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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

Knocking up a woman you're not married to is beta.

Smokybubbles ago

Any man who signs onto a marriage contract is a damn fool. Women initiate 70% of divorces, and they are legally no fault. He'll be paying alimony and child support for years, as she bangs other dudes. How romantic and responsible.

BillyBobBoJangles ago

You can get married without the government getting involved.

FridayJones ago

Not if you live in a state that has Common Law marriage or Palimony.

BillyBobBoJangles ago

Just change your address every year.