Public pools are disgusting, I will never swim in one again. (whatever)

submitted ago by Tuftedtitmouse

Think of all the disgusting things that are left in public pools (especially water parks).

  1. Fecal matter
  2. Cum
  3. Boogers
  4. Blood
  5. Puss
  6. Bandaids
  7. Dandruff
  8. Fold cheese from fatties
  9. Pubic hairs
  10. Spit / loogies from coughing while sick
  11. Toe jam
  12. Urine
  13. Ear wax

Sure, they add tons of chemicals to kill all that stuff, but now you are soaking yourself in heavy chlorines and other acids, on top of the now dead, but still present items listed above.

Just the thought of it makes me gag.

flopsymopsy ago

Black kids at my local pool used to shit in it when they wanted to go home...every single day. They shit, pool called the police, police gave them a lift home. Every single day.

claire_lovely ago

Ocean swimming can be very nice, I don't like public pools.

Twinkgoat ago

And don't forget the online vids of people having sex in resort pools.

KILLtheRATS ago

..... wait until you realize there are public hot tubs. The filters of a hottub get twice as dirty in half the time and are 1/20 the size

derraboof123 ago

I'm not squeamish, and they're all bad, but #8 got to me in a big way for some reason. Ugh, shudder....

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yep, it's a big factor for me too. Imagine the stink and cream that exists in those folds being dissolved by the pool chemicals. Many fatties have admitted to using public pools as their MONTHLY baths.

thirdsargon ago

It's not the pool, it's the public.

SpecialtyPizza ago

Big deal. Wont kill you.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

I never said it would. It's just gross to me.

dampkitty ago

Germans would lose to have a relatively clean pool like that,

all theirs are full of muslim turds now, thanks Merkel and Junkers

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/01/germany-muslim-migrants-defecate-in-pool-invade-girls-changing-rooms

Ilisyer ago

You missed diseases and parasites like E. Coli and Cryptosporidium and other human transmissible diseases. From all that diarrhea, poor hygiene; unwashed buttholes, etc.

A public pool is not far off from a sewer or maybe a public toilet that hasn't been cleaned in a while. All that infectious poo splatter you might find all over the bowl... That's in the pool.

CDC: Recreational Water Illnesses Of course the stock image is a niglet... No wait, the nigger is the infectious agent; It's a warning.

CDC: Visiting Oceans, Lakes, and Rivers Less related, but more anti-white prograganda. More niggers on top, miscegenation below.

The CDC has no credibility when it comes to the health of white people. They clearly hate you and want to see you gone.

The_Mandalorian ago

The typical smell of bathhouses and public pools is the smell of chlorine reacting with urine in the water. Mark rober on YouTube has a video on it. Tried it myself with two different buckets. Feels good to have a private pool.

KingMortales ago

I grew up constantly swimming in pools, water parks, and the ocean, and I rarely got sick. I still rarely get sick and I'm not a pussy ass little bitch. If it can only bother you when you think about it then it's not worth thinking about.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Ok tough guy. Enjoy soaking your head in cheese from the inner rolls of a 400lb Instagram model.

Pickle_Rick ago

I don't think anybody is cumming in the pool. Right?

Tuftedtitmouse ago

People fuck in pools all the time. I've caught people doing it at hotels before

Pickle_Rick ago

That's hot.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

[member for 26 days]

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yeah and? What's the point? I make a new account every few months. It's kind of funny when I get these comments because in reality I have been here for 4+ years.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

No you haven't.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yes, I have.

Smallest_Skil ago

I was a good swimmer when I was younger, loved the pools. Now the thought of it grosses me out for what the OP said. I have not been to a pool in many many years because its gross.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Exactly. It's just gross. I know lakes and rivers have animal piss and bacteria and blah blah blah, pools are just concentrated human waste and I choose not to dip my body in it. Also, the chemicals in a pool strip your skin of beneficial bacteria.

jimibulgin ago

I was at the YMCA once and this lady get out of the lap pool screaming. A yoof had pulled down his pants and dropped a deuce in the water. She was screaming, "I'm wearing goggles, I can see everything underwater!"

who wants to play "guess the race...."?

BurqaFart ago

The office staff at our apartment complex locked the bathrooms near the pool because muh corona. Now everybody just pisses in the pool.

superspathi ago

Every drop of water you drink has been pissed out by something.

Jippymausen ago

I remember having a couple friends who admitted that they pissed in pools and acted like it was no big deal. Disgusting.

