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Blacksmith21 ago

This is some Og/PG stuff right here. Culinary forensics.

I did a quick look at NoVA ag coops were CPP would have shopped for bulk tomatoes and not a lot of info out there. It's pretty easy to hire someone to contract grow X lbs of Y, Q, and R tomatoes for a certain price. You can grow a lot of tomatoes on an acre. Roma and San MArzano are determinant (I think) and are vining - grow up for big yield. Heirlooms are indeterminant (I think) and are a bush tomato. The first two are standard for canning tomatoes.

That's a pretty big canning operation.

"Where does he store the 10,000 cans at bucks that isn't already being used by bucks for food storage itself?" - At 3 lbs heirloom/roma mix averaged @ 2.00/lb contract grow (or for free paid in children) per jar, that's 6.00 (3 lbs per jar) + canning costs in labor, packing material, etc. + 2.00 (that's low) = 8.00 per jar X 10,000 jars = 80,000 for sauce X 5 pizzas per jar = 400,000 pizzas / 360 days (less holidays lol) = 1,111 pizzas per day. Bullshit.

Regardless - I go back to comments I've made earlier about "common construction techniques" used in DC. 5000 Conn Ave NW sits at 300' above sea level. Basements were typically constructed at the time when the block was developed. The land is flat, so if they dug one or more basements - which we know there are - they would have dug basements for all - it is EASIER to build - less work and materials! I'm pretty confidant that at some point, there was a basement and that it may have been sealed from view. These vile creatures are tunnel rats and have no problem digging and building subterranean quarters. There are basements down there.

There is minimal history on the this region of DC I've been able to dig up - input welcome.

septimasexta ago

Thanks. Many others contributed. I just pulled it together. What do you think the green image is on the CPP Sauce label? Am I missing something? Is this a "special" sauce?

Yuke ago

I just made a post yesterday with a theory about the probable codeword 'Panda' being code for Asian kids (the post is in the Desmond is amazing thread and refers to a half-asian fashion designer being referred to as Panda because he has the Asian heritage). When I saw the labels of that sauce what I saw was a little Asian kid peeking over a wall or counter or something. What do you think?

septimasexta ago

Is this how you explain the crude comments on Jimmy Comets Instagram photos with panda images (#cumpanda)? http://themillenniumreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/NEKj3rl.png

You might be on to something.

Yuke ago

It's just a theory at the minute but ever since reading that guys comments about being called it because he's of asian origin it really made me think that it could be. I'll be keeping an eye on it and hoping to find something else to either confirm or deny that one.