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gabara ago

Can we get an office Gerbil? I'll feed him and clean his cage and take him for walks through the floor of the Upvoat Factory. Can we? Huh?

Thisismyvoatusername ago

As a child I was once bitten by a gerbil. As a result I have a dislike of them. How about a hamster or a chinchilla instead?

gabara ago

Lies. They only bite if you hurt them.

Thisismyvoatusername ago

Actually it was in a cage in a pet store and I foolishly stuck my finger into its cage. I think it was just testing to see if I was offering it food.

gabara ago

Sounds more like a Hamster

Thisismyvoatusername ago

No it was definitely a gerbil. But I am joking about disliking them. I'm pretty sure it wasn't actually trying to hurt me and I was a dumbass for sticking my finger where I did (but I guess that's how one learns). I do like chinchillas better, though, but they are also more work to care for properly.