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19208845? ago

I heard "DECLAS NEXT WEEK" months ago? I mean when is next week?

19209497? ago

Well if you take 10 then add the sum root of an isosceles triangle to it, then subtract 13 but ONLY during the dark of the moon on a Tuesday AND if you get another Jack that will give you a Shronk but If hadn't gotten another Jack you'd be on your way to a royal Fisbin and then you use Gematria code from your Ovaltine ring to figure out that What The President was REALLY saying in his tweet was a super secret double probation code worded message that at a specific date and time all will be revealed and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. This ridiculous bull shit decode nonsense has to stop. Bunch of fucking 5 year olds playing Spy vs Spy on the internet.

19221623? ago

lmao. good one.

19219563? ago

I think all you guys got it wrong. I think the key to decoding Trump is backward masking. Just listened to the Tampa speech backwards and pretty sure he said something about finally getting hookers in to pee Obama's name on the Queen's bed. Must be all systems go or something. Gotta do some more work to be sure though.

19219608? ago

Oh SHIT someone figured it out! I'll bet if you play speeches backwards you'll Hear Paul is NOT dead

19219644? ago

Guess there's no choice but to open a YT channel now. I can't let everybody down.

19219680? ago

Ahahahahahahahhhahahash ok you WIN the internet today! Just be sure to give yourself a cutesy name like Super Duper Captain X3245625413312912 Report and always say ITS HERE or ITS coming. Also be sure and ask for Patreon so that you can continue to bring hi quality vids to your subscribers. Because apparently you have to PAY to BE on YT hence the need for people to give you money. If not that then hawk gold coins

19215845? ago

I'm sorry, but we required the answer in the form of a question.

Guess you'll just have to deal with darkness and corruption for another 2000 years.

19214491? ago

I agree it was funny but you know there are people that can read the codes.

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19212247? ago

It’s by the dark of the moon on every other Tuesday, also you must use Gaelic rune for potatoe because it’s not a leap year....learn the comms

19212021? ago

Be.....sure.......to.........drink.........your........ ovaltine.

19213264? ago

Kek!

19212205? ago

...A...damn...commercial?!?!

19210236? ago

Made me laugh much...thanks. Yeah, this "decoding" speculation has gotten wierd.

19211927? ago

SB2 is back, that is all

19209921? ago

That was funny! However, I am now triggered by your decode shaming. I need a trophy.

Seriously, 'though, who cares whether or not anyone does elaborate and possibly rube goldberg like decodes? At 5 years old, their maturity level already dwarfs the people who got us into this pickle. There is nothing wrong with ridiculous bullshit nonsense going on. It might play a role even if it isn't true at all.

Wait. Then that might mean that you are also playing a role by hating on it and then I am in turn playing a role by enjoying your words and inviting you to join me in not worrying about the fact that...

No matter how hard I try, I can never seem to predict a single decode. It does seem like hocus pocus (derived of course from habeas corpus and the catholic priests' insistence on mass in latin). What lends a shred of interest is that, valid or not, the data seems to be reliable. What looks like random, omni directional stabs in the dark somehow seem to converge and there is consensus about which lunatic interpretation is right.

Convergence is only a data point. Obviously those priests said more or less the same sorts of things and had a mechanism for sorting out how many angels dance on the pin. Mobs seem to get the same idea easily enough. But in the case of astrology and other speculative practises like anthropology and calculus, those mumbling mad men seem intractably convinced they are onto, not just something, but relatively the same thing. They start completing each other's sentences and I feel left out.

There is a possibility that, if enough human attention is paid to making a sufficient elaborate but convergent system, the system will pick up harmonics and reveal truth. Like predictive linguistics. Like sherlock holmes.

However, at least when sherlock explains how he figured it all out, it makes sense. I get the idea that I could have preemptively followed that logic. Not so with the decodes.

Please write more funny stuff. It was wonderful.

19213221? ago

Based on your cogent analysis of the situation I can only add that all this decode BS makes as much sense as the old poem

...One day in the middle of the night. Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to rescue the two dead boys.

19213159? ago

"That was funny! However, I am now triggered by your decode shaming. I need a trophy."

Made me laugh out loud....thx!!!