash ago
Your bits are dinnner.
WeekendBaker ago
Chompin at the bit
User890020 ago
Is that you, C_A Google?
wonderful_ ago
But father!
d i n n e r
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I always enjoy the ride, it's why I'm the Mustard. Good Luck Putt!
CameraCode ago
I don't want to get off Mr.Putt's wild ride.
LDIP ago
Thanks for update. You rock
Lyonessrising ago
Is that why I'm back to 5 points?😕
Mustard_of_puppets ago
No that's because you suck.
Lyonessrising ago
Mustard...hmm.....
Reverse-Flash ago
He just rocketed up to 6.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
Not if I can help it.
Reverse-Flash ago
It may sound cliche but Q predicted this.
Mustard_of_puppets ago
I predicted Q so it shoudl all balances out
SandHog ago
So this is all your fault. I knew it!
TheBuddha ago
The number of guitar goats in this thread is amusing.
I warned voat that the guitar cabal was taking over the site. They didn't believe me.
crazy_eyes ago
I had a conversation with my son about the guitar cabal this morning. I told them the Guitar Cabal was taking over the world next!
TheBuddha ago
And so it shall be!
They didn't believe me when I said the cabal was taking over Voat, but here we are!
We should start with a small country, like Luxembourg.
crazy_eyes ago
Funny thing I was born in Luxembourg
TheBuddha ago
I didn't know that.
crazy_eyes ago
I know, that's why it's funny!
I have had dreams where I was the king LoL
The Guitar Canal is taking over
TheBuddha ago
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?"
crazy_eyes ago
All I been doing lately is one woman after another after another. So that's probably what's going to happen tomorrow. And the next day, and the one after that. What a crazy situation I live in.
Anyways
How was the rally school trip?
TheBuddha ago
It was awesome. EH sucks, but she will improve by putting her hours in and with continued practice of the skills she's so far learned. She murdered many cones.
It was much more physical activity than I should have done, but it was worth it. She had a wonderful time, as did I. The skills she learns are very, very applicable to vehicle control on a public motorway. That's very much a big reason for choosing rally school. Those skills directly translate to complete vehicle control. This will make her a safer, better driver.
On the other hand, I'm in a significant degree of discomfort and will likely be mostly prone for a few days. I probably should be using my wheelchair and crutches, but I'm retarded and am just hobbling around - which only increases my discomfort.
It's only 18:00 and I'm already in bed, and have been in bed for quite some time, probably about an hour. I expect I'll be prone for a while. Still, it was worth it and we both had a grand time. She's not yet any good at it. She will improve, of this I'm certain.
crazy_eyes ago
Yeah the experience and skills she learned there will definitely help her driving ability going forward.
It's awesome that you had a great time. I was wondering about you hurting from that, cause I remember when you told me about the lemon rally, you said the doctor wouldn't clear you for that till next year.
At least you survived. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
TheBuddha ago
I didn't do much driving, just a bit of showing off. Also, I had an emergency kill switch and a brake pedal of my own - so getting seriously injured was extremely unlikely.
crazy_eyes ago
Still isn't a rally car a pretty rough ride
TheBuddha ago
Very much so. All race cars are rough rides, in my experience.
crazy_eyes ago
Well it's time for the next float in my parade!
She does dye her hair! You were right!
Have a great night!
Talk to you later
TheBuddha ago
Drive safe!
crazy_eyes ago
Yeah. That's for sure.
Good thing you got those pills
TheBuddha ago
Damned right! They don't really make the pain go away, they just make me not care as much. My tolerance levels have gone up, so they're not as effective as they were. I don't really want them to increase the dosage, however. I kinda save them up and use more on the bad days.
SandHog ago
Hell yeah. I've been playing but have been distracted with other things lately so I've not recorded anything. I do plan on rectifying that here in the next week or two though.
TheBuddha ago
I hope so. The threads have been magnificent lately. The sticky has given us lots more participation.
SandHog ago
Awesome! I've missed the last couple Friday's threads and need to go back and check them out here at some point.
COF ago
Don't forget it's all in the archives for easy reference, both the tracks and the links to each thread. I'll get to last Fridays tonight or tomorrow.
SandHog ago
I didn't! I appreciate you taking the time to do that COF.
TheBuddha ago
They have been pretty awesome. @cynicaloldfart opened the last one, for the first time. I was unable to attend, due to real life adventures. So, he ran it for us and did a fine job. I also haven't listened to all the tracks. I did listen to @crazy_eyes' song about black/darkness. I forgot the title, 'cause I do drugs.
