A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician meet on the terrace of a café and see a couple enter the hotel across the street. A few minutes later, the couple leaves the hotel with a child.
The biologist comments: it's clear, they have reproduced.
The physicist: no, it's simpler than that: 2 people entered, 3 left, except for the error of experience, nothing happened.
The mathematician: do you realize it now only takes one person to enter the hotel for it to be empty?
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Mumbleberry ago
https://voat.co/v/ProtectVoat/2720198 Eat shit, redditards.
NSWN2 ago
Why would you be upset at new people over here? At one time you were a new poster as well at VOAT...
brandon816 ago
We never circle jerked each other for upvotes to circumvent the anti-spam processes, even as new posters.
Dropswakeyou ago
No worries we are just visiting and won't be here long this is just a speedbump on our way to 8chan/patriotsawoken/.
brandon816 ago
https://8ch.net/patriotsawoken/index.html seems to be working. If that is your end goal, why haven't you gone already?
Obviously, your intent was to use this event as an excuse to be assholes to others. No wonder your subreddit was banned.
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
get the fuck out of here now you retard
NSWN2 ago
So how do I go about getting the upvotes? That's all people are trying to figure out...We all want to post and contribute. SB2 was just showing another way to help us get those votes.
White_pride_cis ago
You post meaningful content. If ANYONE says, please upvoat me so I can downvoat things that invade my safe space, they will be downvoated into oblivion. Rule #1; don't be a faggot.
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
actually use the site dumbass
brandon816 ago
Just act normal. You will get more than enough eventually. Since you asked nicely, here's some usually decent, neutral subverses to try to follow:
You can also trawl through v/all/new to find new stuff.
Fyi, don't post in any thread that v/theAwakening is trying to upvote brigade in. Just as you've seen in this thread, you are only going to get downvoted more than upvoted, due to others overcorrecting for it. As a reminder, this isn't Reddit; the crowd here hates people who are begging for votes.
And don't bother trying to gain points inside v/theAwakening. It seems like the mods there in that sub intentionally decided to restrict voting in it, so none of the points you gain there matter. And most / all of the posts made there trying to let them know get banned by the mods, so most of you probably don't even know that.
Dropswakeyou ago
Yeah its obvious now that it was manipultated. So was the registered count. It wasn't 70000 but closer to 300000 registered there. There's no need to hate us voat noobs because it should be primarily about the end game.
brandon816 ago
Fyi, the admin for this site disappears for months at a time. Do you really think he can be motivated to waste that much time for such a petty act? Just shrinking your sub's subscriber count?
Take some responsibility for yourself, and stop projecting your own weakness onto others.
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
I can hate whoever I damn well please you communist faggot
larryhuston ago
Go suck your own dick.
Dropswakeyou ago
I get right on that as soon as your mom's done deepthroating it.
larryhuston ago
I'm curious, hoe does sticking your dick in an urn of ashes feel?
larryhuston ago
Make comments elsewhere. This thread has been exposed as is an underhanded, cheating upvoat farm. And rightly so.
Dropswakeyou ago
Stop being so ignorant and try to understand something. People feel a sense of urgency right now and 100 votes takes a long time. This movement needs to keep moving and this is too big a speed bump.... Fuck it, never mind. I'm leaving, see you on 8chan. Adios mofos
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
do you not see the parallels between this attitude of yours and the open borders asylum shit that the left spouts for why mexicans shouldn't have to go through the legal immigration system? you need to go back
larryhuston ago
You only need 10, you ignorant gaffot.
Dropswakeyou ago
Fuck you and voat you ignorant fucks are pushing away true patriots that have real value. So you're the "ignorant gaffot"
Rainy-Day-Dream ago
for "patriots" with "real value" you sure seem to lack the American values of free speech as well as an understanding of the importance of law and order
larryhuston ago
Sure thing retard, your "leaderfaggot" sent you to the wrong sub. On purpose.