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Fuzzycrumpkin ago

I would expect this to last years if it was just a guy, but it is amazing to me that women can turn that into something that would last months.

Inaminit ago

I've seen wimmens who could walk through this pic in about 2 weeks...

Maggotfeast ago

Holy crap this is something I've learned recently, I thought it was just my wife though.

0011000100100111101 ago

i had a bidet

Inaminit ago

Found the Faggot!!

2017Fallout ago

Try and have a couple of months in ar anytime as things can move fast. Its stuff i use so it doesn't go to waste. Just keep restocking. Try and grow some food too to suppliment. People have aways regarded me as nuts but not so much now. Bought the n95 maskes disposable overalls and gloves back when ebola was big so already got that. Also always have a lot of bleach as it can be used to sterilize your footware like they did for ebola and can make water drinkable. What about you?

Inaminit ago

I have a 55 gallon drum of Hand Sanitizer and 3 cases of Duct tape, wat about you?

2017Fallout ago

That should do it. You just need a flatback truck load of toilet paper and you are sorted.

Heebro ago

I installed a bidet

Inaminit ago

The faggot is stronk in this one...

Heebro ago

so stoked with my bidet two weeks in to zero toilet paper as grocery stores

Inaminit ago

Spend hours with it, huh?

Heebro ago

it helps keep yer moms clitoris clean

boekanier ago

A lot of shittery can be done here. Very forward-looking

Inaminit ago

With a Tablet in his hand and perched atop his throne, the King of Shitposters will review his subjects.

Gorillion ago

Unironically used to have Corona brand toilet bowl.

And now we find out that Stage 4 CV causes a bleeding anus.

These fuckers got us coming and going.

Inaminit ago

The Bastards!

2017Fallout ago

Why is everybody going nuts over toilet paper? Why not food, water ( if you relie on pumped in water). My gran at least is stocking up on tins and candles.

Inaminit ago

You can always tell when someone has never taken a shit innawoods...

GumbyTM ago

Fighting over TP is always a sign that the host nation is in serious trouble.

ChickenExterminator ago

out of curiosity, how many days worth of food did you stockpile?

UrCoolerOlderBrother ago

About a week of comfortable eating. About 3 weeks of skimping by. If the power stays on, I'll be good for a while since I have a bunch of meat in the freezer, but if power goes out that could shrink my food supplies by quite a bit, I also recently got a 10lb bag of pasta. So if nothing else I'll have macaroni for like a month. No water tho. I have a filter that works pretty damn good and if worse comes to worse I'll distill it. But water I am not too worried about.

Maggotfeast ago

A freezer full of stuff could stay cold for like a week or more, at least if you don't live in a warm climate.

PeckerwoodPerry ago

I've got twenty days worth of dried beans, rice, and lentils just in case. Not worried about toilet paper, I don't foresee any virus shutting off my water supply. Wash your ass, people.

UrCoolerOlderBrother ago

I know. If it gets that bad use some fuckn towels or something, and then through them out. People be retarded.

Reinhart ago

Ready for dinner at Taco Bell, maybe

Inaminit ago

Good luck with that...

CrustyBeaver52 ago

Don't worry, when you run out of food you won't need as much as before.

InClownWorldSellPnut ago

Dun - Dun - Dunna - Dun - Dah - DuhNaNaaaaaa - Duh - Duh - Dunn - Dunn - Dunn - Dunn - Daaaahhhhh

jonnyquest ago

Man you best hope your toilet doesn't leak, and that everyone is good at hitting the bowl when they piss.

Inaminit ago

This fort is a shitposters' hangout and must be prepared for all contingencies, pissers are on the other wall.

jonnyquest ago

Now that's awesome if you really have a urinal in your house.

I've always thought it would be totally cool to have one.

Native ago

Throne of rolls

An_Hero_OP ago

You planning on catching it with your asshole?

Inaminit ago

Rumor has it that the bugs are using a rear guard.

G0P2 ago

My fire hose would run half of those after a night of drinking

ManchesterT ago

Air pollution seems to be a major factor in lethality.

Milan has shockingly bad air, as does China. Weakens the lungs, something you'd normally get a cold from, gives you pneumonia