EH and I did Sweet Home Alabama and COF shared that for us, along with a live jam from our last performance. That one was chosen to highlight EH's improved skills behind the board. She's come a long ways and has done so rapidly. Last week, and weekend, I took her to the rally driving school a few mountains over. She killed many innocent cones, but will improve with time and practice.
Anyhow, the guitar threads have taken on a big new group of people. I no longer even recognize all of the names. I no longer am able to track progress for everyone, but I can assert that many have made marked improvements in their playing and recording. To see that, and the increased participation, warms me to my very cockles. Not that I know what cockles are, but I'm quite certain they are warmed.
It is a good thing, that weekly thread. It's great to see that the overwhelming majority are able to appreciate it and it's even greater to see the community participation. As tempting as it is to take credit, it's really y'all who make the thread what it is. Otherwise, the thread would be titled something like Listen To TheBuddha Play Guitar. It's quite distinctly not titled that.
SandHog ago
It's really blossomed into something special. Hopefully it will inspire other subverses to do similar things. I suspect that is what Putt is trying to encourage with it being a recurring global sticky. It would really be a good thing for Voat if more people did similar things for whatever hobbies they are into.
Oh shit, EH is behind the wheel now huh? Smashing road cones is much more preferable to deer. Not to mention a whole lot cheaper! Speaking of which, how has the healing process been coming along? Everything getting knitted back together properly?
TheBuddha ago
Yeah, he likes the thread. I asked him to sticky it and he felt that was a good idea. I admit my bias, but I also think it is a good idea.
Yeah, she's learning to drive. We are going to do some amateur rally races this season, specifically rallycross. She's a cone murderer, still. She will improve.
My leg is still pretty fucked, but I'm healing. I'm able to hobble on it, without any aids. I seldom use crutches, cane, or wheelchair. I'll probably use my chair a bit this week, as six days at rally school was a lot more work than I probably should be doing. It is what it is, thanks for asking.
It'll be another year of properly mending. Meh...
SandHog ago
That rally stuff always looked like a blast to me. I don't know that there is anything like that in my area but I should poke around and see. If EH learns how to handle her whiskey, when she gets old enough, on top of her guitar playing and rally driving none of the boys will be able to keep up with her lol.
Oh good, I'm glad you are able to get around mostly unassisted these days. I had been wondering about that. It's crazy how much longer things take to heal the older you get.
TheBuddha ago
Look up rallycross. There's likely to be events local to you.
SandHog ago
Hmm, nothing super close by. I'm guessing it's only a matter of time though. I bet it's pretty popular because it sure does look like a lot of fun.
TheBuddha ago
Then start something. In rallycross, you don't even need a special vehicle. People often just use their daily driver. The course is marked out with cones, so you're not going to smash into trees and shit.
In our case, we are just going to build a new car for it. The goal being to build it ourselves and on a budget. So, I'm replacing the missus' Impreza and going to use that.
SandHog ago
I don't know that my interest level is quite that high, haha. Plus I'd have to buy another car since what I currently drive wouldn't really work and I could spend that money on an amp instead. I'm not ready to do that just yet but I do plan on picking your brain when the time comes!
TheBuddha ago
I'm more than happy to answer questions. It's just a hobby for me, but I enjoy it a great deal. I've taken many, many classes and driven many different vehicles on a variety of surfaces. It isn't even all that expensive to get into motorsports at some level.
FuckYourSafespace ago
Another water hazard?
insanitea ago
W A T E R G A T E
FuckYourSafespace ago
Damn jews, always chewing off the foreskins.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Ok but we love you puttputt.
middle-path ago
yr ghey
clamhurt_legbeard ago
youre not even the real middle path lol
ExpertShitposter ago
u gonna bang him?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
just a little in the buttbutt
xenoPsychologist ago
right in the putthole.
PygmyGoat ago
What what in the butt?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
just be gentle
im delicate like a flower
TheBuddha ago
Bullshit.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lol nooooo
stop telling people how tough i am
TheBuddha ago
Your anus is made of steel.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
no but i am titanium plated
TheBuddha ago
Save the lies for your friends.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
no
that one is real
TheBuddha ago
Uh huh.
lord_nougat ago
But no homo.
Or only moderate homo, at the most.
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clamhurt_legbeard ago
were both laughing cuz we know its a joke
you get distracted and cum on my face and almost shoot me in the eye
White_Collar_Crimnal ago
That's a lot. Moderate that is.