Here's how my life has changed since coming to voat: I've started lifting again, dropped alcohol intake by 80%, gone back to church, and the final holdout stopped watching porn (whatever)

submitted ago by NotADilophosaurus

I’m a successful business owner in my 30s. This is what the horrors of free speech have brought. I started building a home gym of which I’m already seeing gainzzz. Stopped drinking recreationally as much as I used to. I returned to church. When you turn away you learn that God calls to you, and you feel it in your soul. And the final nail was porn. I opened up my tabs the other night and all I saw was degenerate bullshit.

I literally married a debt free virgin with no tattoos about a decade ago and her sexy body still lights me up. We’ve got two wonderful kids and life couldn’t be better since I found you faggots and realized the pendulum swings back. We’re the counter culture now and shit is gonna change.

Lift, stay spiritual, and go fuck yourself I’m watching The Departed, I gotta go.

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ruck_feddit ago

I'm not convinced of your not being a dilophosaurus. This is exactly the kind of shit those fuckers would try to pull.

NotADilophosaurus ago

Oh you... lemme just wipe my hood back down..... you make me wanna spit venom in you your face, which is impossible because I’m definitely NOT,.............

ruck_feddit ago

Lol. I'm in the same boat as you wife and family-wise. No one told me about the debt-free virgin thing back then; that's just sort of how it worked out. I'm sincerely happy for you, even if your cousin did eat Newman in that jeep.

NotADilophosaurus ago

Haha man, I’m the same. I first heard the debt free virgin thing about a year ago and was like wait, that shift is what I ended up getting,

And fuckkkkk Nedry. The magic word is SCREAM

ruck_feddit ago

There was an article a while back about how sperm doesn't die or some shit. It just embeds itself into a woman's body in whatever cavity it entered. Any of my friends or co-workers who have given me shit about the virgin thing or her being younger than me have to listen to me talk about that article. "How's it feel knowing some other man's seed is living in your wife's sinuses?" You can imagine how well that goes over. I suggest you give it a mention should you be in that position.