Debunking Obama's $65k pizza / hotdog email (pizzagate)

submitted ago by MolochHunter

Ok now, first up I wont hear any of you bitches misconstruing this to imply that I debunk Pizzagate in its entirety, or that I'm claiming Obama isnt a cocksucking motherfucking traitor of the most Satanic kind

This is just what it is, a (what I believe to be a) credible 'innocent explanation' for the infamous Obama $65k pizza/hotdogs from chicago email (that was attributed to him from some other guys wikileak ) and if you have credible evidence to debunk this debunking I'm not going to shit on you or it.

The credit for this should go to @Are_we__sure but because we all here usually downvoat the shittoutta him he is unable to put this up as a post in its own right. So if you do appreciate the investigative work here, go find some Are we sure posts and upvoat him in compensation

Anyway, the EVIDENCE

came about through this discussion / thread https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2473695/12337546

and in particular is sourced from Wikileaks 14 May 2009 email https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/12/1223066_re-get-ready-for-chicago-hot-dog-friday-.html in which it is alleged Obama flew in the $65 pizza/dogs for a whitehouse party 'recently'

Are_We__sure has provided these two salient links which both independently mention contemperaneously ( April 2009 ) that Obama did indeed fly an interstate famous pizza chef into the whitehouse

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1168940/Obamas-fly-chef-860-miles-White-House--just-make-pizza.html
https://www.stlmag.com/dining/Pi-at-The-White-House-on-Fox-and-Friends-on-Great-Day-St-Louis/

So unless there's some totally next level pre-emptive coverup rabbit-hole-beneath-the-rabbit-hole going on here, which would totally fail the Occam's Razor test, it seems to me this likely puts Obama in the clear on this charge. And I also think that without this being pizzagate related, the 'hotdog stand in Hawaii' seems pretty innocuous, too

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Matt_Helm ago

No because the guys emailing about this have prior emails where they are clearly talking about paying for sex with kids.

Go to Wikileaks and find the actual emails they also joke about splitting a pizza meaning sharing a young girl for sex.

Are_we_sure ago

Go to Wikileaks and find the actual emails they also joke about splitting a pizza meaning sharing a young girl for sex.

Actually, the joke is that their company is being so cheap, getting pizza for the office means getting a single slice and splitting it.

srayzie ago

Oh you were there to hear the joke? 🙄 Nice try. We’re supposed to think “ohhhh AWS is the only one who got the joke. I’m so glad he cleared that up!” You’re the joke.

Are_we_sure ago

The fact that you think you need to "hear" jokes within emais explains a lot.

Here, I highlighted the various jokes for you. This might make it easier to understand.

Headcount!

Who all is in the Austin office today who is going to want pizza? We only have one slice and we need to know how thinly to slice it...

Simply send a single response, filed, color-coded, double-sided and appropriately labeled, signed in triplicate and set on fire.

.....

Does the pizza offer include those of us who can't make the meeting because we're out here editing? 'Cos if so, count me in.

This e-mail is color-coded in black and white and will combust in 30 seconds.

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Are you sure this might not be a Jim Jones Kool-Aid event? Teekell, pls eat my slice.

.....

There's apparently been some confusion: we're not reserving slices here. Everybody gets one slice, according to their needs, just as the glorious tenets of Marxism would tell us.

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"strategic forecasting" = "strict george fanatics" some kind of conspiracy in the works for sure

srayzie ago

You know what I mean dick breath.

What they are saying is that they have one kid. Who wants to come join in.

Simply send a single response, filed, color-coded, double-sided and appropriately labeled, signed in triplicate and set on fire.

Nice try. That’s why they have to talk in code. Lame.

Are_we_sure ago

You know what I mean dick breath.

I know that you don't actually like to engage on the level of argument and evidence and I know that when your evidence falls apart, you act like a third-grader.

I know that this is conspiratorial nonsense

What they are saying is that they have one kid. Who wants to come join in.

I don't know if the nonsense is based on the inability to recognize humor or the belief in the nonsense comes first and the obvious humor is just ignored.

I know that the evidence for this "code" is extraordinarily weak and comes from the 4chan meme "Post CP" or post "Child Porn." (Yeah, it comes from the same website where QAnon started.) From this people starting joking and posting other CP items like chocolate pudding, copy paper, Captain Picard, compter processors and the one that became most popular, "Cheese Pizza." In this case Pizza would equal Porn. I also know that there's scant if any evidence of pizza by itself being some pedophile code. I know that "Cheese Pizza" is never used in the Podesta emails which contain zero code. I also know that the pizzagate code list was faked, because there's no evidence of existing on the web prior to the Podesta emails being leaked.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/post-cp

Post CP is an acronym in which CP can have a variety of meanings. #Initially used as an acronym for 4chan posters to indirectly mention or request a child pornography thread, in later years the acronym became commonly associated with the posting of other subjects with the same first letters (C & P, most notably “Cheese Pizza”) to parody prohibited request threads or to troll those who hope to find child pornography.

srayzie ago

Aaaand that’s why you are a known shill and everyone downvotes you. That speaks for itself.

srayzie ago

What is that supposed to mean? 🤔