A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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Mumbleberry ago
https://voat.co/v/ProtectVoat/2720198 Eat shit, redditards.
NSWN2 ago
Why would you be upset at new people over here? At one time you were a new poster as well at VOAT...
brandon816 ago
We never circle jerked each other for upvotes to circumvent the anti-spam processes, even as new posters.
NSWN2 ago
So how do I go about getting the upvotes? That's all people are trying to figure out...We all want to post and contribute. SB2 was just showing another way to help us get those votes.
brandon816 ago
Just act normal. You will get more than enough eventually. Since you asked nicely, here's some usually decent, neutral subverses to try to follow:
You can also trawl through v/all/new to find new stuff.
Fyi, don't post in any thread that v/theAwakening is trying to upvote brigade in. Just as you've seen in this thread, you are only going to get downvoted more than upvoted, due to others overcorrecting for it. As a reminder, this isn't Reddit; the crowd here hates people who are begging for votes.
And don't bother trying to gain points inside v/theAwakening. It seems like the mods there in that sub intentionally decided to restrict voting in it, so none of the points you gain there matter. And most / all of the posts made there trying to let them know get banned by the mods, so most of you probably don't even know that.
Dropswakeyou ago
Yeah its obvious now that it was manipultated. So was the registered count. It wasn't 70000 but closer to 300000 registered there. There's no need to hate us voat noobs because it should be primarily about the end game.
larryhuston ago
Go suck your own dick.
Dropswakeyou ago
I get right on that as soon as your mom's done deepthroating it.
larryhuston ago
I'm curious, hoe does sticking your dick in an urn of ashes feel?