What would you do if you had god's powers? (whatever)

submitted ago by Conspirologist

Before I would ask for peace and prosperity for all, but since I have discovered that people are fucking idiots, I think only about having fun. First thing I would do is to transport some of the most dangerous animals from Africa to Washington DC. Tell me it's not funking fun to do if you can.

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watts2db ago

make water more dense in its frozen state than liquid

Morbo ago

You monster! All the fish would die in the northern winter.

watts2db ago

id make fish fly south in the winter

Morbo ago

But you've already established that you are a monster wanting to kill the fish so you'd make them fly NORTH in the winter instead!

watts2db ago

just think of the creature will be created by the pressure of natural selection this will create tho haha

Morbo ago

Haha, I just thought about that but in the sense that deuterium water ice sinks in water. Do we really want deuterium laden cryo-fish and cryo-frogs terrorizing the land? Natural selection could turn them into the ultimate predator that can't be killed by conventional means. World would be doomed!

watts2db ago

lol so true good thing im not god