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Dec 12 Tilapia Email

Here is a strange one. Excerpts below. Some strange food references, simulated schedules, a mystery mixed fruit juice, tricking the restaurant, 90 seconds to get to vans, Andrews AIrforce Tilapia Museum??? WTF...

From: Abedin, Huma [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:00 PM To: Subject: Fw: Wed/DC

Disappointed NEA Travelers - As Huma noted, Secretary Clinton was unable to make this week's trip. Obviously, her health is paramount, so we hope you all understand. But she nonetheless feels badly that you are all stuck in Washington instead of enjoying Morocco. For some of you it might have been the first time. And maybe the last time for the rest of us. So if we can't go to Marekesh, she wants to bring Marekesh to us.

Towards that end, she has put together this** simulated** schedule for tomorrow: Notes to the Party: • NO/NO Bag Drag tomorrow • Weather: mostly cloudy with temps in the upper 40s • Money Matters: yes, in this country as in all others, money does matter • Vendors will be conveniently located on the ground floor of HST selling used books, used lamps, used birdcages, and an assortment of other random household items from the 1970s • Note: You can simultaneously donate blood at the same location • Note: Yoga will simultaneously be offered at the same location •

Water in DC is NOT/NOT Potable

10:00am Meet at 22nd & C Lobby of HST 10:15am Staff Vans Depart HST ert IAD 11:00am Arrive Dulles International Airport

[Note: We will not be flying anywhere, but our bodies are programmed to spend at least two hrs/per day in a van] - 11:00am-11:30am Lunch at IAD Long Term Parking

• Note: A Bag Lunch will be served

• [Additional Note: on the side of the bag there will inexplicably be an imprint of a symbol of some kind that appears to be nothing more than a red splotch] Parmessan Crusted Baked Tilapia Salad garnished with Blue Cheese, Asiago Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Mozzarella Cheese, and Stuffed Shells Stuffed w/Red Wine Reduction Crusted Musht • A Loaf of Bread • Side Salad of Mini Eclairs • Dessert of fried fruit •

Beverage Service: Random concoction of a Fruit Juice Mixed with Seltzer (though somehow - despite a finite # of types of juices and mixes available in society - will never have been served on any previous flight, nor will it be served on any subsequent flight)

NOTE: A Light Snack will be served during this van movement • Jalapeno and Blue Cheese Tilapia Burger Topped with Thick Maple Bacon, Even Thicker Sausages, and Chocolate Chip Italian Ices • Medley of Squash, Zucchini, Almond Green Beans, and Key Lime Pie • Roasted Red Pepper Hummus Spinach Parfait • Dessert: Cannoli Stuffed w/Tilapia

3:30pm Camera Spray w/Cathy Ashton Time TBD: We have identified 17 locations for dinner, and each location is holding a table of 30 'just in case' the Secretary's party drops by: http://www.urbanspoon.com/m/c/7/moroccan. The Secretary's name was NOT/NOT used so it is unknown how they know she might be coming at exactly 7:23:47pm wearing a white jacket over black pantsuit and prefers to look out the window. As part of deceiving the restaurant, the reservation is NOT/NOT under her name. You must tell them you are with the Hillary Clunkton party. Please be ready to mobilize at the drop of a hat, at a time not of your choosing that has no correlation to your appetite status. Additionally, you should be ready to leave dinner at a moment's notice, the only warning being Ms. Clunkton's suddenly standing up and the resulting sound of 29 chairs moving away from the table. From that point, you will have 90 seconds to get to the vans.

OPTIONAL: For those interested we have secured a van to take you to the History of the Air Force's Obsession with Tilapia Museum, located on the grounds of Joint Base Andrews. During this visit, you will learn many fun facts about Tilapia: • Tilapia is not a single fish. It is the common name for nearly a hundred species of cichlid fish from the tilapiine cichlid tribe."