Caught Chrissy Teigen in a Big Fat Lie: Did Tiegen and John Legend Really Slice Their Fingers Spirit Cooking? (pizzagate)

submitted ago by migratorypatterns

Relevance: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have recently come under fire from Liz Crokin when Crokin picked up on Teigen's use of a pizza emoji next to the couple's one-year-old daughter. Crokin has also questioned why their circle of friends contains so many known sexual abusers. A Voat post has already picked up on the Twitter firestorm, and pointed to Legend's close association to John Abramovic.

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2316139

I've been following the traded barbs between Crokin and Chrissy Teigen/John Legend. I also saw the threat of litigation card being played. I was curious so I went dumpster diving and believe I caught pizza emoji pasting momma in a big fat lie. Here's the link:

https://www.bet.com/style/2016/12/13/john-legend-and-chrissy-teigen-cut-off-their-fingers-together.html

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen Cut Off Their Fingers Cooking

Teigen told Elle.com about a kitchen incident that almost kept her beloved husband from tickling the ivories. The pair had invited friends over (Kimye?) to watch a football game and they wanted to make scalloped potatoes. Teigen handed Legend a mandolin to slice the spuds — and then disaster struck.

"I gave John the task, and within the first three swipes, he cut the tip of his finger clean off," she said. "He refused medical attention because of whatever was happening at that point in the game, so I told him to go sit and let me 'show him how it's done.'”

So what did Chrissy do? “First swipe — first! — I sliced off the exact same finger tip. We have a great photo of us both at the urgent care center."

The date of the article is December 13, 2016.

I went in search of evidence of this "cutting their fingers clean off" statement, and found this photo taken on January 27, 2017, approximately six weeks after the alleged "accident." The photo number 642948082 in case the link is not working.

http://www.gettyimages.com/license/642948082

As you can see there is nothing wrong with Mr. Legend's hands or fingertips. The fingertips are in place and not disfigured, so what was that story about?

To me it's one of those PR stories made up to cover the trip to the hospital. So you mix a little truth which is that they both cut their fingers COOKING, but misrepresent how it happened. Probably sliced too deeply, and when that happens, it's hard to stop the bleeding. Hence the seeking of medical attention. They had to come up with something. I mean, both of them cutting the exact same finger? It defies credulity unless it was purposefully done. And the other part of the story where I know she's lying? If you slice a part of your finger "clean off", it fucking bleeds all over the place. Hence, the mandolin would not be able to be used unless they were feeding blood to the friends coming over. It would have to be cleaned, etc. You couldn't just walk over to it and start slicing because the counter would also have to be disinfected. Forget about your husband bleeding out on the couch.

But while I was at it, I also looked up snapchat. Seems Ms. Teigen's symbol is the ... you guessed it ... pizza. Three celebrities have it:

https://www.imore.com/snapchat-celebrity-emoji-guide

Bella Hadid – babybels777 – pizza Chrissy Teigen – chrissyteigen – pizza Martin Garrix – martingarrix – pizza

Bella Hadid? Isn't sure the sister of Gigi, the skank who did the bad Melania impression? 777 is actually Aleister Crowley's number:

http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Tree_of_Life:777

But then anyone involved in his Hollywood sex cult would know. Right, Bella?

In case anyone has doubts, here's Bella chowing down on some pizza in lingerie:

http://www.instyle.com/news/bella-hadid-eats-pizza-lingerie

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watitdew ago

If you're going to nick the tip of your finger off, scalloped potatoes on a mandolin would be the easiest way to do it.

Then you wash the blood off with soap and water. There is no 'fingertip' to be left on the table because it's probably dialed down to < 1/8" which will take off some skin and maybe some fingernail and it will bleed like a motherfucker but it will heal fine.

Just chiming in as a long time professional cook. I still don't trust these fuckers but this is reaching.

migratorypatterns ago

If you're going to nick the tip of your finger off, scalloped potatoes on a mandolin would be the easiest way to do it.

You're changing wording, partner.

he cut the tip of his finger clean off," she said.

That's what she said. She never mentioned anything about NICKING himself, so why are you?

I cook also. I know that when you remove skin ... or the tip of your finger ... it doesn't magically disappear. Now if you cut yourself, it takes a second or two for the blood to start dripping (depending on the severity). But you remove the tip of your finger? You start bleeding all over the place. She couldn't have just gone to the mandolin and started slicing. There would be blood all over the counter and blades. Even if you watch a cooking show, you can see what happens to the work area. If you're a professional chef you should know this.

