That sounds like a pretty fun idea, actually! I sure hope I'd think of doing that eventually.
But I'd totally start by SMITING you! God just hasn't smitten people like He used to do all the time in the old testament, and it needs to be brought back!
Make the walls is Isreal fall. Bring the creature bafomet into form and have it capture all and rule there and change the hearts of all npcs (any race) to desire to move there, let him reign for 7 years to show the rest of the world what not to do. Then bring brimstone and fire to the place. Once decimated, create a new temple for Jesus!
As a Christain, it's not the correct way, but I'm impatient for the evil to leave this world.
Haha, I just thought about that but in the sense that deuterium water ice sinks in water. Do we really want deuterium laden cryo-fish and cryo-frogs terrorizing the land? Natural selection could turn them into the ultimate predator that can't be killed by conventional means. World would be doomed!
Plot twist, this backfires because of chaos theory - everyone has a different idea of karma so it just punishes everyone equally and the world goes immediately to hell.
I define karma as having an instant result - cause and effect - every time you interact with another person. So if you are kind and helpful you get this reaction. If you are violent or rude that is the payback to you. Positive reinforcement.
Well, if I'm freakin' GOD I can make it mean what I damned well please! Or I could just take away all this silly free-will bullshit and watch the ant farm.
What I mean is, just because you have God's powers does not mean you have God's wisdom. That's why those monkey-paw three wishes folk stories always end up so unexpected.
It's easy for me to say I could just tug the sun closer to the earth, but without understanding how that will effect the rest of the cosmos the end-result will likely be quite spectacularly chaotic.
Yeah, I get it. I was just trying to think of a way that I didn't have to flood everyone out and start over again. That plan didn't work to well the first time. For this mental exercise I choose to be a god that has control over all the input and outcome and everyone lives happily ever after - Amen.
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TurquoiseLover ago
I would send all the leftists to Venezuela.
kirk_lazarus ago
I would cleanse the world with fire and make it so the enemies of my people burn in eternal torment in my presence
lord_nougat ago
That sounds like a pretty fun idea, actually! I sure hope I'd think of doing that eventually.
But I'd totally start by SMITING you! God just hasn't smitten people like He used to do all the time in the old testament, and it needs to be brought back!
ArielQflip ago
Make the walls is Isreal fall. Bring the creature bafomet into form and have it capture all and rule there and change the hearts of all npcs (any race) to desire to move there, let him reign for 7 years to show the rest of the world what not to do. Then bring brimstone and fire to the place. Once decimated, create a new temple for Jesus!
As a Christain, it's not the correct way, but I'm impatient for the evil to leave this world.
watts2db ago
make water more dense in its frozen state than liquid
Morbo ago
You monster! All the fish would die in the northern winter.
watts2db ago
id make fish fly south in the winter
lord_nougat ago
I thank thee, Oh Lord, for the flying fish that killed itself on my deck and we made a tasty lunch of him during our last voyage!
amen.
Morbo ago
But you've already established that you are a monster wanting to kill the fish so you'd make them fly NORTH in the winter instead!
watts2db ago
just think of the creature will be created by the pressure of natural selection this will create tho haha
Morbo ago
Haha, I just thought about that but in the sense that deuterium water ice sinks in water. Do we really want deuterium laden cryo-fish and cryo-frogs terrorizing the land? Natural selection could turn them into the ultimate predator that can't be killed by conventional means. World would be doomed!
watts2db ago
lol so true good thing im not god
watts2db ago
put africa on mars
watts2db ago
lower the speed of light
SurfinMindWaves ago
Instant karma. For those who still don't learn to treat others as they themselves want to be treated, instant painless removal.
virge ago
Plot twist, this backfires because of chaos theory - everyone has a different idea of karma so it just punishes everyone equally and the world goes immediately to hell.
SurfinMindWaves ago
I define karma as having an instant result - cause and effect - every time you interact with another person. So if you are kind and helpful you get this reaction. If you are violent or rude that is the payback to you. Positive reinforcement.
virge ago
You're making a bold assumption that you're the one defining "kind" and "helpful".
SurfinMindWaves ago
Well, if I'm freakin' GOD I can make it mean what I damned well please! Or I could just take away all this silly free-will bullshit and watch the ant farm.
virge ago
What I mean is, just because you have God's powers does not mean you have God's wisdom. That's why those monkey-paw three wishes folk stories always end up so unexpected.
It's easy for me to say I could just tug the sun closer to the earth, but without understanding how that will effect the rest of the cosmos the end-result will likely be quite spectacularly chaotic.
SurfinMindWaves ago
Yeah, I get it. I was just trying to think of a way that I didn't have to flood everyone out and start over again. That plan didn't work to well the first time. For this mental exercise I choose to be a god that has control over all the input and outcome and everyone lives happily ever after - Amen.
expose ago
probably fuck lots of bitches. bitches love power.
lemon11 ago
I'd make some plants grow.
NiggerGuy ago
We do. Thats the secret. We are god. Made in our own image.
Conspirologist ago
Fuck off, demented kike. When they'll fuck you, I will be LOL.
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NiggerGuy ago
So edgy. Low on tendies?
SurfinMindWaves ago
And yet I can create nothing. Only manipulate matter that is already here.