Do you know what tie it is? It's time for the weekly guitar thread! If you play, come share with us. If you don't play, put your dancin' shoes on because we're gonna have a good time! (guitar)

submitted ago by TheBuddha

It's that time again, a time when we get together and share our work, talk about performing, talk about practice, ask questions, and see if we can push ourselves to new levels of enjoyment. The most important thing is that we enjoy ourselves.

Some of us play for fun. Some of us are professionals. Some of us play with our friends. Some of us are just learning. Some of us don't even really play at all. It doesn't matter, we want to hear you play as well as you can - or just play.

I don't care if you play a kazoo - I want to hear it and, if history is any guide, the rest of the folks who frequent this thread also want to hear it. So, no matter what you play, come share it with us. If we like the song, we'll sing along when we all get to the chorus!

Grab your guitar and your cell phone - and play us a song. Sing for us! Play a piano. Make electronic music. Play a kazoo, blow a trumpet, bang a xylophone! We don't mind - we want to hear all of it, not just guitar.

I suppose I should ping @puttitout so that he's aware and can work his magic. Thanks, Putt! We appreciate all that you do for us!

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RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS ago

This is "Clown World," a Voat collaboration with @not_saying_a_thing, who wrote the refrain on which this is based. I never would've bothered with this shit if not for his post. He's a pretty cool guy, I heard a rumor that he's like six foot twenty and fuckin' kills folks for fun.

The song is a variation of Mad World. Here's a version by Gary Jules as accompaniment. If you want to earn your stars and stripes in the Great Meme Wars, sing, record, then upload this somewhere like Catbox. Hope you like it! If you don't, go fuck yourself. Heil Honkler. o/

So surrounded by these foreign faces

Other races, less white spaces

Diversity in all the workplaces

Going nowhere, foreign warfare

Too few fear them filling up our nations

TV stations push invasions

Your resistance is a racist statement

Face debasement, then replacement

And I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

To think that my own mommy's

Now my fat transvestite dad

And the media is lying

That you're wicked in white skin

So I'm gazing out and sighing

At millions of Mexicans

It's a crazy circus

Clown world

Children born into a Third World future

Dying birth rates, dying birthdays

White girls trade 'em for work at computers

Just commuters, just consumers

Went to school to learn that I was evil

Gassed the masses, harassed lasses

Why's my teacher call these strangers peaceful

"Whites are fascists," passed my classes

And I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

To think that my own mother's

Now my fat transvestite Dad

And the media is lying

That you're wicked in white skin

So I'm gazing out and sighing

At millions of Mexicans

It's a crazy circus

Clown world

Browning up your world

Clown world

Nadeshda ago

I will try hook up tonight and do this for you.

RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS ago

Good goat. Knock it out of the park, Nadeshda.

Nadeshda ago

Are you ready? Here we go Sir

Mad World Rendition by a goat on Voat: https://instaud.io/3xTm

@thebuddha @crazy_eyes @COF @expertshitposter @Rotteuxx

Who am I missing that would appreciate this?

Nadeshda ago

^ @not_saying_a_thing @majb

Look above :)

not_saying_a_thing ago

Wow. Nicely fucking done right here. Hard to believe this went from some extremely tired shit posting to an actual thing that happened. Thank you for uploading this.

Nadeshda ago

It’s amazing what can happen when we stand together! I am as much stoked as you, any other night and this couldn’t happen, I have been struggling for years to get my recording stuff, months trying to figure it out, then it went into storage several months then I moved.

It’s been one helluva journey till now @thebuddha can confirm.

It was meant to happen tonight... or so I guess... :)

TheBuddha ago

It's a grand conflagration.

As I've oft said, I just put the thread here and show it can be done. You folks do the real work. I just throw hours at it.

Nadeshda ago

conflagration

Now that’s a very interesting word to use, I would love for you to explain what that means to you, in your own words one day... hopefully soon.

TheBuddha ago

A giant fire that is threatening.

Nadeshda ago

Yikes... should I run for cover?

TheBuddha ago

Nah... It's too late. The thread has bloomed and you're stuck being a contributor now.

I read all the comments this morning. We're a damned mess!

Nadeshda ago

Yikes that bad? I haven’t made it through tge whole thread yet, not for lack of trying though. My goodness Sir it snowballed, what have we done, ahem, I mean you... ;)

Pancakes may save the day, yet again...

TheBuddha ago

I made more typos and bizarre comments than normal! The thread was also all over the place and it was insanely busy. We were at about 100 comments per hour. From now on, that metric is called CPH, just so you know.

That's insanely fast. 60 CPH is insanely fast.

It's a good thing, I guess.

Nadeshda ago

It was pretty darn crazy and fast paced last night. I step away for a couple of weeks and you created a beast if a thread! Wow man... hopefully I will talk to you soon, I cannot be here every Friday as I have some commitments to tend to at times but certainly when I can be here, I will help as much as I can. You kniw this... the typos, lol... I need no encouragement in this department as I am a natural! :) lol

TheBuddha ago

I should have ample free time this coming week. We should babble at one another.

Nadeshda ago

Awesome; remember Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and the Babel fish? Well, I will make sure to have the proper install then...

TheBuddha ago

I actually enjoyed the movie. It's a rare time when I enjoy the movie as much as I enjoyed the books.

Nadeshda ago

The book was one of my favorites growing up, think it’s possibly time to read again. Did you see the BBC series back in the day?

TheBuddha ago

No, I never did get around to watching the series - nor did I listen to the radio broadcasts.

I've never really been all that big on movies and television. I did read the entire HHGTTG book series, however.

Nadeshda ago

Yeah me too about reading the whole series though. I heard the series is pretty good as well as the audio, may look into that this and see if I can get hold of it for the kids. Hopefully they read the book first though, but they are a bit young still.

TheBuddha ago

Yeah, but the books are excellent.

I'm gonna watch some live racing!