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Derpfroot ago

Name them? It's time to burn them.

captainstrange ago

Name them? It's time to burn them.

Jesus christ, do you know how much gasoline and oil that would take?

Just start battle royale, crowd fund it, and invite every jew.

The last je that wins, fly in the helicopter money pallet and crush him with it.

A fitting king-midas-style ending.

Shit I want it as a movie now, all the various jewish stereotypes, all the factions, east coast, west coast, liberal, orthodox, you name it, all on an island or something. Done in the hyper-violent style of 300, or 300 meets Anchorman/Pineapple Express or other.

Suggested titles

"50 Jews and One Million Dollars"

"50vs50"

"Million Dollar Extreme"

"The Last Mohican Mohel"

"The International"

etc, etc.

I just got this scene in my head of the laughing orthodox jew rubbing his hands together, and then 50 chabads gang walking through a childrens birthday party at a resort, and one soyboy jew with a ridiculous bush-hat shoots a hole through one of the orthodox jew's hats. The rabbi takes off his hat, flips it around, grimaces. Looks and then fires, as a clown (from the party) that had be hiding pops up to say "HI HUR HUR HUR IM GIGGLES" as the Jew fires blindly, misses the bush, and kills the clown, who flops over into the pool.

Meanwhile, the two jews from that one terrible wii-fitt commercial and sneaking around the beach bug-eyed, swinging wii controllers around and one of them steps on a land mine.