If QRV is changed from anon to non-anon, will all former posts be visible because if so I will get the popcorn ready! (AskVoat)

submitted ago by NosebergShekelman

I may have some embarrassing moments but gotdamn this could be like igniting dynomite! The porn posters will most certainly be drawn & quartered, but us shitposters have nine lives. Stay tuned to find out!!

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TheBuddha ago

That'd be fucking hilarious.

I've told so many of them to take their meds.

GishKnots ago

I can't believe these people aren't embarrassed having to download that stuff on the home computer in order to post it here. It's humiliating, even if they are the only ones who know

TheBuddha ago

Not everyone is embarrassed with human sexuality. We've been sticking our dicks anywhere they fit since before we climbed down from the trees.

It's what we do. It's a part of being human.

GishKnots ago

So you're not grossed out by transexual woman with big dicks being put in another freaks ass? Most of the stuff posted on there was Far different than just your average everyday naked person. If stuff like that doesn't bother you then you're probably a degenerate or a sexual pervert.

TheBuddha ago

Nah, I'm neither grossed out, nor do I care that they're weirdos.

I'm a live and let live kinda guy. If you need one of them there bible quotes, there's the one about 'judge not lest ye be not judged.'

But, more accurately, I'm just pretty apathetic. It's your life. You can suck the dick you want.

GishKnots ago

I like midgets

TheBuddha ago

Congrats!

Rented midgets must be awesome, but I burned that bridge.

lord_nougat ago

Did you toss one incorrectly or something?

TheBuddha ago

No. I emailed them a couple of times.

You can rent midgets. I can't. They told me to stop contacting them.

theoldguy ago

You can rent midgets. I can't. They told me to stop contacting them.

For a small fee, I'll be glad to be your stooge to rent them for you. Unless they do credit checks, if they do, we're sunk.

lord_nougat ago

When I visit, I'll have to provide the rented midgets for the party.

TheBuddha ago

They'll probably tell you too to stop contacting them.

All I did was come up with some creative uses for rented midgets. They got really angry about what I'm sure were reasonable requests.

http://rentamidget.com exists.

lord_nougat ago

They can have a short fuse sometimes.

Every now and then, you might meet one who is mellow and doesn't get offended by any little thing, but that's a tall order!

TheBuddha ago

2/3rds of 'pun' is 'P-U.'

lord_nougat ago

Thank you, thank you. You're the best audience. I'll be here all week!

TheBuddha ago

Sort of related...

I have performed at venues where I was behind chicken wire, just like you see in the movies. You might want to put up some chicken wire.

I've also played places that had dirt floors. Ol' Buddha has been around!

lord_nougat ago

You god damned well better have played your silly version of the "Rawhide" theme the whole time!

But were there actual chickens?

...and if so, did they have large talons?

TheBuddha ago

No, but for some of them I was in a country band.

No chickens, unless you want to count jam sessions in the South East and South parts of the country. I've jammed on a lot of 'lawns', frequently shitfaced. They were all normal chickens.