Public pools are disgusting, I will never swim in one again. (whatever)

submitted ago by Tuftedtitmouse

Think of all the disgusting things that are left in public pools (especially water parks).

  1. Fecal matter
  2. Cum
  3. Boogers
  4. Blood
  5. Puss
  6. Bandaids
  7. Dandruff
  8. Fold cheese from fatties
  9. Pubic hairs
  10. Spit / loogies from coughing while sick
  11. Toe jam
  12. Urine
  13. Ear wax

Sure, they add tons of chemicals to kill all that stuff, but now you are soaking yourself in heavy chlorines and other acids, on top of the now dead, but still present items listed above.

Just the thought of it makes me gag.

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McBoogerballs ago

What's the matter for you? You don't appreciate a Peepee's water park?

fusir ago

I like how south park correlated the number of minorities with the concentration of the urine.

McBoogerballs ago

Can always count on south park to slap the truth upside our heads. The degenerate Mr Slave & Ms Garrison, stupid spoiled whore, the goobacks, smug... Great show

TrialsAndTribulation ago

Agree, used to be great. It's such a shame Trey Parker totally cucked. The last five seasons have been unwatchable, preachy, and SJW level faggotry.

McBoogerballs ago

I agree, stopped watching shortly after pc principle became a thing

Tuftedtitmouse ago

It all went down hill when they started to crank out episodes in a week. The writing went to shit. Also, when they made each season one long episode, it went way down hill.

TrialsAndTribulation ago

Spot on. They were at their peak in the season with the Coon and Friends and the Deepwater Horizon parody. I could even deal with it when they made the season episodes a continuous story. But when they started getting preachy about social justice, especially with the introduction of PC Principal, it just looked like they were giving in the PC culture and I lost interest. I download and watch them just to keep up, but they're depressing and pointless and I don't ever re-watch them as I do with earlier episodes.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Seasons 6-12 were the best work.

TrialsAndTribulation ago

This always happens when creators start to take their parody characters too seriously. They're supposed to be one-dimensional, and when you give them too much depth, the satire is blunted.