I have a four year old. This is just...beyond child abuse. My son pretends he’s a ninja turtle every day. Four year olds have zero fucking thoughts about gender.
These parents should be severely beaten and then jailed for the rest of their lives
Please fill out your government form to legally transition your son into a turtle. Doing otherwise is turtle phobic. He clearly has decided that he will live in a sewer, eating pizza. Any choices regarding identity at 4 are now legally binding. Don’t forget to bring him in for his turtle hormone pills and injections- this will prepare him for his turtle shell impalant in a few years (all funded by the taxpayer of course!) Honk, honk.
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TheCozyConsole ago
I have a four year old. This is just...beyond child abuse. My son pretends he’s a ninja turtle every day. Four year olds have zero fucking thoughts about gender.
These parents should be severely beaten and then jailed for the rest of their lives
Deplorabelle ago
Please fill out your government form to legally transition your son into a turtle. Doing otherwise is turtle phobic. He clearly has decided that he will live in a sewer, eating pizza. Any choices regarding identity at 4 are now legally binding. Don’t forget to bring him in for his turtle hormone pills and injections- this will prepare him for his turtle shell impalant in a few years (all funded by the taxpayer of course!) Honk, honk.