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noob_tube ago

Statutory Rape

Isn't rape.

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HeavyBrain ago

Fuck all the kids you want just don't whine when one day instead of the drop you get the wheel.

uvulectomy ago

This fucker gets the boats..

HeavyBrain ago

Fuck it lets go fancy and give him the helicopter.

uvulectomy ago

While nice and quick for getting rid of commies, helicopter rides lack a certain je ne sais quoi for dealing with kiddie-diddlers.

The Boats, however... That gets the message across quite nicely.

techieguyjames ago

I like this idea.it will be best to do this during the summer, in a state with near 100% humidity. For a nicer selection of insects and whatnot, the...things...yes, things....should be placed near a lake. The more bodies at a time, the better.

HeavyBrain ago

Yeah sounds not bad, but like a wast of resources, in the sense that we'd need to industrial scale it to get the numbers.

And then you have to rememeber that even the best cremation tech wouldn't be able to keep up with the demand.

uvulectomy ago

To steal an idiom from the chinks, "Shā yī jǐng bǎi."

Literal translation - "Kill one to warn a hundred."

Make the punishment swift (its application, anyway), severe, and very public. Would only need a few before the rest get the message.

noob_tube ago

You.

HeavyBrain ago

Lucky for you, you are a faggot kiddy diddler so as previously stated you can continue to diddle all the kids you want.

badruns ago

You're a fucked up individual if you assume statutory rape is synonymous with consensual.

noob_tube ago

you

screamingrubberband ago

Charge(s): Statutory Rape (5-Year-Old Child) and Felony Incest of a Child

Oh, okay.