HappyMealBullshit ago

Why are so many people shitting in pools? In over thirty years of life Ive never once had the urge or need to shit in a pool.

B166-ER ago

Fish poop in the ocean. Doesn't stop me.

mrnicegoy ago

I remember I was at a gold's gym and they had a full hot tub in the bathroom not far away from urinals and sinks and stuff it was so gross, hardly anybody used it. One of the gym workers was taking some chlorine measurements and a guy asked him what he was doing he replied, "checking the ppm", the guy asked "what's that, pubes per million?" Whole lockerroom loses it....but it was only funny because it's true!

kammmmak ago

OP.. 26 days SCP: 23 (+23 | -0) CCP: 1k (+1.1k | -110)

Only if blacks will I not.

All of my best memories revolve around rivers, lakes, oceans And pools.

Humansized ago

city scum problems.

Civil_Warrior ago

Niggers.

Deal breaker.

Jiggggg ago

This is why I dream of being able to have my own pool. Clean Whites only

Leveraction ago

Don't go to the glenwood hot springs, colo. Wall to wall people. ALL of them 3rd world shithole sand niggers. I, thank God never got in when i saw a turd floating and these 7th century filthy disgusting nignogs using it as their personal bath tub. Demanded a refund. Used to be a nice place, NOT now.

Gibbsmecrack ago

Yes. Same with water parks or hotel pools. It's disgusting.

blackzetsu ago

"Fold cheese from fatties"

You got me with that one. Hard to contain laughter, geez that was good

Fried-Laptop ago

  1. Niggers

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yes, but plenty of white land whales love to swim in pools.

78616BC93459 ago

It's the only way they can get relief from gravity. Comically, they float so hard they literally can't go underwater. It's worth throwing in silver dollars to watch a fatty try to submerge. They can't.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Haha, that is true. They also will sit in a pool for 3 hours, just floating around, then go on Instagram and say they 'exercised for 3 hours today'.

Fried-Laptop ago

Spreading their legs & gargli g the pool water then going on twatter claiming sex w/ a dozen HOT guys & girls this afternoon

Tuftedtitmouse ago

I love their little mohawks.

New-World-Ebola ago

it's highly racist not wanting to swim in fecal matter

AlphaOmega ago

I was a swimmer for my entire youth and finished at the Olympic trial level. I was in a pool for an average of 20 hours a week for the last 8 years of my career. I'm now in my 40's and have no health problems to show for it.

Leveraction ago

You kinda missed the point. Try to keep up mkay?

Inatehiggers ago

Do you live around diversity?

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Good to hear. But that wasn't really my point. Just gross to me.

SmaugTheGolden ago

Oh, forgot to mention teenager's discharge. From 12-17 they have heavy discharge. Yuck

Pickle_Rick ago

What are ypu talking about?

SmaugTheGolden ago

The fact that teenage girls often have discharge from their vaginas in the ages between 12-17. Actually, my wife told me that bc was reading what Op said up top aloud and my wife chimes in and says, "Gross, girls discharge too", then started to tell me the rest, so I commented that here bc that is gross and it's in pools.

Pickle_Rick ago

I'm with that other guy. Sign me up for a frothy mug of teenage girl discharge.

tony2shirts ago

Wanna go half on a six pack? lol

Pickle_Rick ago

Most certainly.

SmaugTheGolden ago

Lol. It's as easy as going to the pool when it's crowded with girls.

tony2shirts ago

I would love to taste that

jimibulgin ago

shut the fuck up you degenerate kike.

tony2shirts ago

Age of consent is 16 in my state so those last 2 years would be completely legal... but I imagine the younger you go the sweeter it gets.

SmaugTheGolden ago

Just be in a public pool then bc it for sure will be there. lol

SmaugTheGolden ago

One time was at our local public pool at night and there goes a turd floating by about 8 feet away. Fucking disgusting.

Shlarb123 ago

It was just a Baby Ruth.

SmaugTheGolden ago

From someone's ass.

tanukihat ago

They didn't used to be like that. I wonder what changed?

fusir ago

Why the fuck did we teach them to swim?

Notice also that they are on the relatively deep end and they can still stand. Someone built that park with them in mind.

Smallest_Skil ago

so many wild animals in that pool gross.

tanukihat ago

Can you believe there was a time when wild animals were forbidden by law to be in the pool? What changed?

Smallest_Skil ago

jews.

fightknightHERO ago

There is aids in the water

rndmvar ago

No, that's Ebola.

tanukihat ago

POOL'S CLOSED bobba

Rizzo9000 ago

Yes.

