I can't believe these people aren't embarrassed having to download that stuff on the home computer in order to post it here. It's humiliating, even if they are the only ones who know
So you're not grossed out by transexual woman with big dicks being put in another freaks ass? Most of the stuff posted on there was Far different than just your average everyday naked person. If stuff like that doesn't bother you then you're probably a degenerate or a sexual pervert.
While I have nothing to prove this, I'm of the opinion that guys who make jokes about fetishes all of the time, have troublesome fetishes. Often I think that their personal fetish becomes not so subtly on display.
No chickens, unless you want to count jam sessions in the South East and South parts of the country. I've jammed on a lot of 'lawns', frequently shitfaced. They were all normal chickens.
I've always been a bigger fan of gore posting without warning them of the content. They'll even upvote the most brutal cartel ones and trigger each other even more in the comments.
I bet you like lookin at it. You can’t help it. You think about what a guys dick may look like you try to stop the thoughts but you can’t and as you imagine what this one may be like your own starts to twitch and squirm in your underwear. Slowly growing out till you have to sit down in public places.
I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any porn there. For a while, I was pretty medicated and for a whole I was kinda drunk a lot. Even if I did, I'd still find it funny. My voat reputation is secure no matter what I (realistically) do.
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TheBuddha ago
That'd be fucking hilarious.
I've told so many of them to take their meds.
albatrosv15 ago
Meds don't help anymore.
GishKnots ago
I can't believe these people aren't embarrassed having to download that stuff on the home computer in order to post it here. It's humiliating, even if they are the only ones who know
Obrez ago
They don't have to dl it.
TheBuddha ago
Not everyone is embarrassed with human sexuality. We've been sticking our dicks anywhere they fit since before we climbed down from the trees.
It's what we do. It's a part of being human.
zxcvzxcv ago
Let me guess, your mom has much lighter skin than you, and your dad left before you were born?
TheBuddha ago
No. You're a shitty guesser.
GishKnots ago
So you're not grossed out by transexual woman with big dicks being put in another freaks ass? Most of the stuff posted on there was Far different than just your average everyday naked person. If stuff like that doesn't bother you then you're probably a degenerate or a sexual pervert.
andrew_jackson ago
While I have nothing to prove this, I'm of the opinion that guys who make jokes about fetishes all of the time, have troublesome fetishes. Often I think that their personal fetish becomes not so subtly on display.
GishKnots ago
Kind of like the people who constantly talk about how much they hate homosexuals are usually homosexuals themselves
TheBuddha ago
Nah, I'm neither grossed out, nor do I care that they're weirdos.
I'm a live and let live kinda guy. If you need one of them there bible quotes, there's the one about 'judge not lest ye be not judged.'
But, more accurately, I'm just pretty apathetic. It's your life. You can suck the dick you want.
GishKnots ago
I like midgets
TheBuddha ago
Congrats!
Rented midgets must be awesome, but I burned that bridge.
lord_nougat ago
Did you toss one incorrectly or something?
TheBuddha ago
No. I emailed them a couple of times.
You can rent midgets. I can't. They told me to stop contacting them.
theoldguy ago
For a small fee, I'll be glad to be your stooge to rent them for you. Unless they do credit checks, if they do, we're sunk.
lord_nougat ago
When I visit, I'll have to provide the rented midgets for the party.
TheBuddha ago
They'll probably tell you too to stop contacting them.
All I did was come up with some creative uses for rented midgets. They got really angry about what I'm sure were reasonable requests.
http://rentamidget.com exists.
lord_nougat ago
They can have a short fuse sometimes.
Every now and then, you might meet one who is mellow and doesn't get offended by any little thing, but that's a tall order!
TheBuddha ago
2/3rds of 'pun' is 'P-U.'
lord_nougat ago
Thank you, thank you. You're the best audience. I'll be here all week!
TheBuddha ago
Sort of related...
I have performed at venues where I was behind chicken wire, just like you see in the movies. You might want to put up some chicken wire.
I've also played places that had dirt floors. Ol' Buddha has been around!
lord_nougat ago
You god damned well better have played your silly version of the "Rawhide" theme the whole time!
But were there actual chickens?
...and if so, did they have large talons?
TheBuddha ago
No, but for some of them I was in a country band.
No chickens, unless you want to count jam sessions in the South East and South parts of the country. I've jammed on a lot of 'lawns', frequently shitfaced. They were all normal chickens.
FromTelAvivWithLove ago
Whoever is posting it is pulling the images from other subs like v/shemales
NosebergShekelman ago
lol I've flogged the shit out of'em. I'm not denying it. I never posted any of the porn, however
TopTierCIAShill ago
You're out of character, Rabbi.
NosebergShekelman ago
shhhh I'm doing a covert operation for JIDF
Hebrew-Virus ago
Okay, we won't tell anybody....
Decidueye ago
I've always been a bigger fan of gore posting without warning them of the content. They'll even upvote the most brutal cartel ones and trigger each other even more in the comments.
Maroonsaint ago
I used to post tranny porn on Reddit with misleading titles. I don’t do that here cause I like these people
lord_nougat ago
Sad.
It's not too late to start posting it there!
WhiteRonin ago
Haven’t we all at one time or another?
Neskuaxa ago
Who is posting porn there? I was under the impression Voat frowned on that as a whole.
Zoldam ago
There is a subsection of weebs who jerk it to that loli shit I remember being talked about some time ago.
WhiteRonin ago
I don’t because who the fuck wants to look at gay porn to post. Gross!
Maroonsaint ago
I bet you like lookin at it. You can’t help it. You think about what a guys dick may look like you try to stop the thoughts but you can’t and as you imagine what this one may be like your own starts to twitch and squirm in your underwear. Slowly growing out till you have to sit down in public places.
Liber ago
You little cuck faggit
WhiteRonin ago
Dang, your fantasies are too real!
lord_nougat ago
OP does!
TheAntiZealot ago
Takes time and effort to find a specific type of gay porn to send the message those fags were trying to send. And cuck nigger porn, too.
WhiteRonin ago
Gay porn specialist ... do exist! Lol
TheBuddha ago
I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any porn there. For a while, I was pretty medicated and for a whole I was kinda drunk a lot.
Even if I did, I'd still find it funny. My voat reputation is secure no matter what I (realistically) do.
Maroonsaint ago
You’re a drunk? There goes all my respect for you. I had so much respect for you. Goddamn degenerates.
TheBuddha ago
Nah, I haven't drank much in a while. I used to drink a great deal. I've been remarkably alcohol free for a while.
But, I say that just so you're aware. Your respect, or lack of it, isn't actually going to influence me.
Maroonsaint ago
You don’t care about me :(
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Yet you werent gracious enough to grace my post yesterday. Just not up to par with the buddhas theology?
TheBuddha ago
If you asked questions, rather than presume, I suspect life would be much easier for you.
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
If i didnt question everything there wouldnt be a thought in my mind.
TheBuddha ago
You might want to question what my name refers to.
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Buddha Blue Cheese.
TheBuddha ago
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
Jesus. . .
NosebergShekelman ago
This sounds like some kind of disclaimer lol
TheBuddha ago
It kinda is!
Though, my doing so would probably be excused. Being TheBuddha has its privileges.
NosebergShekelman ago
Are you some kind of super goy or something?
TheBuddha ago
I'm pretty much a national treasure!
zyklon_b ago
yeah i hope its retroactive
TheBuddha ago
I'd laugh.