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It's ok, Uncle Valis is 68% silicone, he flattens real easy like Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, except it only works when he has to take a dump - that's why his race is called shapeshitters
sirRantsalot ago
Every good story needs aliens. Bring on the aliens!
SeanBox ago
Beatle stole an alien. That’s why they’re chasing him
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sirRantsalot ago
That darned Beatle. He's voats very own snidely whiplash.
SeanBox ago
I heard he plans to tie the alien to some train tracks if he can shake the cops.
sirRantsalot ago
That dastardly villian!
AlienEskimo ago
It's ok, Uncle Valis is 68% silicone, he flattens real easy like Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, except it only works when he has to take a dump - that's why his race is called shapeshitters
sirRantsalot ago
I had entirely forgotten about odo. Is he the guy from the "taken" movies?
AlienEskimo ago
I don't think so, but he was the priest in the original MASH movie
sirRantsalot ago
Oh wow! I enjoyed mash a lot as a kid. I've always wanted to make a gin still
AlienEskimo ago
I liked it to, and admired the Hawkeye role until I found out Alan Alda was a pretentious dick IRL
sirRantsalot ago
That's sad to learn.