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Hydrocephalus ago

Bullshit. I was able to use the internet in Iraq and Afghanistan and that was 10 years ago. You claim to be at a regular duty station (pcs orders) yet claim to not be able to access the internet? Voat is full of real veterans, you'd be better off making up some other shit like you were in jail, at least then your story would be consistent.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

I was on a cutter dipshit. You had the luxury of being on land. Must have been nice to sip tea and fuck prostitutes all day. You land ladies have no idea how good you had it.

Hydrocephalus ago

You were at sea on a cutter for two years? More bullshit. If you're going to make up a story at least make it believable.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

You're a got-damn fucking moron. I'm legit laughing out loud right now at all these keyboard worries who seriously think they know anything outside of what they had to do. Let me guess, you were a marine hahahahahahaa

Hydrocephalus ago

You're pretending that you were in the coast guard and couldn't get on the internet. Your story is transparent bullshit that no one believes.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

pretending

LOL okay, next one next one!

Hydrocephalus ago

It's funny because you're pretending to be in the coast guard yet at the same time claiming you were deployed for two whole years with only "navy" internet which means you are pretending to have been at sea the whole time, So what exactly did your pretend COAST guard cutter do for two whole years that you had to be out at sea?

lets_get_hyyerr ago

Keep going. This is good. I brought over my buddy to read this too. More please

Hydrocephalus ago

You're pretending you couldn't use social media due to being overseas relying on "navy internet" however you are claiming to be in the coast guard which has a very limited overseas role. Mostly concerning port security. So you expect us to believe you weren't able to use voat for two years yet your story doesn't check out. You would be on a base, at most going out for short missions. And your claim that "navy internet" filters out social media is bullshit. In short, you made a bunch of stupid claims and no one believes you.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

LMAO holy shit this is great.

https://i.imgur.com/Avmkbkh.jpg

Get fucked loser 🤣🤣

Hydrocephalus ago

I see you deleted your post. Makes sense, once you realized how stupid your story was you had to back down and hide evidence. Fortjnately I can still access the post because I commented and you replyed so I'm going to screen shot this shit. Next time try to make up a more beleivable story, instead of pretending you were at sea for two years and unable to access regular internet while in the COAST guard.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

Yea I deleted it but not because your crayon eating ass is here LOL why do you keep capitalizing coast? I'd love to know your reasoning.... this should be good

And you cant screenshot shit because theres nothing there you fucking moron hahahahahaha did you click the link I sent you? It's a surprise!

Hydrocephalus ago

Because you were in the COAST guard, which means you were in a coast guard station, which means overwhelmingly likely you were in america the whole time. Unless you count puerto rico as overseas, lol. You pretend you weren't able to access regular internet, that "navy internet" wouldn't let you have access to social media, which is false. But more to the point you were stationed at a BASE which means you had access to regular internet, even if you were in guam, the one coast guard base that could actually be considered overseas. Your story foesn't check out, that's why you deleted it, you know you're lying.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

This is fucking great hahahaha you're THE atypical internet user who thinks they know someone's life, of whomever they've never met lol God damn this is perfect and I love voat so I can keep egging on idiots like you to keep puking more idiotic nonsense.

More plz

Hydrocephalus ago

Your just retreating into snark because you know you've been found out. You have claimed that the reason you were off of voat for two years is because you couldn't access voat on the "navy internet" yet from the pcs orders you posted it is clear you are claiming to be in the coast guard. The coast guard, being the COAST guard, guards the coasts. Which means your missions are brief, and you spend a fair amount of time back at a base, where you would be able to access regular internet. You are a liar, and not even a good one.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

Tbh I've stopped reading what you're even saying anymore. Your head is so far up your ass now that you just cant stop. Please keep going

Hydrocephalus ago

Coast guard has internet, you are a liar.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

That's what you've devolved all of this down to? God damn those crayons must be getting to you

Hydrocephalus ago

You're just sad no one is believing your lies.

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

Yup, he's got his tail between his legs at this point, @lets_get_hyyerr got caught BS'ing real vets

lets_get_hyyerr ago

https://i.imgur.com/tWOmwcD.jpg

Next time you are inJersey, let me know so I can beat your face in.

Not much gets me pissed but anti military, soylent pansies like you who never served and pretend like they did do.

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

So-called orders show stationed until 2020

Claims not to be in the military now

Uh-oh, say whaaaat? https://i.imgtc.com/00vlQqS.jpg

You're stretching now, poser fake military alt

Your ShareBlue supervisor's gonna be pissed you screwed up this alt so much, it's unrecoverable now

lets_get_hyyerr ago

you guys really are a bunch of autistic retards. How were you in the service but dont know 4 years of active and 4 years of obligation to be called up at anytime if need be?

