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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

Knocking up a woman you're not married to is beta.

jokersmild ago

Go fuck yourself you fucking kike.

Bitches like you are so fucking cowed to believe that the blessing of the state is needed to add legitimacy to a relationship between a man and a woman.

Teatreehoney02 ago

Eesh, hate much?

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the USC School of Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous family court proceedings, and I have over 300 confirmed judgments in my favor.

I am trained in rdivorce proceedings and am one of the top child support lawyers in the country. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can take your money anywhere, anytime, and I can prohibit you from seeing your kid ever again just with one phone call.

Not only am I extensively trained in gamesmanship, but I have access to the entire directory of every state bar and I will use it to its full extent to wipe that miserable smile off your face when you see your children, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking going to lose your kids to CPS, kiddo.

Flirp ago

This isn't reddit fag.

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

What made you think I needed a reminder?

yt4cz9 ago

Purism contests are for jews.

Tubesbestnoob ago

It's downright niggardly.

Smokybubbles ago

Any man who signs onto a marriage contract is a damn fool. Women initiate 70% of divorces, and they are legally no fault. He'll be paying alimony and child support for years, as she bangs other dudes. How romantic and responsible.

Ticklepaws ago

I agree that the majority of women are not marriage worthy. I would say only around 15-20% are marriage worthy these days.

Men are probably 50% marriage worthy. They have corrupted themselves, but not quite as much as women. Even if a man realizes he married the wrong woman, most of the time he has enough honor to stick with it. Women do not understand honor and duty.

The key is to choose wisely.

BillyBobBoJangles ago

You can get married without the government getting involved.

FridayJones ago

Not if you live in a state that has Common Law marriage or Palimony.

BillyBobBoJangles ago

Just change your address every year.

YoHomie ago

No shit. Like they say: Never get married; it's a lot easier to simply find a bitch who hates you and buy her a house.

8_billion_weiners ago

You're an idiot. Don't ever have kids.

contrarianism ago

your

8_billion_weiners ago

Wow

The_Prophets_Profit ago

You told him.

meglomaniac ago

guess whos got her meal ticket for life!

Guess who's going to be paying a retard tax for 18 years!

BillyLuath ago

You don't know, perhaps they'll live happily, ever after.

TheSeer ago

NAWALT!

Distrikt7 ago

It will be done in saturday so you can sleep well

robot7247 ago

Marriage is like an old house. Work on it everyday or it falls apart.

karmatic ago

Grow together, or grow apart.

slumbermachine ago

Respect man.

BillyLuath ago

Congrats.

Gopherurself ago

Boss

Native ago

Congratulations! And congrats on all your commitment to self improvement