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TheBuddha ago

I told you he was abducted by aliens!

ZetaReticulan ago

Of course we abducted him. We needed to feed him space weed

TheBuddha ago

Don't lie, aliens are rapists. I've seen the people who claim they were abducted and they often say they were anally probed. Aliens are fucking rapists.

My butthole, my choice! Build the damned space wall!