MrPank ago

Yeah I dont get it. As a kid I dont remember them being nearly as fucking gross. Now? If a pool that isnt already infested with niggers or spics, it looks like it has been recently. Private pools only.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yeah, I will swim in my friend's private pool, because I know they are hygienic people, but even then I still feel kind of squirmy, I won't put my head under. We live near a small river that is crystal clear. I swim in there daily.

78616BC93459 ago

Clear don't mean shit. Hope there's no population of Mexicans within 50 miles or I guarantee there's shit and piss in that river at a minimum.

Plavonica ago

Or an illegal grow op upstream. There would be enough poison in the runoff to kill anything on the banks of that river for miles.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Luckily very few, but what grosses me out is the sheer concentration of the listed items above. At least in lakes and rivers it's diluted 10s of thousands of times more than in a pool. It's also been my experience that most (not all) degenerates swim in pools over lakes and rivers. Obviously there are exceptions. Lastly, my point was not to imply I didn't think there is bacteria and stuff in lakes or rivers too, just that given the choice, I would never step foot or toe in a public pool.

ShackelfordRusty ago

To be fair, as a kid you probably didn't notice or care as much.

Mustard_of_puppets ago

Now do lakes.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Depends on the lake. Some are gross, some are pristine.

ketoll ago

I've went cliff diving at a lake once and a couple of times swallowed some of the lake water by accident (goes up your nose, etc). Who knows what was in that. Never again.

AR47 ago

Every lake I have been too smells of dead fish and gasoline.

Gibbsmecrack ago

Lake superior is amazing. Super cold but that's what makes it crystal clear. Lake Michigan is okay but it seems to have a lot of algae in it compared to 20 years ago. Idk about Huron. Erie is full of toxic algae and Ontario I don't know about.

Eleutheria ago

Erie is the worst. Even when I went there 15 years ago, the shoreline was covered in algae. I can't imagine that has gotten any better.

BalfourYourFace ago

I was at LA fitness swimming there, one time I saw this chink bitch shaving her legs and rinsing the razor out in the jacuzzi, I saw this chick faggot blow his nose into his hand and flick it into the pool and then I saw this fat as fuck Indian with a turban on get out of the sauna and dip himself directly into the pool. This was three visits In a row. I just thought Holy shit this disgusting shit happens ALL THE TIME FUCK THIS.

never went back. I miss my high school and college pool where only water polo and swim teams used it... Clean AS FUCK

AngryInVirginia ago

Oh Lord! I just realized that I was guilty of the blowing my nose thing when I was a child. Where do I repent??

BalfourYourFace ago

He wasn't even in the pool, idiot

AngryInVirginia ago

My gosh! I am such an idiot!

KingMortales ago

Don't, people are fucking pussies nowadays. Not everything has to be 100% sterile.

Iamthelightning ago

South Park - Minorities in my water park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H9C7hR-rMM

AlexanderMorose13 ago

Pipi's Splashdown with a mock Mario Bros. owner was pretty funny. The entire park getting so full of pee that it floods the neighboring counties was hilarious. The cure to pee being bananas put me on the floor.

McBoogerballs ago

What's the matter for you? You don't appreciate a Peepee's water park?

fusir ago

I like how south park correlated the number of minorities with the concentration of the urine.

McBoogerballs ago

Can always count on south park to slap the truth upside our heads. The degenerate Mr Slave & Ms Garrison, stupid spoiled whore, the goobacks, smug... Great show

TrialsAndTribulation ago

Agree, used to be great. It's such a shame Trey Parker totally cucked. The last five seasons have been unwatchable, preachy, and SJW level faggotry.

McBoogerballs ago

I agree, stopped watching shortly after pc principle became a thing

Tuftedtitmouse ago

It all went down hill when they started to crank out episodes in a week. The writing went to shit. Also, when they made each season one long episode, it went way down hill.

TrialsAndTribulation ago

Spot on. They were at their peak in the season with the Coon and Friends and the Deepwater Horizon parody. I could even deal with it when they made the season episodes a continuous story. But when they started getting preachy about social justice, especially with the introduction of PC Principal, it just looked like they were giving in the PC culture and I lost interest. I download and watch them just to keep up, but they're depressing and pointless and I don't ever re-watch them as I do with earlier episodes.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Seasons 6-12 were the best work.

TrialsAndTribulation ago

This always happens when creators start to take their parody characters too seriously. They're supposed to be one-dimensional, and when you give them too much depth, the satire is blunted.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Hahahaha, mexicans everywhere.