Used up whores aren’t like sports cars, haha. Have some standards. Whores would be more like a fast moped with crazy steering and only a front brake. Real women only respect real men though, so betas aim low.
They're a rusting Honda Civic with a blown head gasket. You can drive it around a little bit, but it's not going to get you to and from work every day.
Honda Civics are great cars. Everyone's first car should be a Civic. They're incredibly reliable, they are literally the cheapest roadworthy car in existence to maintain, easy to work with, easy to customize and tune. A Honda Civic will never let you down. This whore is nothing like a Civic.
I'm more of a Focus fan myself, but I do appreciate the Civic. I haven't owned one yet, but due to their reputation I would buy one if a good deal presented itself. However, I would not touch one with an engine that's never had its oil changed and its brakes squeal for dear mercy at the slightest touch of the pedal.
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Overdriver ago
Used up whores aren’t like sports cars, haha. Have some standards. Whores would be more like a fast moped with crazy steering and only a front brake. Real women only respect real men though, so betas aim low.
Quotes_retardation ago
Old sports cars can be restored.... skanks, not so much.
InnatelyAcidic ago
How would he have known she was a used up whore, if this was initial conversation. When she outed herself as coalhauler, he immediately said "bye"
Overdriver ago
He probably didn’t, but you can’t say she’s a “sports car” just from a couple pictures either; and whores aren’t sports cars.
RacistCatWhistle ago
Just fucking look at her
ThisIsMyRealName ago
They're a rusting Honda Civic with a blown head gasket. You can drive it around a little bit, but it's not going to get you to and from work every day.
ichlibejuice ago
Honda Civics are great cars. Everyone's first car should be a Civic. They're incredibly reliable, they are literally the cheapest roadworthy car in existence to maintain, easy to work with, easy to customize and tune. A Honda Civic will never let you down. This whore is nothing like a Civic.
ThisIsMyRealName ago
I'm more of a Focus fan myself, but I do appreciate the Civic. I haven't owned one yet, but due to their reputation I would buy one if a good deal presented itself. However, I would not touch one with an engine that's never had its oil changed and its brakes squeal for dear mercy at the slightest touch of the pedal.
Gargilius ago
....and you won’t want to be seen driving it.
undertheshills ago
A lemon sports car is a good analogy for a hot coal burner.
Overdriver ago
Le mons? ... haha yeah, more like it.
The whole point of a sports car is it functions/performs well; not likely for a coal burner
963189_137 ago
IDK lemon sports cars might be stretching it. Also no sports car is going to invite animals to cum inside them in the garage while you are sleeping.
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