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Battlefat ago

Dude, I was freaked out that some bad shit was going down. At this point I always seem to attribute to malice...because malice rules the world

TheBuddha ago

That's called paranoid schizophrenia.

Really, it's run by aliens.

Or gravity... Probably aliens.

DeltaBravoTango ago

Aliens control gravity.

lord_nougat ago

Then who control magnets?

weredawg ago

Wizards. Pretty sure that shit's magic.

TheBuddha ago

Truth. That's how they zoom about in their craft at rates of acceleration that'd impart g-forces not even bacteria could survive!

Damned aliens!