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clamhurt_legbeard ago

"Every fucking day"

[evidence shows months between posts]

VoatsNewfag ago

Hyperbole.

As a sidenote I only picked those around 1 year old and searchvoat only goes so far back in time. Otherwise this would be at least 3x as long.

TheBuddha ago

No, they go back as far as the start of the searchvoat site.

However, you are likely correct - if you counted comments. I bet they say they're over target in at least one thread per day - and almost certainly more frequently.

They are not smart people.

Thisismyvoatusername ago

They may not be smart, but at least they are over the target, I guess.

TheBuddha ago

I struggle to find good things to say about them - so I guess I'll say they're energetic.

lord_nougat ago

They have "pleasant enthusiasm".

No, perhaps it's frequently unpleasant, actually.

TheBuddha ago

I am not sure what is worse, that they're retarded or that they don't know they're retarded.

I've tried and my brain doesn't work that way, so I don't really know. I'd like to think that I'd know if I was an idiot. I'd like to think I'd know that I'm stupid and actually listen to people smarter than myself. I mean, I don't argue with my medical professionals, my accountant, my lawyers, etc... They know more about the subject than I do. So, I'd like to think I'd know if I was stupid.

lord_nougat ago

Really truly idiotic idiots always think they're both super smart but also better than most everyone else.

This means that I am probably an idiotic idiot, because I feel like I am surrounded by idiots most of the time. But it could just be my coworkers. Coworkers are WORST orkers!

TheBuddha ago

I am not obligated to be around all that many people, so I have the luxury of being around people that aren't retarded.

Speaking of being around people, guess what I did on Sunday?

Yup... There's now a Mrs. TheBuddha. LOL She's hot as fuck and less than 1/3 my age. (Yes, this is obviously legal - else they're not gonna issue marriage certificates!)

And no, no... She's not my trophy wife. We legitimately love one another and are pretty pleased with this. She even happily signed a prenup. I still tease her about being my trophy wife - but she's model-level cute. She's responsible for me realizing the benefit of a convertible. I'm going to get a convertible just so people can see us. I've concluded that's the real reason for owning a convertible, 'cause I actually fucking hate wind in my face.

sirRantsalot ago

you're a monster. we toil in the mines whilst you flitter around like a moth, constantly seeking new pleasures.

m_1 ago

@theoldones

Now you in trouble.

IM2abcd ago

pics or it didn't happen

TheBuddha ago

I am afraid, so very afraid!

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lord_nougat ago

Well holy shit, congrats man!!

TheBuddha ago

Thanks! I'm pretty pleased with this, else I'd have not done so.