I wont read all that. Meth is my best guess. If I was Putt I would knock you out of the house.

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Ipodally 5.7 years ago

Dang I had the link right here too. http://www.johnsonville.com/products/original-breakfast-links.html

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Shizy 5.7 years ago

@Ipodally I'm so sorry but I'm going to have to delete this post as it is an opinion and doesn't meet submission rules. Please feel free to discuss ideas like this in the comment sections of other posts, or repost and include a link to help support your theory in some way. Thank you for understanding and please let me know if you have any questions about submissions.

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bopper 5.7 years ago

OP please provide a link (per rules), we are tying to keep the opinion pieces at a minimum ... providing some kind of link keeps the quality of the posts up.

You can edit to provide a link (but you can't edit your headline - only the area where you made your comment).

Otherwise we gotta delete. Thanks! @Shizy @srayzie

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srayzie 5.7 years ago

Good job @Bopper. When are you going to let me put an M next to your name and make it official? See? You can do it!

Look at this lady @Shizy @Think- 🙌🏻 👏🏻

Someone’s gonna yell at you and say “you’re not even a mod faggot so butt out!” Then you will get sad.

I’m gonna send you a link. Don’t read it. 😁 You just 🤐 and accept.

An M will appear by your name. It will just mean “maid”. No worries. 🙄 Then you just keep doing what you’re doing. If someone is mean, me and Shizy will beat them up for you!

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Vindicator 5.7 years ago

Bopper would make a great maid. I mean, mod!

An M will appear by your name. It will just mean “maid”. No worries

Ain't that the truth. What they don't tell you about is the state of the sheets you have to change.

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Shizy 5.7 years ago

Ewwwwwwww! Don't tell him that though, he won't take the job!

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srayzie 5.7 years ago

Well @Think- always says that @Bopper is my Hispanic maid. So I would just be confirming it. 😁 @Shizy

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Shizy 5.7 years ago

M for maid is perfect right @bopper? And you know for sure that if anyone is mean to you we will beat them up and take their lunch money!

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srayzie 5.7 years ago

I’d keep the money tho. Just sayin. I want a Q 👜 @HeyGeorge doesn’t keep his promises, so I have no other options at this point. 🙄

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heygeorge 5.7 years ago

Sorry, dear, too busy fighting the good fight! The sockpuppets have upped their game around here now that QRV is about.

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srayzie 5.7 years ago

I notice they don’t seem to like you guys very much! Hmmm 🙄

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heygeorge 5.7 years ago

It’s only a couple pretending to be many more. I know sometimes I can be a tad caustic, but it’s usually in fun and overall I’m pretty much helpful! It’s not the first time I’ve suffered slings and arrows around here.

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ESOTERICshade 5.7 years ago

And you know for sure that if anyone is mean to you we will beat them up and take their lunch money!

That made me laugh out loud. For real. That was my first smile of the day. :)

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srayzie 5.7 years ago

@Bopper is seriously probably one of the sweetest, most gentle souls on Voat. He gets his feelings hurt easily and hates confrontation. He always calls me and @Shizy 😂

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Crensch 5.7 years ago

@Vindicator @think- @kevdude @shizy @EricKaliberhall

"Hi, my name is ESOTERIC, and I'm a half ass shade tree Talmud scholar. This is part 1 of my introduction. You are now reading part 2:"

"I realize I made a HUGE mistake letting you guys know my weak points, but I'll try my best to make it seem like I really don't care about you bringing up my METH problems again and again."

"While we're at it, I claim to have gotten FUCKED IN THE ASS AS A LITTLE KID, and TORTURED for 7 YEARS with MICROWAVES by the deep state! You believe me, don't you? #believe"

"I like to repeat my manipulation tactic of trying to make my real life sound better than yours by telling you to get a job and mentioning "boots" and "coffee table" like a cringe-worthy little faggot. Do you feel shame yet, goyim? Oh yeah, YOU ARE A METH HEAD."

"My comments often seem completely retarded, and don't actually seem to be responding to the parent comment or subverse, like this one. In it, I once again affirm that METH is a huge part of my life, and a very deep, personal thing for me."

"If I could ban Crensch, I would; I also think he's the butthole of Voat. I think people care about my opinion, because I claim I was targeted by a witch coven."

"Did I mention METH was a huge part of my JEWISH life? I like presenting snark and projecting onto others how my friend's meth addiction is a case for the books, and how I need to get help to deal with it."

"I like to ping putt and ask him to KILL users I don't like. I once saw a kid get hacked up for his 1.5 MILLION DOLLAR organs, and then he was tossed into a pile with other dead kids, which reminds me: Is anyone else going Trick or Mething with their family for Halloween?"

"Occasionally I'll say something like "I'm leaving" or "I'm done here" or "I don't care" or "I don't need all this", but I stick around anyway and continue to respond, proving myself a liar over and over again. It's the meth talking. I'm sure of it."

"Did you know I SAVED /v/pizzagate with my vote manipulation and harassment of legitimate users? I saved it by harassing them until they left. Look at the active user list - aren't you proud of me? No, I still can't get my daddy's approval, and the rest of my family is still addicted to meth. Do I get pity points for that? Did you see how I totally made Q look legitimate by hating on Q?"

"Look at how pathetically beta I am, trying to suck up to a female that hates my guts. This is how I start grooming women online - lots of compliments and smiley faces and feel-good bullshit. They never know that I'll poison their minds into thinking I'm a good guy and the mods are evil when the opposite is true. I also won't tell them about being a TALMUDIC SCHOLAR JEW or that I have a meth addiction."