I went out on the porch and threw some leftovers at the chickens.
I then watched them eat and do their ritualistic dances, as chickens are wont to do. I listened carefully and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to be able to speak chicken.
The ladies have filthy, filthy mouths! Do you know what they were saying?
"Suck suck suck suck my cock. Suck my cock."
The investigation continues!
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zyklon_b ago
the best way to fuck a chicken is stick dick up its ass and chop its head off and let it flop on your dick
TheBuddha ago
I'll keep that in mind, thanks!
zyklon_b ago
I got a chance to make a few bucks driv9ng a car back from city tonite for someone!!!
TheBuddha ago
Should I ask what is in the car?
Also, avoid jail maybe. It's the holidays and your kid will be disappointed!
zyklon_b ago
the dude buys and flips cars so is just a car. he just needs a driver as his son the "tweakin Mohican" aint got a valid drivers license and is on parole so im pleased to make a few bucks which gonna help for xmas. feeding that whores kids n fl and paying for their shit and escape plan home put me WAY WAY over a month behind. more like 1.5 months behind hence why I cannot buy pills and pot
TheBuddha ago
LOL
I have to leave in like 15 minutes, but do you have a valid license?
zyklon_b ago
yes, perfect driving record
C_Corax ago
If you do it in reverse order it's no longer bestiality, then you're just playing with food.
zyklon_b ago
works out great fo all