The Jedi suck at math because... (Mathematics)

submitted ago by voltronsdicks

... they say, "only a Sith deals in absolutes." But the only reason math is correct is because it depends on the absolute. Relative answers like "my truth" are where we derive Oprah Winfrey type bullshit.

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SerialBrain2 ago

2 reasons because The Jedi sucks at math:

  1. He can only count up to 4: JEDI=1+2+3+4=28.

  2. When I claimed in a dissertation that "THE JEDI SUCKS" is a sentence that SOUNDS GOOD, I got an A+

SearchVoat ago

Bleep bloop, someone mentioned this post!

'As a long time Voat user I ask my fellow goats to chill with the downvotes.' was posted in v/theawakening and includes this reply from @KosherHiveKicker:

It goes a bit farther than just attitude...

Here is a thread on reddit where they discuss how to manipulate Voat.co on multiple levels.

You now know what to do: walk around VOAT OUTSIDE of theawakening sub and comment here and there to get these points.

EDIT: here is one VOAT comment where I will need your upvotes: https://voat.co/v/Mathematics/2625872/13816033

Thank you

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