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TheBuddha ago

That'd be fucking hilarious.

I've told so many of them to take their meds.

albatrosv15 ago

Meds don't help anymore.

GishKnots ago

I can't believe these people aren't embarrassed having to download that stuff on the home computer in order to post it here. It's humiliating, even if they are the only ones who know

Obrez ago

They don't have to dl it.

TheBuddha ago

Not everyone is embarrassed with human sexuality. We've been sticking our dicks anywhere they fit since before we climbed down from the trees.

It's what we do. It's a part of being human.

zxcvzxcv ago

Let me guess, your mom has much lighter skin than you, and your dad left before you were born?

TheBuddha ago

No. You're a shitty guesser.

GishKnots ago

So you're not grossed out by transexual woman with big dicks being put in another freaks ass? Most of the stuff posted on there was Far different than just your average everyday naked person. If stuff like that doesn't bother you then you're probably a degenerate or a sexual pervert.

andrew_jackson ago

While I have nothing to prove this, I'm of the opinion that guys who make jokes about fetishes all of the time, have troublesome fetishes. Often I think that their personal fetish becomes not so subtly on display.

GishKnots ago

Kind of like the people who constantly talk about how much they hate homosexuals are usually homosexuals themselves

TheBuddha ago

Nah, I'm neither grossed out, nor do I care that they're weirdos.

I'm a live and let live kinda guy. If you need one of them there bible quotes, there's the one about 'judge not lest ye be not judged.'

But, more accurately, I'm just pretty apathetic. It's your life. You can suck the dick you want.

GishKnots ago

I like midgets

TheBuddha ago

Congrats!

Rented midgets must be awesome, but I burned that bridge.

lord_nougat ago

Did you toss one incorrectly or something?

TheBuddha ago

No. I emailed them a couple of times.

You can rent midgets. I can't. They told me to stop contacting them.

theoldguy ago

You can rent midgets. I can't. They told me to stop contacting them.

For a small fee, I'll be glad to be your stooge to rent them for you. Unless they do credit checks, if they do, we're sunk.

lord_nougat ago

When I visit, I'll have to provide the rented midgets for the party.

TheBuddha ago

They'll probably tell you too to stop contacting them.

All I did was come up with some creative uses for rented midgets. They got really angry about what I'm sure were reasonable requests.

http://rentamidget.com exists.

lord_nougat ago

They can have a short fuse sometimes.

Every now and then, you might meet one who is mellow and doesn't get offended by any little thing, but that's a tall order!

TheBuddha ago

2/3rds of 'pun' is 'P-U.'

lord_nougat ago

Thank you, thank you. You're the best audience. I'll be here all week!

TheBuddha ago

Sort of related...

I have performed at venues where I was behind chicken wire, just like you see in the movies. You might want to put up some chicken wire.

I've also played places that had dirt floors. Ol' Buddha has been around!

lord_nougat ago

You god damned well better have played your silly version of the "Rawhide" theme the whole time!

But were there actual chickens?

...and if so, did they have large talons?

TheBuddha ago

No, but for some of them I was in a country band.

No chickens, unless you want to count jam sessions in the South East and South parts of the country. I've jammed on a lot of 'lawns', frequently shitfaced. They were all normal chickens.

FromTelAvivWithLove ago

Whoever is posting it is pulling the images from other subs like v/shemales

NosebergShekelman ago

lol I've flogged the shit out of'em. I'm not denying it. I never posted any of the porn, however

TopTierCIAShill ago

You're out of character, Rabbi.

NosebergShekelman ago

shhhh I'm doing a covert operation for JIDF

Hebrew-Virus ago

Okay, we won't tell anybody....

Decidueye ago

I've always been a bigger fan of gore posting without warning them of the content. They'll even upvote the most brutal cartel ones and trigger each other even more in the comments.

Maroonsaint ago

I used to post tranny porn on Reddit with misleading titles. I don’t do that here cause I like these people

lord_nougat ago

Sad.

It's not too late to start posting it there!

WhiteRonin ago

Haven’t we all at one time or another?

Neskuaxa ago

Who is posting porn there? I was under the impression Voat frowned on that as a whole.

Zoldam ago

There is a subsection of weebs who jerk it to that loli shit I remember being talked about some time ago.

WhiteRonin ago

I don’t because who the fuck wants to look at gay porn to post. Gross!

Maroonsaint ago

I bet you like lookin at it. You can’t help it. You think about what a guys dick may look like you try to stop the thoughts but you can’t and as you imagine what this one may be like your own starts to twitch and squirm in your underwear. Slowly growing out till you have to sit down in public places.

Liber ago

You little cuck faggit

WhiteRonin ago

Dang, your fantasies are too real!

lord_nougat ago

OP does!

TheAntiZealot ago

Takes time and effort to find a specific type of gay porn to send the message those fags were trying to send. And cuck nigger porn, too.

WhiteRonin ago

Gay porn specialist ... do exist! Lol

TheBuddha ago

I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any porn there. For a while, I was pretty medicated and for a whole I was kinda drunk a lot.

Even if I did, I'd still find it funny. My voat reputation is secure no matter what I (realistically) do.

Maroonsaint ago

You’re a drunk? There goes all my respect for you. I had so much respect for you. Goddamn degenerates.

TheBuddha ago

Nah, I haven't drank much in a while. I used to drink a great deal. I've been remarkably alcohol free for a while.

But, I say that just so you're aware. Your respect, or lack of it, isn't actually going to influence me.

Maroonsaint ago

You don’t care about me :(

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

Yet you werent gracious enough to grace my post yesterday. Just not up to par with the buddhas theology?

TheBuddha ago

If you asked questions, rather than presume, I suspect life would be much easier for you.

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

If i didnt question everything there wouldnt be a thought in my mind.

TheBuddha ago

You might want to question what my name refers to.

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

Buddha Blue Cheese.

TheBuddha ago

"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

Jesus. . .

NosebergShekelman ago

I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any porn there. For a while, I was pretty medicated and for a whole I was kinda drunk a lot. Even if I did, I'd still find it funny. My voat reputation is secure no matter what I (realistically) do.

This sounds like some kind of disclaimer lol

TheBuddha ago

It kinda is!

Though, my doing so would probably be excused. Being TheBuddha has its privileges.

NosebergShekelman ago

Are you some kind of super goy or something?

TheBuddha ago

I'm pretty much a national treasure!

zyklon_b ago

yeah i hope its retroactive

TheBuddha ago

I'd laugh.