Public pools are disgusting, I will never swim in one again. (whatever)

submitted ago by Tuftedtitmouse

Think of all the disgusting things that are left in public pools (especially water parks).

  1. Fecal matter
  2. Cum
  3. Boogers
  4. Blood
  5. Puss
  6. Bandaids
  7. Dandruff
  8. Fold cheese from fatties
  9. Pubic hairs
  10. Spit / loogies from coughing while sick
  11. Toe jam
  12. Urine
  13. Ear wax

Sure, they add tons of chemicals to kill all that stuff, but now you are soaking yourself in heavy chlorines and other acids, on top of the now dead, but still present items listed above.

Just the thought of it makes me gag.

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Fried-Laptop ago

  1. Niggers

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Yes, but plenty of white land whales love to swim in pools.

78616BC93459 ago

It's the only way they can get relief from gravity. Comically, they float so hard they literally can't go underwater. It's worth throwing in silver dollars to watch a fatty try to submerge. They can't.

Tuftedtitmouse ago

Haha, that is true. They also will sit in a pool for 3 hours, just floating around, then go on Instagram and say they 'exercised for 3 hours today'.

Fried-Laptop ago

Spreading their legs & gargli g the pool water then going on twatter claiming sex w/ a dozen HOT guys & girls this afternoon