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I_wuz_shit_holed ago

But you do believe they made a steam powered jerk off machine to jerk off jews until their nuts exploded and they died from broken nuts right?

theshopper ago

Was that the whole masturbation machines thing on South Park?

I_wuz_shit_holed ago

no the jews were in a race to come up with weird shit that they were making up that the germans did to jews. There was the soap from rendered jews, lamp shades from jews skin, a roller coaster that sent the jews on a thrilling amusement rind to dump them in an oved at the end, a peddle power series of hammers that would smash jew heads, a bear and an eagle that were hungry and fed a jew, a big floor that would lower into water and send electricity thhrough and kill them, a gas chamber with wooden doors and no means of venting the poison gas, furnaces that were magic and made jews disappear in 10 seconds of burn. There are many many other insane stories that the jew made up.

But the weirdest one was the jerk off maching where they would strap in a poor jew and put his pecker in a steam powered hand that would jerk them off for hours until their nuts would swell up, then let them go back to their bunk, to repeat every day untin their nuts exploded and killed the poor jew. And yea the jews actually wrote about this in one of their bullshit books. They expected us to believe this LoL the jew is a retarded asshole.

basedmuslim ago

I'd buy the soap.

Adminstrater ago

I don't believe South Park has ever mentioned a "masturbation machine".

theshopper ago

It was the episode were Cartman goes to mars and all the men are being forcibly jacked off by machines.

https://youtu.be/TrvMzk1ozE4?t=45

Adminstrater ago

I hadn't seen this. Thanks for the update!

MaxShekel ago

But you do believe they made a steam powered jerk off machine to jerk off jews until their nuts exploded and they died from broken nuts right?

Its true, goyim!! It happened to me! I still have scars on my taint. Shaloms™✡️💎

I_wuz_shit_holed ago

oy veh my grand father was killed by that machine in a german concentration camp, he told me about it before he died a few years ago....damn you germans.

Jack-Wagon ago

I know they did. I have one. I come again and again.

ChickenDeath ago

Welp. Username checks out.

Empire_of_the_mind ago

Don't forget the holocoaster

https://files.catbox.moe/hc28fa.gif

Joesf23 ago

Lolololol...I also like the story of making them climb up a tree, then cutting it down while they were in it. Very efficient

Nosferatjew ago

#neverforget the 6,000,000 trees.

I_wuz_shit_holed ago

hahahahaha cool