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CheeBooga ago

The weedeater will work. If it breaks you can fix it. You can't get a nigger to work and you can't fix a nigger. They are genetically broken.

wakemeupvoatz ago

You're saying what we're all thinking. Why do you think we abolished slavery? It wasn't out of the goodness of our hearts, well, maybe a little, but it was because joggers make terrible workers.

CheeBooga ago

They were more trouble than they were worth!

tallarn ago

Weedeaters probably cost more to produce.

Three billion people by the end of the century. The world is fucked.

NarrativeControl ago

We are already around 8 billion. Or do you mean 3 billion niggers?

Foreskin_Lampshade ago

no, he said people.

ClaytonBigsby313 ago

Not if its an fs38. They're like the niggers of the landscaping world.

theweatherintelaviv ago

If you're using something every day, consumer grade just doesn't cut it usually. If you get lucky and it lasts a long time, good luck getting parts for it if they're not standardized modular parts.

ClaytonBigsby313 ago

Honda would disagree. Most landscapers use the $400 honda mower. they last 7-9 years depending on how many times they get dropped.

theweatherintelaviv ago

I would say most people use the Toro if they're serious about it, but that's what I've seen.

Foreskin_Lampshade ago

We use the 110 and 131. Been great for our course.

Zen117 ago

Nice, Foreskin Lampshade is a good one.

voatuser1128 ago

I read that all the body parts, organs, tissue, bone marrow etc. of a human body would be worth at least a million dollars. So buy a nigger for $90 and sell him for parts on the black market and get a huge return on your investment.

Gumbatron ago

Can't put nigger parts into a human. They're a different species.

ClaytonBigsby313 ago

Not quite. There is actually a word amongst the pedophile elite for the heart extracted from a young black man. Can't remember it, but when you're dick cheney, you can afford the best rejection meds.

u_r_wat_u_eat ago

Stihl Kombi 130R has been an absolute work horse for years now. That thing is an absolute money maker- blackberries, brushcutting, hedgetrimming, strimming.. the day it dies is the day I replace it with the 131R, which apparently has like 30% better fuel economy

ClaytonBigsby313 ago

I've got the battery powered KMA-130. Its incredible. Lighters, quieter, and has the power to spin the lawn brush. Get about 90 minutes wide open with the AP300S.