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watitdew ago

If you're going to nick the tip of your finger off, scalloped potatoes on a mandolin would be the easiest way to do it.

Then you wash the blood off with soap and water. There is no 'fingertip' to be left on the table because it's probably dialed down to < 1/8" which will take off some skin and maybe some fingernail and it will bleed like a motherfucker but it will heal fine.

Just chiming in as a long time professional cook. I still don't trust these fuckers but this is reaching.

migratorypatterns ago

If you're going to nick the tip of your finger off, scalloped potatoes on a mandolin would be the easiest way to do it.

You're changing wording, partner.

he cut the tip of his finger clean off," she said.

That's what she said. She never mentioned anything about NICKING himself, so why are you?

I cook also. I know that when you remove skin ... or the tip of your finger ... it doesn't magically disappear. Now if you cut yourself, it takes a second or two for the blood to start dripping (depending on the severity). But you remove the tip of your finger? You start bleeding all over the place. She couldn't have just gone to the mandolin and started slicing. There would be blood all over the counter and blades. Even if you watch a cooking show, you can see what happens to the work area. If you're a professional chef you should know this.

Blacksmith21 ago

I've seen 1/8" tips taken off with mandolins before. Not an uncommon injury, even for a skilled or professional chef. Same thing with sharp knives.

migratorypatterns ago

A shill used the 1/8" and now you're picking it up as de facto?

Not sure why you're doing that. The power of suggestion? It's an example of what we're up against when a solid member just picks what a nut burger has to say and repeats it. That same nut burger said it would bleed like a mother so would you mind explaining how she could casually walk over to the counter where her Illuminati hubby cut the tip of his finger clear off and started working on the mandolin covered in blood?

I'd like to hear the explanation for that please.

Blacksmith21 ago

It may have been the power of suggestion. I have taken the end of my finger off with a mandoline before. And I know chefs who have done the same. Yes, it will bleed like a mofo. Anything vascular will.

That being said, it's possible there may be another ceremony/rite/ritual we do not know about that differs from the regular finger slicing.

I'm not sure who/what explanation you are seeking. I'm pretty sure I'm not a shill ; )

And yes, when you cut the end of your finger off, the natural reaction isn't to let someone else take over. Also, because he is a musician, he may not have wanted to get cut in the meat (nerves) of the finger. A slice of the tip of the finger heals without too much lasting daamage.

watitdew ago

Yes I am a shill for knowing how a mandolin works and the approximate blade spacing one would dial in on one for scalloped potatoes. Jesus fucking christ.

OP is the kind of shill that exists to make pizzagate look stupid.

migratorypatterns ago

Again, you're relying on what happened to you. If you watch the video, you'll see that when people actually lose the tip of the finger, it shows. The woman in the video lost the tip and when shown, the tip is GONE. The shape is changed. Your experience is not the woman's experience ... just watch the video because that is the injury Teigen described. Not a nick ... not a cut ... but the tip of the finger cleanly sliced off.

Did you have the guard on? Our shill professional chef didn't seem to even mention the guard. If the guard is not on, and it wasn't on in the video, that's when serious damage can be done. If it's on, the damage is mitigated. I didn't get into this because it shows the faux Bobby Flay to be a fraud. Any professional would immediately know the guard not being on the mandolin could cause severe damage.

I know you by your posts, and you don't seem like a shill. That's why I'm attempting to explain something that's rather simple to understand. I even provided a video. It's an identical situation. A chef was making scalloped potatoes using a mandolin and she sliced the tip of her finger off. It's exactly what Teigen said happened. Look at the amount of blood lost and the disfigurement it caused. Now look at Legend's hand in the photos. Do you see any damage? It means Teigen LIED. This is not what happened. I've offered up a possible explanation. The tweets Teigen has made are frightening. The Illuminati imagery Legend has posted is also disturbing so it's ultimately up to you as to what you want to believe.

Blacksmith21 ago

I tried to watch the video, but very slow at times on my VPN. So it sounds like another ritual. It would make sense - maybe an initiation into a different "level" of Satanism/Mason/Lucifarianism/Kaballah.

Regarding the mandolin - I bought a 50.00 one and didn't know what I was doign with it at the time, hence the accident. I know professional chef who took a nice full slice, nail and all. I'll stick with sharp kitchen knives and food processors.