Gothamgirl ago

No its because he got drunk, and a female store clerk, beat the shit out if him, and called the cops. He left a bloody mess all over my car.

And in another county he called the cops on himself got arrested for public intox and never showed up for court.

AlienEskimo ago

They've got my Uncle Valis - they are holding him for a ransom: every single episode of Laugh-In (re-masterd on Betamax), Paul Broca's brain, and the original bosun phreaking whistle used by Captain Crunch.

gabara ago

Come back!

AlienEskimo ago

alas, I must first complete the task of bear collection and moat construction - to collect bears, one must inevitably go to where the bears congregate

ilikeskittles ago

I want Grizzly Bears in the moat, or you’ll never see Unlce Valis again.

AlienEskimo ago

May we substitute that for Paul Broca's brain? Those fucking Frenchies are still claiming they don't have it, even though decades of evidence points otherwise. They just suck at filing, warehousing, and organizing in general. It's probably sitting in a cheese cave, getting turned every 6 months.

ilikeskittles ago

Never trust a cheese eating surrender monkey.

AlienEskimo ago

words to live by

also, words to die by

if, that is, one chooses to foolishly trust a monkey with cheese who surrenders - they make terrible allies, come the revolution

SeanBox ago

He has been repeatedly raping and murdering the alien since 1990.

sirRantsalot ago

I believe there was also gaping involved.

SeanBox ago

Yes, of the stab wounds.

sirRantsalot ago

That zyklon is such a handful!

gabara ago

In the ass!