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EngelbertHumperdinck ago

Things jews and vampires have in common:

  • bloodlust / bloodlibel
  • hunched shoulders, hand rubbing
  • shapeshifting ability
  • aversion to crosses
  • aversion to sunlight (metaphorical)
  • forbidden from entering a church

Aside from this, I have a theory about garlic.

When jews were (allegedly) slaves in egypt, they were given garlic cloves as rations. After getting expelled from the land, perhaps seeing garlic reminded them of their time in bondage and they would be insulted by an offer of garlic, and maybe even repulsed by the mere sight of it.

satisfyinghump ago

Works best when shoved up their asses. If it doesnt kill them , at least it will warn you of their presence.