Blacksmith21 ago

I've seen 1/8" tips taken off with mandolins before. Not an uncommon injury, even for a skilled or professional chef. Same thing with sharp knives.

migratorypatterns ago

A shill used the 1/8" and now you're picking it up as de facto?

Not sure why you're doing that. The power of suggestion? It's an example of what we're up against when a solid member just picks what a nut burger has to say and repeats it. That same nut burger said it would bleed like a mother so would you mind explaining how she could casually walk over to the counter where her Illuminati hubby cut the tip of his finger clear off and started working on the mandolin covered in blood?

I'd like to hear the explanation for that please.

Blacksmith21 ago

It may have been the power of suggestion. I have taken the end of my finger off with a mandoline before. And I know chefs who have done the same. Yes, it will bleed like a mofo. Anything vascular will.

That being said, it's possible there may be another ceremony/rite/ritual we do not know about that differs from the regular finger slicing.

I'm not sure who/what explanation you are seeking. I'm pretty sure I'm not a shill ; )

And yes, when you cut the end of your finger off, the natural reaction isn't to let someone else take over. Also, because he is a musician, he may not have wanted to get cut in the meat (nerves) of the finger. A slice of the tip of the finger heals without too much lasting daamage.

watitdew ago

Yes I am a shill for knowing how a mandolin works and the approximate blade spacing one would dial in on one for scalloped potatoes. Jesus fucking christ.

OP is the kind of shill that exists to make pizzagate look stupid.

migratorypatterns ago

Again, you're relying on what happened to you. If you watch the video, you'll see that when people actually lose the tip of the finger, it shows. The woman in the video lost the tip and when shown, the tip is GONE. The shape is changed. Your experience is not the woman's experience ... just watch the video because that is the injury Teigen described. Not a nick ... not a cut ... but the tip of the finger cleanly sliced off.

Did you have the guard on? Our shill professional chef didn't seem to even mention the guard. If the guard is not on, and it wasn't on in the video, that's when serious damage can be done. If it's on, the damage is mitigated. I didn't get into this because it shows the faux Bobby Flay to be a fraud. Any professional would immediately know the guard not being on the mandolin could cause severe damage.

I know you by your posts, and you don't seem like a shill. That's why I'm attempting to explain something that's rather simple to understand. I even provided a video. It's an identical situation. A chef was making scalloped potatoes using a mandolin and she sliced the tip of her finger off. It's exactly what Teigen said happened. Look at the amount of blood lost and the disfigurement it caused. Now look at Legend's hand in the photos. Do you see any damage? It means Teigen LIED. This is not what happened. I've offered up a possible explanation. The tweets Teigen has made are frightening. The Illuminati imagery Legend has posted is also disturbing so it's ultimately up to you as to what you want to believe.

Blacksmith21 ago

I tried to watch the video, but very slow at times on my VPN. So it sounds like another ritual. It would make sense - maybe an initiation into a different "level" of Satanism/Mason/Lucifarianism/Kaballah.

Regarding the mandolin - I bought a 50.00 one and didn't know what I was doign with it at the time, hence the accident. I know professional chef who took a nice full slice, nail and all. I'll stick with sharp kitchen knives and food processors.

watitdew ago

okay it's nye and i'm drunk so i'm going to be pedantic.

it's a plausible story. a very good one if it's made up.

that's all.

i gave you metrics on how much skin and flesh and nail could come off.

it's not a big deal.

if that happened to me in a commercial kitchen i would bandaid up and then put on a glove and then wash the mandolin.

surprise, blood gets on kitchen utensils used to prepare animal flesh on the reg.

anyway fuck you nigger.

watitdew ago

You're chasing windmills.

migratorypatterns ago

I thought so. Only way to find out if someone's a shill is by presenting logic. If they start with this shit, yup, they're a shill.

Shills gotta shill.

By the way, were you a professional chef at Comet Ping Pong Pizza?

Shizy ago

Ughhgg, here we go again. Anyone who doesn't agree with this woman is automatically a shill! She CAN NOT take any sort of criticism without flipping out like a big baby

watitdew ago

No I've just seen a lot of mandolin cuts.

migratorypatterns ago

Say hi to JA for me.

watitdew ago

Okay 3 month voat member.