I pledged a fraternity once, cocksuckers poured cornflakes and Karo syrup down my pants and made me run around a lake. VOAT initiation much less unpleasant.
After the initiation I told them to fuq off, I endured the insults and never joined up. Bunch of sadistic POS. I was a fool to play along but got smart about that shit right quick. As I age I’m outliving some old enemies / misbegotten “friends”. Feels good man.
You could age a bottle of Boone’s Farm for 40 years and at the end of those 40 years it’s just an old shitty bottle of Boone’s Farm. I think people are the same way. Some things just don’t get better with age.
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Drunkenst ago
I pledged a fraternity once, cocksuckers poured cornflakes and Karo syrup down my pants and made me run around a lake. VOAT initiation much less unpleasant.
Dismal_Swamp ago
You’re luck that’s all that happened. You could have been jerking off to dudes in a coffin.
Drunkenst ago
After the initiation I told them to fuq off, I endured the insults and never joined up. Bunch of sadistic POS. I was a fool to play along but got smart about that shit right quick. As I age I’m outliving some old enemies / misbegotten “friends”. Feels good man.
Dismal_Swamp ago
You could age a bottle of Boone’s Farm for 40 years and at the end of those 40 years it’s just an old shitty bottle of Boone’s Farm. I think people are the same way. Some things just don’t get better with age.