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CheeseboogersGhost ago

Voat needs to try and draw in new members. How do we do that? Maybe make quality internet fliers and advertise on other sites or wherever? We also need professional members(doctors, lawyers, etc) so we can destroy the stigma that free speech is bad.

TheBuddha ago

Ain't nobody wanting to join us, 'booger.

Seriously, would you invite @9-11 into your home? Me either, and I'll let most goats in. Not him, however. He'd fuck my dog, or some weird shit.

Now, imagine Joe Fucking Average cracking open a beer and opening up Voat for the first time, only to be greated by 9-11 or someone like @tallest_skil. They ain't staying. No. No, they are backing right the fuck up and leaving, never to return. Some of 'em are gonna block it at the firewall level, or at least use the HOSTS file.

We are not the kind of folks regular people want to visit. We might be able to advertise it as 'Come watch the criminally insane!'

CheeseboogersGhost ago

Yeah but people can still do their thing here. If some user is saying things that they don't like all they have to do is use the block feature.

Now, imagine Joe Fucking Average cracking open a beer and opening up Voat for the first time, only to be greated by 9-11 or someone like @tallest_skil. They ain't staying.

I get it. Maybe Voat needs to be two layers; There's the deep part where all can exist. Then out front there is one for privileged members? A Risky commenters tool. If you want to make a thread and their is a 'risky commenters not allowed' box to check. Now, we run into censorship and that sucks, and it would have to be hashed out WHO is a risky commenter but I think a system like that would work. Its probably the only way to save Voat. Maybe later once there are enough members drop the RC bullshit?

We are not the kind of folks regular people want to visit. We might be able to advertise it as 'Come watch the criminally insane!'

Or just COME AS YOU ARE

TheBuddha ago

AS YOU WERE, AS YOU WANT ME TO BE

He lied. He did have a gun.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

I want to see those crime scene photo's

TheBuddha ago

I'm pretty partial to my dog. I've known him longer than I've known the missus. Sometimes, I like him more.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

huh?

TheBuddha ago

I said he'd probably fuck my dog, or some weird shit. I like my dog.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

haha I'm lost. Who would fuck your duck?

TheBuddha ago

Dog and @9-11 and I just realized you meant Cobain's crime scene.

I was still stuck on imagining him fucking my dog and how the encounter would go.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

heh heh I was like wtf hahahaha

TheBuddha ago

Me too! It took me a minute.

When I get bored, I like to imagine him working at places like convenience stores and fast food joints. This amuses me.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

lol Are we talking about Cobain now or 9-11?

TheBuddha ago

Both, now that I think about it.

Here... Imagine the cash register broke and 9-11 has to figure out tax, count back change, and be polite to the customer - who is an asshole. Go on... Process that thought and tell me it didn't make you smile.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

I'm not gonna lie. It makes me smile

TheBuddha ago

Yeah... It's 1.42 and sales tax is 5%, so 1.49 and that only took him 20 minutes, six crayons, and now he's gotta figure out what to do next because she gave him 5.10!

I'd watch that shit on pirated YouTube videos.