I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.
I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.
The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?
"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."
The investigation continues!
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zyklon_b ago
the best way to fuck a chicken is stick dick up its ass and chop its head off and let it flop on your dick
C_Corax ago
If you do it in reverse order it's no longer bestiality, then you're just playing with food.
zyklon_b ago
works out great fo all