You guys are trying so hard but you keep coming up with nothing. That's why this is all so entertaining for me. It's a bunch of monkeys trying to figure out a puzzle that doesnt exist

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

Your PCS "orders" showed duty assignment ending in 2020. Ya kind of fucked up real bad there, sport.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

No, I actually didnt you dirty civilian. Contracts are 8 years. 4 active, 4 inactive. I'm in my 4 inactive years now

Once again, you guys come up with ZILCH on me because i already put it out there. Face it, you've got nothing on me because there is nothing on me and no one fucked up because there was nothing to fuck up. Your chasing ghosts now. Why are you wasting time. Seriously. 5 hours later and you guys have gone full circle on me.

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

You get a DD214 when you change from active to reserve status

The last guy who showed me a fake DD214, was physically removed from one of my rental units for bullshittery ("tenant application fraud")

lets_get_hyyerr ago

Tenant application fraud? Never heard of that. No, I have no dd214 as the 2020 contract is not up. We already talked about the 2020 part. For the 3rd time back to square 1.

I sustained vision loss due to the computer screens from my job but wasnt cut loose officially since that doesnt impact the majority of my old job. I'm obligated to go to 2020 incase they need me but i'm no longer in that profession. I've moved on

I have given you all the stuff I can while removing any and all sensitive info. Logically, which I assume you understand, I cant give you more

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

It's a California thing - you were in Petaluma, either for training or you lived here awhile, so you might have heard of such a thing if you were a renter. A rental agreement is a contract, and lying on it or the application that led to it, is considered contract fraud and therefore an invalidating breach. An eviction can be accelerated based on such a fraud.

I happened to give the guy a break of $200 per month on what was otherwise $800 per month for rent. He had an emotional support cat, and I happen to like cats - a lot. Guy was in his 40s, and knew enough about the Green Berets to answer a few basic questions intelligently. After a month, however, his stories went from a bit stretched to far out to no-fucking-way. So, I dug a bit. Enough to find out he'd changed his name, had commited fraud 2 years prior to tenancy, and received a Bad Conduct Discharge while stationed in Texas. The real Green Berets dudes, at the stolen valor site, keyed me in that one of his last whoppers was complete bullshit. He'd claimed to be stationed in a specific African nation at a specific time, and claimed to witness a chain of specific events. The real dudes told me a) no GB's were in that particular country in the stated year, b) the events the liar told about, didn't happen, and c) the GB he claimed was standing next to him & killed, did not in fact exist as a real person (nor was a fellow GB) -- so I showed up with an eviction letter drawn up by my attorney, and kicked the guy the fuck out.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

He was getting BAH while in school? I thought everyone lived on base like every other military base. That dude sounds like a HORRIBLE renter. 800 a month for an apartment is very doable, especially if he was getting cali bah rates. My god

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

He had been out of the service for a number of years. He said he was an "IT Manager" for one of the local casinos. Turns out, he was a Windows Tech Support / Customer Service dude making $15/hr. Um, yeah.... supposedly a GB commo NCO, riiiiiggggghhhht -- those dudes make north of $80k/yr for the rest of their lives. I was a sucker for his initial pity story, that's what.

I'm way up north in California, have a nice house & handful of acres along the coast. It's nice digs. I rent the mother-in-law unit, plus 3 other apartments.

It's rural, don't want a fraudster & liar around.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

HAHAHAHA Windows support tech! Lol they give those jobs to the towel heads in India! That's fucking great.

Northern cali. Please tell me you're in the legal marijuana business. Northern cali is all about that right? Last time i was there I passed through a town literally called "weed"

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

Yeah, legit - actually one of our firms helps people get legit, licensed and so forth. Mainly we sell equipment.

I've been to Weed a few times, on the way to Mount Shasta. MS is great, only like 500 people and yet 12 hippie shops selling healing crystals. It's like, if an ancient civilization based on crystals really existed in the past, rubbing them all over your body without understanding the technology is a bit like someone not familiar with electricity rubbing a toaster on themselves hoping it cures the flu.

lets_get_hyyerr ago

Lmao that's great. I did see a lot of hippies in the area. That being said, I'd rather have hippies over snooty LA dwellers anyday.

Also, i'll have to keep that in mind about your firm. A buddy of mine wants to get into the business out in cali. I may send him your way

Caveman_in_a_suit ago

Aw, the market crashed here. Better to set up shop in one of the newly legalized states. Oklahoma or Michigan. A lot of Humboldt, Trinity, and Mendo farmers have pulled up stakes, sold or closed their farms, and heading out to the Midwest.

The green rush is heading East, not West. Unless your bud is vying for a distribution license or has some unique manufacturing angle - lots of money to be made in post-harvest.

Hydrocephalus ago

He said the guy had a bad conduct discharge, the military doesn't keep paying you after they've kicked you out.